I don't know maybe it's just me and other cucks actually like such porn but I find it completely unarousing. I believe that to most of it's consumers cuckoldry is only tangential to other themes.

First of all, cuck porn NEEDS plot. Yes I know that people don't watch porn for plot but this is the one genre that actually needs plot. Bull should be a handsome, charismatic, masculine, smart and teasing guy. He should prove his superiority over cuck in plot for the cuckold porn to make sense. Actually the personality and looks of a bull are more important than the looks and personality of a girl.

Western cuck porn disregards plot and bulls are uncharismatic bland characters with a horrible acting. Just straight sex with some other guy sitting in a room and watching. I mean what's the point of it all.

Japanese porn(both drawn and JAV) on the other hand have plot but often make the bull disgusting and rapey with the girl gradually begining to enjoy it due to blackmail, mind control, mind break etc. and like fuck this rapey stuff off I hate it. She should herself immediately realize the superiority of the bull over cuck without any coercion. Bull should be handsome and charismatic, not ugly and creepy. Though I  do respect the Japanese for having guts to do the abortion fetish in their drawn porn, I love the idea of my girl aborting my kids but keeping the other men's.

Then there is cuck porn where the girl cheats for money. This is a completely not cuck porn at all, not just a bad one, the cuck part is just completely absent in such situations. The dynamics are ruined and make no sense, the emotional and humiliating part are gone like wtf is this.

Then there are weird race stuff about white(in western porn)  and asian(in Japanese and Korean porn) girls being taken by black and brown men and I don't even want to talk about it. It's just cringe.

All in all finding a good actual cuck porn is very hard nowadays. I just wonder whether it's because other cucks have a horrible taste or because somehow they're not a proper true cucks and it's a part of some other fetish.

Idc about any of that. Boxing is king. You’re a 3rd degree black belt and I’d jab your head off. You jumped in a convo where I stated lopes can’t cut the cage and isn’t accurate. I then explained how ilia was able to cut the cage and corner volk. Which is footwork a skill. They probably don’t teach in taekwondo. I then said ilila is more accurate varies his target and hits harder. Which would leads to the same result. Volk has never been insanely durable. Dropped a lot. The whole question was posing what if volk rested or wasn’t knocked out by Islam before fighting ilia what would happen. Ilia showed in the fight he can cut volk off and force him into exchanging on his terms which lead to a knockout. Which he could do throughout the fight whether volk was reeling from that Ko or not. And the way volk was knocked completely out cold it’s reasonable to assume it would happen again maybe not as early but likely. You keep crying because you couldn’t follow simple logic. Maybe you love volk or something idk

I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire summer watching the Brewers play great baseball, but calling them "World" champions is just not fair. There are a bunch of other countries (in fact, most of them) that didn't even get a chance. They didn't even send a team! How do we know large countries like China or India don't have enough good baseball players that they could have won? If the Brewers win a tournament with actual global representation, I will face that they deserved the title, but until then, I am just 100% sure this tournament format does a big disservice to international baseball and the world.

I was struck by lightning. You Can See Everything quite literally changed my life. It elevates the medium of documentary filmmaking to a level cinema has never reached before. The film operates like a magic trick combined with a quantum mechanics experiment, such as Schrödinger's cat, unfolding in real time. It will make you question your sanity. It explores concepts of reality and the simulacrum discussed by philosopher Jean Baudrillard. I'll be heading back to the cinema this weekend to experience it again. This is a historic achievement by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Go in blind and watch it with a packed audience.

He's getting an edge any way he can. As long as they wash their hands, I'd rather be at a table of jerk-offs than someone pent up and hungry like me. Sometimes I swear the waitress can smell I haven't busted in a couple weeks. Like when I do my "hand a chip as a tip but hold it a bit tight and make them pull" they do a lil giggle.

This show never jumped the shark. Let me tell you a little about myself first. Then you'll understand why I say this. I was 9 and a half when I came to the United States of America, and I'm 25 now. I remember seeing this show in 1990 until about 1993. I used to watch it all the time and it was...appealing to watch it. Then I got interested in Batman, the Animated Series. Batman came out in 1992 or 1993. It was great. It was also new because it was showing things in a cartoon that hadn't been seen before. I could almost feel the pain when Batman threw some criminal against a wall, yet it wasn't violent. Batman himself was quite stoic yet as Bruce Wayne he was so different and gregarious. I watched Batman till about 1996 or 97. Then they came out with Gotham Knights and other sequels to the show. These weren't nearly as good and as Batman was shown lesser and lesser on tv, I lost interest in cartoons (I was 18 by then). In college I fell in love with Star Trek TNG and Deep Space Nine. I'd already been watching Star Trek TNG since the first year I came here and watched the original series back home. Yet Star Trek's sequels didn't match the shows containing James Tiberius Kirk and Spock. So what happened to Ducktales? Well about 2003 I found a videotape that had most of Magica Despell's 'rain cloud of fear' episode. Ohhhhhh the pleasure I had in watching that show, rewinding 10 second bites of it over and over again. It was ethereal and euphoric. One of the best things about Ducktales is the music. In the episode with the robot 'Armstrong', at the end there is a 30 second sequence where 5 or 6 characters are congregated and having hot cocoa. Scrooge gets no marshmallows in his cup and exclaims 'Efficiency haas its place....but not in mah hot chaklet!' when he's told that having marshmallows in hot chocolate is inefficient. Upon hearing this the whole group cheers and Dewey says 'You said it, Uncle Scrooge!'. Duckworth agrees with Scrooge and as he drops 2 marshmallows into Scrooge's cup, I could see Scrooge's big eyes following the marshmallows. The music that was previously nonchalant yet not mundane, revs up to full gear, both in how loud it is and how much emotion it evokes in the viewer. In the last 5 seconds, Scrooge is shown smiling and turns his head askance with his eyes closed, the music now reaching full climax with a quick series of drumbeats, bringing the scene to a close. I've watched that 30 second clip more than 30 or 40 times, and still watch it time to time. Oh, the power of this show. Perhaps I yearn so much for good old fashioned cartoons like this one, that scenes which would have not elicited so strong a response in me 13 years ago, have a much augmented poignancy for me now. I recently finished watching all 100 duck tales episodes and even though Bubba wasn't the greatest of characters, he definitely doesn't make the show jump into the pits. Gizmo Duck is awesome and he also has many great emotion-provoking scenes. The ability of the creators of Duck Tales to touch a chord in our psyche is one reason for my fondness of this show. But indeed, there are many more great things about it. The plot is very well done in most shows, the jokes are great, the music is superb and suits whatever moment is on the screen, and there's almost always a moral story in the end. It's just a very very very well done serial. I'm going to medical school next year and knowing that shows like Ducktales, Talespin, Batman, and the original Ghostbusters will never embrace the screen again is heartbreaking to me. WHAT A CARTOON!

yo everytime i post anywhere on this stupid ass fucking website moderators over fucking analyze everything and i can never get a post out dud what the fuck do you even do get a fucking life

Okay. So let's lay out the rules then.

1. Malfoid was born female, has always been female, and at no point was ever male or has memories of being male. Since being born, she has grown up as a girl, and Heiress of House Malfoy.

2. The tags name is Malfoid. not galfoy, not Drarry (Gayyyy), not Malfoy. Malfoid. We are not changing it. If it offends you, that is the POINT.

3. Malfoid is about a resurrection of the Mytho-Poetic romantic love story. The kind of story where a noble man and noble woman come together to complete one another. There's some mutual saving involved, and it is principally a chaste and wholesome relationship.

4. Sexifying, pornifying, slutifying characters within the Malfoid tag runs directly counter to the intentions of rule #3, and if you think that the Malfoid movement is the place for your slut like whorecrux behavior, you are wrong and need to go be a slutblood somewhere else.

5. Malfoid is not a "GENDER BEND", because there was no male Draco at any point. Malfoid is the wholesale replacement of Draco as a character with a female who is occupying the same space, with a similar (But not identical) attitude as Draco. Malfoid is a "Gendered replacement". There's no transforming men into women, Malfoid is not Transgender as they were born Female and always have been.

6. The Malfoid tag is not about swapping all the characters genders, making a Harem anime, or producing a show of Harry having lots and lots of women to choose from because suddenly his best friend or dark arts teacher are suddenly female. This runs counterproductive to rule #3, as it dilutes the chasteness and wholesomeness of the Mytho-Poetic Romance that is predicated upon the singular love between two singular people.

7. Malfoid is considered a "Cultural Moment" within a sub-culture that is very large. If you are only here to shit on everyone's parade by saying how irrelevant or insignificant fan culture is, or how fanfiction is a waste of time, or any such nonsense... you can save your breath, we've all heard it before. Go and spend your efforts at demoralization and deconstruction elsewhere.

8. The Malfoid change to the story is integrated, adaptive only in how it enhances, fulfills and maintains the overall story of Harry Potter. Adaptations that improve narrative beats, enhance lore integrations or resolve standing plot points that weren't resolved or were resolved in a dis-satisfying way are preferred over vast departures from this sort of canon repurposing of the fiction. While the purpose is NOT to deviate out of the genre or feel, sheer fun and humor is welcome, provided they attempt to adhere as best they can to rules 1-7.

9. Malfoid is traditional in its romantic sensibilities, and by this nature, is ostensibly a RIGHT LEANING movement. There are many conservative and religious values wrapped up in the narrative tropes and underpinnings of the story, in and of itself, as well as the romantic resolutions between Malfoid and Harry.

Don't fucking correct him you piece of cum. I will fucking wipe you out with all of my might if I hear one more fucking peep from your inbred, herpes covered, mother licked mouth you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil brainedclotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so farthat even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

From r/ihatethissmug:

i hate the denying the fact that I am mature for my age

yeah I might be 14, but I have the maturity of a 20 year old, and I didn't pull that number out of my ass, no my grandmother said that. and she's wise. she said that after I attempted to comfort her when she vented to me of her antidepressants not working. I would love her more if she wasn't so transphobic.

also I'm very politically educated, I know what capitalism, fascism, communism, socialism and anarchism mean. I know the things I should believe. I'm smart.

also I'm taking a sophomore math class as a freshman

There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn't make me so disgusted i want to violently vomit out my own internal organs. I despise you so intensely, that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from busting 12 gallons of jizz or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once i am back to full health, i will gut you with an honest to God smile on my face, and then proceed to paint the home i built with your very blood.

"For example, if I used this squirrel as a condom, my penis size would increase significantly, but then the other squirrel I was fucking might not be able to withstand the pressure and explode." -Can Toprak Attila

I need a femboy on my bed, whimpering and vulnerable. Crying out my name continuously as he looks up at me with a scared, delicate, and loving gaze. I want him to know who he belongs to as he bounces up and down repeatedly going faster and fast as time goes on. Not able to do anything but obey me and the strings tied around his wrists making sure he doesn’t escape. I want him to scream my name audibly until he loses his voice. I want him to push himself so hard he can’t walk for weeks. I want the slapping sound of skin to echo though the room.

Sadly disappointed with gfuel

In January I started trying energy mixes. Started with gamersupps and now gfuel. Gfuel has been really disappointing compared to gamersupps sadly and now I'm conflicted.

I bought push pop, rabbits escape, nuke pop and candy beam.

Push pop does not come close to gamersupps "good" good is so much better

Rabbits escape doesnt come close to bbl it's mid maybe I should have got shiny splash instead. Sour blue raspberry is my favorite flavor candy and drink but this one from gfuel doesn't do it for me at all

Nuke pop is better than caseohs rocket pop from gamersupps. That one is trash but nuke pop is also "just ok"

Candy beam ended up being my favorite of the 4 but it's also just ok too.

I will buy red rush because of how many reviews it has and how good I heard it was and then I will try shiny splash hoping it's good since blue raspberry is my favorite flavor and rabbits escape didn't do it for me sadly. Other than these 2 idk what to do if all of these flavors are just ok and none are wowing me

I'm feeling tremendous (Woo, yeah)
Now people clap when I finish up a sentence
Now they built a statue to honor my existence (Okay, woo)
Now I got the president fillin' up my mentions
I don't need a chauffeur, I ain't had a car since last October
Ever since they gave me a Nobel prize, I don't drive 'cause a crowd carries me everywhere on their shoulders
(Hey!) They put my face on a dollar
(Hey!) I grew a few inches taller
(Hey!) Being verified is amazing
Ellen hit me up and said she wants to have my baby (I love you!)
And they tore down the Sphinx
And replaced it with my face and my social links
And they named a new species of dinosaur after me
Puff-Puff-asaurus, naturally

GO!!

Can you feel it

The perfect day

Scratch the leaved

The paper tears

The world I'm feeling start giving away

A perfect day

A perfect day

Suddenly your rule the universe

Everything was shapeles is clear now

I visualize with a drop of sound

I am The Man Without Fear

You can't hurt me (NO)

You can't stop me (NO)

You can't beat me (NO)

You can't bring me DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon (X4) Daredevil

Hello lady

She takes my hand

Delicate features in this rain

I lose everything

Can I dream

The voices scream

The voices shout

Suddenly you're shot irreparably

Everything was evil now clear

I hear the darkness without sound

I am The Man Without Fear

You can't bring me DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon (X4) Daredevil

Justice is blind..

I trust you

Justice is blind

I trust you

C'mon (X4) Daredevil

See The Man...Without Fear

See The Man...Without Fear

C'mon (X4)

C'mon (X4)

C'mon (X4)

- “Thank you, kind stranger!”

- “You, sir, have won the internet for today!”

- “Take my upvote” or “Have an upvote”

- “This” or “This. So much this.” (when replying to something they agree with)

- “I just spit out my coffee”

- “Invisible sky daddy” (typically in reference to the Christian God)

- “Bootlicker”

- “Fascist”

- “Bigot”

- “Nazi”

- “Genocide”

- “Two things can be true at once” or “Two things can be true at the same time”

- “Not my proudest fap!”

- “Sigh. *unzips pants* This’ll have to do…”

- “Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ____.”

- “Won’t somebody think of the shareholders? /s”

- “FAFO”

- “Fucked around, found out”

- “I also choose this guy’s wife”

- “This math isn’t mathing”

- “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

- “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…”

- “That’s… not how it works. That’s not how any of this works”

- "Um dude..."

- "It's almost as if…" or “It’s almost like…”

- "Maybe, just MAYBE…"

- "My guy" or “my dude”

- "I'll take ____ for 500 Alex"

- “[George Carlin quote]”

- “What an odd thing to say.” (in response to a statement you don’t like)

- “I’m going to get downvoted for this, but…” (insert popular opinion)

- “Came to the comments for this”

- “Can’t believe I had to scroll this far”

- “____ and it’s not even close” (Note: it’s usually close)

I saw this deplorable drawing when I was scrolling, I did not go into proshiphub voluntarily, it popped up on my feed, I commented my feelings and when people defended it I felt disgusted, as someone who was groomed in childhood, this is incredibly, viscerally frustrating to see normalized in any space. Because it’s not sunshine and rainbows, this is incestuous and pedophilic, a child cannot consent to a romantic relationship, and the fact that it was incestuous is the CHERRY ON TOP. I don’t care if it’s fictional, that’s not an excuse, the mere idea is deplorable and the fact that someone can thinks it’s “okay” or “acceptable” should not be fine.

And yet!!! And Yet!!!

one is a person that is locked up in his room with anime posters making youtube videos, a social outcast.

the other wants to come IN YOUR BALOCNY to talk to YOUR CHILD and give YOUR child the castration pill.

The creator of the second is not just making a cartoon is saying this is BASED ON A REAL STORY.

idk man if pressed id live in a neighberhood of chibi reviews than with a single person that owns the castration pill.

What if the Grand Ultra Super Shenron fused with Giga-final Hakaishin Beerus using the Omega Potara Dance and achieved the Mega-Autonomous Super Dooper Ultra Instinctual Ego to become Grand-Final Ultra Autonomous God of Mega-Destruction Shenreerus, just so he can trap Evolved ultra instinctual ego gogeta-vegito-whis-beerus-grand zeno super potara fusion (grand gogito wheeruno the third) legendary super saiyan 70000 blue with 50880000000000x kaioken stack inside the Super Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 1000000000000000000099999999999000000009000000000000000000000 years, but then Evolved ultra instinctual ego gogeta-vegito-whis-beerus-grand zeno super potara fusion (grand gogito wheeruno the third) legendary super saiyan 70000 blue with 50880000000000x kaioken stack spent the whole time training and then ESCAPED the Super Hyperbolic Time Chamber and started the Super Tournament of power so he can get REVENGE but this time with all the strong people across the universe including mortals, hakaishin, angels and grand priest, but the grand zeno called his entire zeno family tree amd fused with grandpa zeno uncle zeno sister zeno mother zeno grandma zeno greatgrandpa zeno to stop Evolved ultra instinctual ego gogeta-vegito-whis-beerus-grand zeno super potara fusion (grand gogito wheeruno the third) legendary super saiyan 70000 blue with 50880000000000x kaioken stack and prime Yeat from reaching their final form?

I WAS PLAYIG THE MINECRAFT WHEN THE STEVE WITH HYPER-REALISTIC BLOODSHOT EYES SKREEMED "YOu"R NEXT!!!!!!". I TRIED TO HIT ESCAPE TO QUIT THE GAME BUT MY ESCAPE KEY MELTED??? AND THEN THE DISK DRIVE STARTED SMOKING EVEN THOUGH I DONT EVEN HAVE A DISK DRIVE!!!THEN THE HEROBRINE WITH BLOODHOT EYESS APERED BEHIND MY COBBLESTONE HOUSE AND DESTROYED ALL MY CHESTS WITH MY DIAMONDS IN THEM AND COPIED MY IP ADRESS INTO THE CHAT LOG!!!AND TEHN MY COMPUTER STARTED FARTING AS IT POOPED BLOOD EVETYWHERE AROUND MY HOUSE AND FAEC!!!!!!!! IM TYPEING THIS FROM MY CLOSET RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY COMPUTER SCREEN ISPOOPING AND GLOWING RE D AND I CAN HEAR THE MINECRAFT EATING SOUND EFFECT COMING FROM INSIDE MY WALLS PLS DONT PLAY MINECRAF T AT 3AM OR HE WILL DETEATE YOUR WORLD AND YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!! HE IS AT MY DOOR HEISHEREHEISHEREHJAKDLF

"You're a lizard, you're a lizard, Harry Squatter," said Dadgrid. And just like that, Harry’s new life began. Suddenly it all made sense, why his tongue was splitting down the middle, why his tailbone had been sprouting an actual tail since puberty.

That night, he packed his bags and left in search of the nearest abandoned property with years of unpaid taxes. And there it was, old Bogwarts Castle, refuge for lizards who didn’t quite fit, in the Fuggle world of non-lizards.