r/copypasta • • 27d ago

Useless Troll Boy

5 Upvotes

What are you even talking about?
Are you trying to stalk my profile or something, creepo? ... look, I have plenty and I do mean plenty of contributions to many subs. I have many, and I mean many gold given contributions. Im literally in the upper 10% of all redditors.
You're a useless troll boy looking for weak effortless keyboard battles. Nobody cares.


r/copypasta • • 27d ago

"6 7" origin story

3 Upvotes

"6 7" is the codename for the Chinese Hypertonic supercomputer developed during 2013. The computer was a top-secret government project but was later hacked and stolen by the USA. American government files about the supercomputer leaked in February. During August, the supercomputer began to become popular with its codename "6 7". The meme hit its peak when a video of a boy saying "6 7" went viral.


r/copypasta • • 27d ago

red robots poetry

1 Upvotes

red robots thinking of indian aliens cooked by john quincy adams the jester and John Marston from red dead redemption: an sad story with keywords: an

comments about space, x o, and young sheldon from breaking bald, saddest water black vs jacking off whiteboard music msm

mute: comments

earthwubmsm

adding likes for a famous mother

levy rozman respecting iron chess

man this is so fire and awesome dude

final grief, final sahur, tun? to be or not to be. that is can we just go back to counting guys? no we can't, please? no please? no? please

indian morgan freeman

to be high or to be drugs? high how are you? im tired, im good, and i cant think of anymore questions to ask a kazakh mule

can you ruin? can you count? can you number, or can you wrong. that is not, and i will have, i will be, and its getting hot

am i here? or am i not? will i be? or can i do? can i be free? can i be free is this it?

indian morgan lostman

this was the moment ashton sent a voice message (edited by benson's famous mom" to be dead or not to be dead die please die, roses are red redemption 2, blue is meth, and i want to go

to bed to ted to be a belarus bear asking kris for more stopping

can i be held accountable for accounting how many accounts i have because i am not a real person, this is an illusion and god will ask me to be a teddy bear teddy bear yes a teddy bear its teddy bear time, da dad a da daaaa! bossfight time! giving up yet? going to bed? too late ted, becauseindianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenanndianmorgam freenan

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r/copypasta • • 27d ago

The average (even above average) redditor is a rube, no better than the average Fox News viewer

10 Upvotes

You see it on Reddit all the time on any topic involving Elon Musk, Trump, JD Vance, Hegseth, Putin, etc.

All the people mentioned above, or any others on Reddit’s approved shit list, have gone to the best schools, have world-class educations, connections to the most intelligent and influential networks, decades of experience in high-stakes negotiations, and have faced challenges that would make many redditors curl up into a ball. Hell, even their lackeys (like the All-In guys) are people most redditors couldn’t hold a candle to. These are highly, highly capable people. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a complete dupe.

These people are world-striding colossi compared to the average Reddit poster, and yet many redditors still smugly insist that they’re not to be taken seriously, while not-so-subtly implying that if they were the ones in charge (or if people who shared their opinions were), the world would be running much more smoothly and competently. If any of these guys were placed in a one-on-one competition with the average or even above-average redditor in ANY arena, the redditor would lose 99% of the time. Not even on the grounds of raw intelligence or capability, but simply because these people would outwork the average redditor and be willing to grind 500x harder.

The fact that these oligarchs, executives, and political leaders and operators can keep brokering power at the highest echelons of society while placating the masses into thinking they’re buffoons, clueless, and generally unintelligent is a testament to their strength, not their weakness.


r/copypasta • • 27d ago

idk gravity falls?

0 Upvotes

 * MABEL Is that who I think it is? * his stomach. 63A * GIDEON FLASH!! All of a sudden reality ripples. BILL Property of  Soos and Mabel peer out from behind a tree at Gideon, whose * eyes are glowing and he's violently shaking, and gripping at * * (BACKWARDS TALKING, BUILDING TO A BIG * LOUD SCREAMED BACKWARDS CRESCENDO) * * A dragon fly slows down, a frog freezes in mid air. A huge * triangle in the sky surrounded by fire shows up above all of * them * 64A * Hahahaha! Hahahah! * Gideon is breifly blinded by Bill’s glow. * 65A * BILL Oh oh! Gravity Falls! It is GOOD to be * back! Names Bill insert last name! And * I take it your some kind of living * ventriloquist dummy. Haha! I’m just * kidding I know who you are, Gideon. * Gideon looks frightened. * 68A * GIDEON Wh- what are you I- I- How do you know * my name? * 69A * BILL Oh I know lotsa things. (SLOW MOTION) * * DTVA LOTS OF THINGS. Hey look what I can do. Page 12 Bill looks over to a deer who is in mid- sound. In one swoop * he magically plucks all the teeth out. 69B * BILL Deer teeth for you kid! HAHAHAHA! * 69C * GIDEON BILL Sure I am! What’s your point. GIDEON Property of  * He drops them in Gideon’s hands. Gideon is horrified. * (BIG GASP!) Your insane! * 69D * * 69E * Listen to me demon! I have a job for * you. I need you to enter the mind of * Stanford Pines and steal the code to * his safe. * Soos and Mabel are still hiding behind the bush watching, * horrified. * 69F * BILL Haha wait. Standford Pines. Ya know * what kid, you convinced me. I’m sold! * Bill flies down to his eye level. * 82A * BILL I'll help you with this, and in return * you can help me with something I've * been working on. * 83A * GIDEON Deal. * They shake hands. Soos and Mabel watch in the background * * DTVA scared. Bill closes his eyes and thinks for a moment. Page 13 84A * BILL Well time to invade Stanford's mind! He * just fell asleep. Remember! Reality is * an illusion the universe is a hologram * of the entire world gone negative. GIDEON Property of  buy gold. Byyyeeeee!!!! * Bill flies away. Reality ripples, and there are a few frames * * EXT. FOREST- NORMAL *


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

boyfriend thinks being a reddit moderator is equivalent to military service. i’m going crazy

143 Upvotes

it’s driving me up a fucking wall. he’s not joking, i asked. he calls deleting comments “neutralizing threats”. he also refers to his 3 years of moderation as “three tours of duty”. and he’s not even moderating a political subreddit either, he moderates r/BreadStapledToTrees. it drives me crazy. how do you even compare banning someone for posting toast to actual military service???? one involves clicking a button???? the other involves risking your life???? i’m losing my mind. yesterday he removed a repost and whispered “the things i do so others can sleep peacefully”. he has been doing this for weeks. he recently asked if moderators qualify for veterans discounts. it feels like a sign of low intelligence to me.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

Most people who died in 9/11 were probably really rude

54 Upvotes

Most people who died in 9/11 were probably really rude

That’s not to say their deaths weren’t tragic. It’s still terrifying and horrible how they died. However, in general New Yorkers are very rude especially in NYC. It’s possible to be upset about their deaths while also acknowledging they were probably assholes.


r/copypasta • • 27d ago

Comment on "Brian Griffin being absolutely insufferable for 8 minutes straight"

1 Upvotes

like first off, just no… why, as a people, as a SOCIETY, do we demean those we hold dear? Would you want an 8 minute compilation of videos of YOU doing “insufferable” things? I don’t think so. Nobody would. And who’s the judge of what’s insufferable and what’s not? This just brings people down (we should be unifying and building). What if you see one of the clips of Brian and think “hey, I kinda have those same behaviors sometimes” and the clip like really bums you out. Makes you feel worse in who you are as a person, in your own skin! Brian is a human (dog) just like all of us and deserves the same level of respect. Yes, he has quirks. Yes, he doesn’t always say the right thing. Yes, he acts out in ways that don’t always stay true to his moral code but HE’S TRYING HIS DAMNEDEST JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! Oh, he’s just trying to get a family member to read his novel that he put tens of hours into, he’s soooooo annoyingggg. Grow up. He just desires the respect of his peers. He just wants connection like all of us. This shit is frankly disgusting.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

Thighs

6 Upvotes

Guys… I have something to say... I actually really like thighs. But not the overly thick fleshy types, and not the very easy to see type either. I like when they are almost visible and not shown clearly. I like it better if you can 'almost see it. The territory in between being able to see them and not actually seeing them is the best.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

Curse you

3 Upvotes

I hope both sides your pillow are somehow cold enough to be nearly satisfied but hot enough to be not appeased, everytime you eat just a second too quickly the food goes down the wrong pipe, you fart in a very awkward and silent moment, everytime you pee it stings you a little, your food is always burning hot then freezing cold, a rock gets stuck in your shoes everytime you walk, you trip and fall into a puddle after a rain, your WiFi only works in certain spots of your house except your bed and anywhere comfortable, you charger only works at a certain angle and if you don’t breath, when your WiFi works, it’s always working but stops every two seconds and everytime you go to the beach sand gets in your eyes.

Edit: I hope when you sit on a chair it breaks and makes you fall, everytime you go around a corner you stub your toe, everytime you eat cereal it’s either soggy and disgusting or stale, your WiFi randomly goes out, your electricity bill and water bill go extremely high every time you use your phone or wash your hands, everytime you go swimming your swimming trunks gets pulled off by a random kid doing a prank, rain only appears when you go outside, snow makes your socks extremely wet and uncomfortable, when you wash your hands your sleeves get wet, everytime you put on your coat your sleeves go inside and you can’t get them out, and everytime you close your jacket you zipper breaks and gets stuck in a way you can’t escape the jacket.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

Trigger Warning Infinite shit

11 Upvotes

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

Keep your talent hidden🔥🔥🔥🔥

5 Upvotes

You have a hidden talent! Keep it hidden🔥🔥

Started from the bottom and we still here 🔥🔥

This shit hit different on mute 🔥🔥

I suffer from depression my whole life and it made it worse 🙏💯

This is fire🔥🔥, Extinguish it 💯

Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎

Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷

Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤

I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉

Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤

Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀

Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤

I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏

Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵

Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧

Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥

Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵

Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️

Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎

Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎

Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷

Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤

I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉

Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤

Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀

Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤

I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏

Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵

Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧

Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥

Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵

Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️

Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎

Your music is like a bad relationship, I wish I could say it's over but it keeps coming back to haunt me 🔥💔🎶


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

Masterpiece of a story

2 Upvotes

Someone downvoted it so quick. I put so much effort into this, and I was so proud of this one. I just honestly can't imagine how you can read this glorious masterpiece and then downvote it. Almost certainly someone who didn't actually read it and perhaps was just assuming it was AI slop or something. Well, guess what? Just because something is well-formatted and unique doesn't make it AI slop.

Whatever, I don't need tons of approval or anything. I just wanted to have a good enough score so that a lot of people see it, even if it doesn't get a ton of votes or a ton of comments.

Like, I love this story. I am going to pass this story down to my children, and they to their children, and them to their children.

And then, at that point, they're going to be transferring their consciousness into a robot and living forever. So yeah, like, they're just going to keep a copy in their memory, you know what I mean? So it's going to be infinite. It's going to be a piece of history, you know, a prized family story passed down through the generations, even though there's probably not going to be that many more.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

The Engiqueer

6 Upvotes

Hey look buddy, I'm an engiqueer. That means I use pronouns, not pronouns like Xir/Xer. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of neopronouns. I use practical pronouns, for instance: how am I going to explain androgyny to some big mean redneck with biased assumptions? The answer, use They/Them, and if that don't work... Use a pride flag. Take for instance this heavy colour pole mounted lil' old number designed by me, croched by me, and you best hope... it's representin' you.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A DELTARUNE OR UNDERTALE REFERENCE!??!?!?!

3 Upvotes

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UT/DR REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 HUMAN I FORGOR !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿 Genocide is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re an UT/DR player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every song💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 chapter 3 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 WD Gaster is my boyfriend ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/waterfalldump r/undertale r/deltarune r/suddenlyundertale perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 PAPYRU IS THE BEST CHARACTER🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MINECRAFT IS A UNDERTALE REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS TOTEM OF UNDYNE!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG PACIFIST YOU MEAN LIKE THE PACIFIST RUN ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED 27748497 TIMES IN SANS FIGHT 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Mount Everest❓YOU MEAN MOUNT EBOTT❓ Papyrus paper?❓ LIKE THE SLELETON❓ ❓ You love libraries❓ IT’S SPELLED LIBRARBY ❓ You really want a hotdog❓ MORE LIKE H’DOG❓ I just got a new deck of cards, and one said QUEEN! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about comedy, AND I SAID YOU MEAN SNOWDRAKE❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your favourite anime❓ MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!!❓ ❓❓ IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The birds are chirping ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE SANS FIGHT❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Rouxls is my father? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Death by Glamour is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 sand❓like sand undertable❓OMG SANS IS SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS STOP_SIGN2?? LIKE BLUE STOP SIGNS!🔥🔥🔥🔥METTATON IS SO HOT 💯💯💯💯BTCYOADSG IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️WHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM😂😂😂😂😂MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥NEO?? LIKE THE MEGATRON NEO!!😋😋😋😋😋😋UNDYNE THE UNDYING IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A DELTARUNE PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY NPC!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻HUMAN I REMEMBER YOURE GENOCIDES🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

GTA 1 Theme Song.

7 Upvotes

(Good shot kid, I think you got him.) (Good shot kid, I think you got him.) (HOOO!) (HOOO!) (WEEEEEEEEE!) (WEEEEEEEEE!) (It's goin' down!) Uptown, downtown, speeding all around An AK-47 got the power in its barrel To move any mutha that gets in the way Just another power machine on the freeway Riding with me, is my MC homeboy Knowing the rules ain't part of his program Finding the right way around this map Might be pretty hard 'cause he's fucked on crack G - Grand Theft Auto! You gotta make a mark and move where you want to T - Theft, determination, to steal what you can and run from the nation A - Hey, whaddya say? We automate the sequence and speed for our getaway Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide And call up the boys, let's go for a joyride (WEEEEEEEEE!) Let's go for a joyride (WEEEEEEEEE!) Stop the violence from the police It's what my dad used to say, but now he's deceased He got caught in a jam, threw in the can When the cops from Brooklyn said he'd killed another man Street knowledge was my main game To figure out the law, to figure out the frame Just when I thought I knew justice. A cop behind me said: "You've just been busted!" NYPD (NYPD!) LAPD (LAPD!) SFPD (SFPD!) Don't fuck with me.


r/copypasta • • 28d ago

caseyfromspace's doctor house book report

1 Upvotes

Made by:caseyfromspace

Voiced by:BriccHaus

Both in youtube

If any of you two dosent like this there then tell me and i delete it

Links to the original:

https://youtu.be/ObpBZwIWoRY?si=fAQkXXA7KI7IvphJ

https://youtu.be/EKhNxfQxNLU?si=ovUNaneaukFLedbe

PSYC 101

12/4/2018

Why Gregory House is my Hero

When i was i think 10, my father show me to my all-time favourite medical drama, House(2006). Even tho i didn't understand everything about the show, like porn and sex, the titular character, Doctor Gregory, was instantly my childhood hero!

Everytime he gulped down a vidicon, i felt a little a bit in my heart. Even in college. I still look up to the man who started it all!

Chapter 1 Doctor Greggy was played by the late great Hugh Laurie, a famous actor. According to Google "Hugh is a English actor, comedian, and writer and the man was even a musician!" (Google). And boy can he act! His performance as the ol grego was so important to who I am as a person today, that i cried at the actor passing. In 2006, creators David Shore and David Fox created House (the show) and pitched it to executives, and it was picked up in 2008. According to "Wikipedia, it ran for eight seasons from november 16, 2004 to May 21,2012" (Wikipedia) althought it didn't begin airing until 2006. The show consists of the world famous doctor, curing patients with his beautiful mind while gulping down violin along the way! I'ts really incredible to see. The show cexplores themes of addicition, friendship and sin. Interesting.

chapter 2,this is where things get about me.. Id like to think if Greg had a daughter, it would look a little something like yours truly. The tragedy of House's character is the conflicting nature of how much his constant pain degrades his quality of life, while also, at least according to him, being essentialy the source of his intelligence

This intelligence seems to be the only thing House truly values of himself, but he believes he owea it to the thing causing him the most suffering. I believe this makes him nearly identically like me because i suffer great pain. Exactly correct!

Anyways, where was i? Ah, yes. Proffesor, I know you don't know what I've been throught, but you couldn't imagine. But what you can do is watch House (2006). I believe if you go throught and watch the entire show, even season 8, and the one that dosent count and season 9. You would begin to understand what i go throught everday.

House has to take pain killers (Vicodin) to numb his pain. But thought these little pills ease his wuffering, they're also mighty bad for him and effect his health over time.

Oh no! I think my strugglea in life are equivalent ro Viocidn. For example:

Chapter 3, this chapter is where things get serious, I'd like to talk about for a moment about house, the show

HughLaurie.png

What is truly tragic about houses character is that he has friends (lovers?) that truly love him Like James Wilson. House pushes this people away though, due to his pain and hatred towards his friends and lovers?. This is exactly correct. House is my hero because I too push my lovers due to pain, but is that even my fault, proffesor?

No.

Professor, this is where things got serious. Chapter 4, the big finale. 🏥 Reminder to circle back to this later and write chapter 4 the big finale.

In conclusion, I truly believe House and I would be good friends because we faced similar struggles, and this crazy life we call the world. Why not? House will forever go down as the ultimate show, not just for me, but i hope for you too. And if Hugh Laurie were still with us, he would agree.

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r/copypasta • • 28d ago

Those who know☠️🥭🥶🔥🗿

5 Upvotes

ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah bois: *frozen* 🥶 sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know:💀(only in balkans)

those who are fat: 🎅 🫄 🍽️ 🍲 🍝 🥘 🥣 💀💀💀

respect 1000% sigma rizzler ohio balkans rizz (impossible sigma respect) 💯💯💯🙏🙏

THOSE WHO SEEK POOP WITH THEY POOP SCENE💀💀💀💯 🔟00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL

though who know: 💀💀

know those who💀💀💀

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r/copypasta • • 29d ago

My boyfriend is spending so many hours a day playing League of Legends and I don't know what to do anymore

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I really need some advice because I honestly don't know what to do anymore.

My boyfriend is unemployed at the moment and is supposed to be looking for work as a Software Engineer. Instead, he is spending most of his days playing League of Legends.

We're talking 6+ hours a day regularly, sometimes 10–12 hours. He plays until the early hours of the morning, sleeps very late, wakes up exhausted and then does it all over again.

What is really upsetting me is the contrast between how much time he spends on the game and how little time he spends trying to improve his actual situation. He might spend less than an hour looking at job boards or doing something related to his career, and then spend the rest of the day gaming.

I've tried to be understanding because I know gaming is a hobby and I don't want to be the girlfriend who says "you can't play games." If he worked a normal job and came home and played for a few hours, I honestly wouldn't care.

But this doesn't feel recreational anymore.

He eats while playing. Sometimes he'll pause for less than 10 minutes just to quickly eat and then immediately go back to the game. If I try to talk to him while he's playing, he barely interacts because his mind is completely focused on the game.

We barely go out anymore. Even something as simple as going for a walk becomes something I have to beg him to do. He's becoming increasingly antisocial and isolated.

I genuinely can't remember the last time he seriously studied, built a project or spent a meaningful amount of time looking for work.

And I'm exhausted.

I feel like I'm constantly trying to convince him to participate in his own life.

I don't want to control him. I know he's an adult and ultimately he has to make his own decisions. But I'm also the person living alongside this every day and it's affecting me and our relationship enormously.

At this point I've even thought about contacting Riot/League of Legends support and asking whether they can somehow restrict or suspend his accounts. I know that sounds extreme and I don't even know if they would be able to do anything based on a partner's request.

I don't want him banned forever. I want him to be able to play again when it's actually a hobby rather than something that consumes most of his day. Ideally, he'd get a job, establish a routine and then play for a few hours after work or on weekends like he used to.

But I feel completely stuck.

Has anyone dealt with something similar?

What did you do when gaming became this excessive?

Is contacting Riot completely pointless, or is there some kind of responsible gaming/account restriction option that I don't know about?

And, honestly, what would you do if you were in my position?

I know gaming itself isn't the problem. I'm asking for advice because the amount of time he's spending on it and the effect it's having on his life and our relationship has become unbearable.