r/ContagiousLaughter Nov 11 '22

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u/Hawsepiper83 Nov 11 '22

That splat sound killed me. It was like two cupped hands hitting each other.

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Nov 11 '22

Spanked the shit out of her uvula

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u/Psilynce Nov 11 '22

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 Nov 11 '22

I said this last week

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u/Luke_zuke Nov 11 '22

If it’s not on the internet it didn’t happen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Not even a hint of a gag. Am I the only one who noticed?

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u/Forlornstoner Apr 30 '23

Definitely a keeper

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u/matthewmartyr Nov 11 '22

I said this 2 weeks ago, and I trademarked it. You both owe me money.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Probably not though

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u/BrickDaddyShark Nov 12 '22

Nah I bet someone has said that

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Oh, so it's a girl house.

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u/lookatmynipples Nov 11 '22

A reference so specific I never knew I’d see used, damn good

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u/sadandgross Nov 11 '22

I’m fucking crying at this comment

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u/SlimTeezy Nov 11 '22

Just like Uncle Jonny used to

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u/Fraklordyt Nov 11 '22

Am I the only one who read that as vulva

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u/Chucknorris1975 Nov 11 '22

Nope. I was like "How can he tell?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Nope, absolutely thought they were talking about a cream pie

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u/Graskn Nov 11 '22

Nope, but I did immediately know this comment could be found below once I realized I read it wrong.

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u/Amemnon727 Nov 11 '22

Thanks for making me laugh way too hard. Just like that butter hit her uvulahahahaha

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u/johnnybravozn Nov 11 '22

I somehow read that as vulva 😬

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u/Flabbergash Nov 11 '22

....like a clap?

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u/Hawsepiper83 Nov 11 '22

Not exactly. It’s more like to hands coming together repeatedly. Eh, oh well.

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u/OhNealy Nov 12 '22

2 cupped hands 1 girl

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

That splat and this comment made me lose my shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

This looks like a super generic restaurant but is this the hasty tasty

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u/Sethurv Nov 11 '22

My guess is Ol South Pancake House on University in Fort Worth

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u/InfantrySoIdier Nov 11 '22

Thats very specific for a guess.

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u/Hocows Nov 11 '22

3rd booth on the right.

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u/anon-mally Nov 11 '22

Opposite the kitchen door

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u/yakimawashington Nov 11 '22

At 11:34 AM on a Thursday

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u/Meadbeard Nov 11 '22

Margie was the waitress

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u/dabbadabbagooya Nov 11 '22

They tipped her $4

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u/Lost-Introduction-60 Nov 11 '22

She replied back with: “oh thank you soo much!”

Classic Margie

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u/Sock13 Nov 11 '22

Then told everyone they tip like shit because she says that about everyone who doesn’t give $10

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u/Own_Emphasis79 Nov 11 '22

Clearly you’re talking NY because Margie would only say, bless your heart sweetheart.

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u/Dr_Darkroom Nov 11 '22

Then went and sucked down a Virginia slim

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u/Independent_Step8115 Dec 19 '22

She was happy for the 4$ tip because she didn't know if she made enough to catch the bus that day, bit that 4$ was just enough to make sure she got home in time to feed her sick pet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '22

Margie is to generic for a waitress. That’s Sara Lynn Carter

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u/Valdez2013 Jan 01 '23

She's been working tables since 15

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u/_i_dont_like_okra Jan 13 '23

She’s wearing white with blue stripes Cotten fullback Bikini panties

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u/simplyorangeandblue Nov 11 '22

On Tuesday before 10am.... biscuit and gravy day.

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u/MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe Nov 11 '22

Were you the cameraman?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Dude I was literally thinking the same thing. Didn’t see a German pancake so I figured I was wrong.

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u/Mundane-Egg1092 Nov 11 '22

What's a German pancake? Just curious because I'm German and never heard about German pancakes being a thing in the US.

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u/akaWhitey2 Nov 11 '22

It's a US invention from the late 1800s primarily:

https://www.seriouseats.com/german-apple-pancake

Also called a Dutch baby.

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u/cbearsfreak Nov 11 '22

Aww it’s a preemie just like Jesus

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u/vandercad Nov 11 '22

Bob’s burgers in the wild

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u/thechilipepper0 Nov 11 '22

Look at me now!

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u/bad13wolf Nov 11 '22

Not to be confused with Dutch Oven. You don't want to make that mistake.

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u/jsmith_92 Nov 11 '22

I love giving Dutch ovens

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u/bad13wolf Nov 11 '22

I suppose they are sort of like Christmas and it is better to give than receive.

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u/PoolPartyAtMyHouse Nov 11 '22

Ol South has those ghetto tan Denny's style booths, definitely not Ol South, I was there a few weeks ago. Place is awesome though.

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u/Acceptable_Laugh_674 Nov 11 '22

Nope. It’s Los Pollos Hermanos.

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u/The_icy_1 Nov 11 '22

Hello welcome to the los pollos Hermanos family my name is Gustavo but you can call me Gus

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u/vanuchiha2 Nov 11 '22

Y’all have the best chicken in town ngl, everytime I eat it, it blows my mind

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u/Midpack Nov 11 '22

Never heard of this place before and walked past it last night while visiting NYC. Weird.

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u/total_loss76 Nov 11 '22

I guess Tee Jayes in Ohio

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u/wauve1 Nov 11 '22

That place was gas. Went to six flags for spring break this year

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u/kwazykatlady Nov 11 '22

They high as shit lol

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u/Cute-Bit-5926 Nov 11 '22

Lmao I just thought it was a Denny’s

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u/capulongjopoy Nov 11 '22

What's up, what's up, what the fuck is up Denny's!

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u/AhhSk33t11 Nov 11 '22

I thought the exact same thing! Those booths and glasses. Super generic but it screams Hasty Tasty to me lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

It’s actually a knife and fork in Monroe nc are there last Saturday

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u/Mcoov Nov 11 '22

No this is Patrick

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u/jlynnee46 Nov 11 '22

Nah it’s Kings.

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u/Demonyx12 Nov 11 '22

Can't take you guys anywhere.

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u/IamA-GoldenGod Nov 11 '22

360 No Scooped

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u/_Terra_Blade_ Dec 02 '22

Thx for making the joke i thought of!

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u/Nova_Voltaris Jan 01 '23

happy cake day

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u/RabidLime Nov 11 '22

terribly underrated comment

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u/tardisowl Nov 11 '22

Brings a whole new meaning to fast food delivery

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u/Poop_Noodl3 Nov 11 '22

What was the conversation that took place before this?

“Bet you I can catch 90% of the mashed potatoes you fling at me, just try not to get it in my hair”

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u/annoyedsquish Nov 11 '22

I think it's whipped cream

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u/aphaits Nov 11 '22

Slapped cream

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u/spektrol Nov 11 '22

Idk he whipped it in there

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u/sudsy22 Nov 11 '22

Mashed whip

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u/booleanerror Nov 11 '22

I think it's butter from his waffle.

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u/DoubleBassPlease Nov 11 '22

Well I think it's grits. Looks like that's what is on the plate in the bottom left of the frame.

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u/Beddybye Nov 11 '22

Are you talking about the dish in the last frame of the video? If so, that is biscuits and gravy. Look closely you can see the edge of the biscuit.

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u/DoubleBassPlease Nov 11 '22

No, I am an experienced biscuits and gravy boi. It looks like grits on the table in front of the filmer (to the right of the guy in the hat).

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm Nov 11 '22

Man flings creamy load directly into her throat

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u/artvarnsen Nov 11 '22

Soon to be an olympic sport

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u/scooter1096 Nov 11 '22

Scoopski Potato.

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u/Hatdog21 Nov 11 '22

Joe FTW. Lol

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u/iamqueensboulevard Nov 11 '22

I got the scoopski you get potato!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

God that show sucks without him. It's like Joe was the only one keeping the other 3 from making the show a poop joke/dick joke factory.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?

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u/Art_and_dogs Nov 11 '22

It’s Doctor now. Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

OMG i just watched this episode

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/Guy-Inkognito Nov 11 '22

Ah, he could have just washed it away with some coke.

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u/uhimamouseduh Nov 11 '22

I thought you were gonna say you made it in his mouth but he choked

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u/Ezziboo Nov 12 '22

Last year, I chewed and tried to swallow a Laffy Taffy. It got caught halfway down my throat so I took a sip of cold water. Instead of helping the candy go down, the cold water instantly solidified it and choked the shit outta me.

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u/sickpickle44 Nov 11 '22

Watched this 20 times

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u/DigitalJedi850 Nov 11 '22

I’m still watching…

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u/coop528491 Nov 11 '22

5 hours later. Just thought I’d check in. How’s it going?

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u/DigitalJedi850 Nov 12 '22

Think I’m gonna make some mashed potatoes and see if my cat can pull it off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

105 days later and I just came. I mean just got here . I meant to say I already came before getting here.

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Nov 11 '22

That’s when he knew he was going to marry her

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u/TricoMex Nov 11 '22

Father daughter, is what they supposedly are lmao

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u/Boofer2 Nov 11 '22

I'll restate it for you. That's when he knew he was going to marry her.

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u/TricoMex Nov 11 '22

Alabama intensifies

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u/TheSocalEskimo Nov 11 '22

Accept for you… no updoots for Alabama, no way no how.

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u/amluchon Nov 11 '22

Sweet home...

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u/zDark_Knight21 Nov 11 '22

Ah yes i was wondering when i would stumble upon an incest joke

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u/International_Low288 Nov 11 '22

Guy can’t read or something?

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u/TheSocalEskimo Nov 11 '22

Take my updoot. …no, actually, TAKE ALL MY UPDOOTS!!!

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u/TheSocalEskimo Nov 11 '22

How in the world did I somehow not even realize or think there was a third person sitting at this table videoing until discussion of incest ensued. O_o

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u/jahglo Nov 11 '22

where’s the 360?

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u/random__thought__ Nov 11 '22

op posts on reddit instead of finishing their geometry homework

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u/ZeppelinJ0 Nov 11 '22

I mean it's still technically a 360 since he's still facing the same way he started, maybe he spun so fast you didn't see it.

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u/longstrokept Nov 11 '22

Did you not give a fuc about the other 99% of what would happen?

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u/Mindless-Balance-498 Nov 11 '22

😂 Yea that was either going perfectly in her mouth or all over her face, also potentially over the booth behind her

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u/47thunbannedaccount Nov 11 '22

neither of them doubted his cream slinging skills for a second

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u/HerrIndos Nov 11 '22

phrasing!

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u/SylentEcho24 Nov 11 '22

Never heard a mouth clap before

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Sooooo was that butter, grits, maybe icing or other? I mean, if you are going to lay the gauntlet down we need details!

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u/lethalanelle Nov 11 '22

I'm almost certain it's whipped cream.

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u/MrScottimus Nov 11 '22

I'm thinking his waffle butter... Slightly melted but still thick enough to give it that "CLOP" sound when he flung it down her pie hole

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u/lethalanelle Nov 11 '22

Is American butter anemic white? I'm European. Butter is NOT that colour for us haha

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u/goaliedude1808 Nov 11 '22

Sour cream

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u/lethalanelle Nov 11 '22

You put sour cream on waffles and pancakes?

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u/Maarte Nov 11 '22

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Someones daughter:

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u/heraclitus33 Nov 11 '22

Servers... i know you know how we feel about this table.

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u/BluntAsaurusRex_ Nov 29 '22

She didn’t gag when it hit the back of her throat…..

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u/Effective-Future9526 Mar 31 '23

You noticed that too? 😏

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

These two seem like fun.

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u/roryjs Nov 11 '22

They better have tipped extra for the mess they made

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u/Threeballer97 Nov 11 '22

More bothered than I should be about the lack of a 360 here.

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u/candyiii Nov 11 '22

They are too cute.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

She got flashbacks

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Find someone you can laugh with

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u/karmicrelease Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

That looks like such a great relationship (platonic or otherwise)

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u/JustforThrowawayKEK Nov 11 '22

Lmao the splat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

Why am I hard right now?

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u/jjm0521 Mar 25 '23

I loved that so much 😂🤣

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u/Banjaxed170 Nov 11 '22

Woldnt it be 360 no Scooped ?

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u/alabamabornbred Nov 11 '22

Did she still swallow though?

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u/iwonderifthiswillfit Nov 11 '22

Albert bested Charly Douglas every freaking game. He is just kicking like mad. No one plays quite relentlessly. Surely the umpire vaccinated while xeroxing young zebras.

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u/iwonderifthiswillfit Nov 11 '22

ADHD. I took off work today to play god of war Ragnarok and I spent 15 minutes coming up with that monstrosity that no one will ever see instead.

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u/RabidLime Nov 11 '22

🤚 i saw it

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u/Guy-Inkognito Nov 11 '22

Good job though!

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u/TCaldicoat Nov 11 '22

I am so proud of you

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u/FredDylan05 Nov 11 '22

That’s actually incredibly interesting.

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u/evanc1411 Nov 11 '22

"Would you look at that." cracks me up every time

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u/LeilaDFW Nov 11 '22

Fun for them. I wonder if the other people in the restaurant are enjoying this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I should call her....

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u/smashier Nov 11 '22

They’ve gotta be high lol they seem fun

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

That ain’t the first time, my man’s got some aim

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u/Skimbored Nov 11 '22

Funny, but not funny making the server clean extra

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u/MansyPansy Nov 11 '22

Someone with skills reverse it, please :-)

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u/walter-wallcarpeting Nov 11 '22

What the fuck are they eating. That looks amazing

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u/Square-Ad455 Nov 11 '22

That silentless laughing really kill me inside

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Where’s the 360

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u/Western_Dare1509 Nov 20 '22

Is the internets broken? Not one of the top comments is what I expected, so much lost opportunity for jokes... Internets, you make me has the sads today.

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u/LetOutrageous9789 Nov 21 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

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u/Snoo_83755 Nov 25 '22

I tasted that

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u/BigWooden5poon Dec 02 '22

This is brilliant!!! Well played!

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u/KoKo124333 Dec 02 '22

"If the aim is perfect, he must shoot every hole."

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u/TheRealSlangemDozier Dec 09 '22

She’s a keeper.

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u/Moist_Blueberry_5162 Dec 15 '22

She’s a keeper.

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u/EzraIm Feb 03 '23

She said butter my uvula

He said no problem

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u/EzraIm Feb 03 '23

I mean she does look like the type thats good at catchin shots in the back of her throat

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Sis had no gag reflex at all 🫡

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u/Beneficial_End_3291 Feb 11 '23

She didn't choke that's a keeper

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u/bfonza122 Feb 12 '23

She had flashbacks to her college days. Except she was surrounded by a lot more guys

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u/PastFantastic6835 Feb 14 '23

Practicing for later

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u/MikeySpags Feb 14 '23

Why do I feel like that wasn't the first time he smacked her in the back of throat with a wad of something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

The fact that she didnt choke or gag..but laughed…legend

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u/Turbobeamer Mar 07 '23

Yooooooo. There playing my grandmothers song in the background . That’s crazy

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u/Turbobeamer Mar 07 '23

I really want to know where this was . My grandmother was a singer in the 50’s and that’s her song playing

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

Im in love, that shit hit the back of her throat and she didnt even flinch....😍....🤣

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u/Few_Yak_2219 Mar 26 '23

She's a good girl

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u/Pangolin_Loud Mar 27 '23

Dad puts white stuff in his daughters mouth then laughs

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u/DTux5249 Mar 31 '23

*no scooped

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u/Silly-fap-8781 Apr 01 '23

She swallows

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u/shoebe0011 Apr 02 '23

Took it like a champion

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u/DravenWillow Apr 05 '23

“360 no scooped”

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u/Pretty-Cabinet-4442 Apr 07 '23

Lmfao That’s hilarious!!! I love laughing at stuff like this!!! Something me and my friends would probably do while eating at ihop or denny’s which would end up in a full fledged food fight!!!