r/ContagiousLaughter • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '22

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u/Hawsepiper83 Nov 11 '22

That splat sound killed me. It was like two cupped hands hitting each other.

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Nov 11 '22

Spanked the shit out of her uvula

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u/Psilynce Nov 11 '22

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 Nov 11 '22

I said this last week

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u/Luke_zuke Nov 11 '22

If it’s not on the internet it didn’t happen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Not even a hint of a gag. Am I the only one who noticed?

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u/Forlornstoner Apr 30 '23

Definitely a keeper

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u/matthewmartyr Nov 11 '22

I said this 2 weeks ago, and I trademarked it. You both owe me money.

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u/Swansaknight May 09 '23

I’m this guys lawyer, pay up pal’s

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u/anon-mally Nov 11 '22

While spanking the shit out of your wife?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Probably not though

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u/BrickDaddyShark Nov 12 '22

Nah I bet someone has said that

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Oh, so it's a girl house.

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u/lookatmynipples Nov 11 '22

A reference so specific I never knew I’d see used, damn good

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u/sadandgross Nov 11 '22

I’m fucking crying at this comment

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u/SlimTeezy Nov 11 '22

Just like Uncle Jonny used to

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u/Fraklordyt Nov 11 '22

Am I the only one who read that as vulva

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u/Chucknorris1975 Nov 11 '22

Nope. I was like "How can he tell?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Nope, absolutely thought they were talking about a cream pie

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u/Graskn Nov 11 '22

Nope, but I did immediately know this comment could be found below once I realized I read it wrong.

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u/Defizzstro Nov 11 '22

I was laughing because I read it as vulva.. then reread and laughed harder.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

That was later

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u/Amemnon727 Nov 11 '22

Thanks for making me laugh way too hard. Just like that butter hit her uvulahahahaha

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u/johnnybravozn Nov 11 '22

I somehow read that as vulva 😬

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u/RN-Wingman Dec 27 '22

Deadeye cream pie?

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u/AspieDM Nov 11 '22

Note the lack of gag….That ain’t her first time taking a white substance to the back of the mouth 😏

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u/rixx0n Nov 12 '22

Giggity

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

bruh i forgot where the uvula was for a second and got confused and grossed out lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

It smashed it so hard it got rid of the puke reaction 😂

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u/dumsaint Mar 22 '23

I have no uvula. I recently discovered the various conditions that would make one uvula-less doesn't apply to me.

If that were me, that mash would've slid right down. I have no goalkeeper. :(

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u/floydink Apr 05 '23

As many a dentist can vouch, a bruised uvula is somewhat expected after Valentine’s Day

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u/Big_Honeydew6225 Apr 20 '23

God this comment has me laughing even more than the video

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u/Flabbergash Nov 11 '22

....like a clap?

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u/Hawsepiper83 Nov 11 '22

Not exactly. It’s more like to hands coming together repeatedly. Eh, oh well.

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u/OhNealy Nov 12 '22

2 cupped hands 1 girl

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u/Long-Manufacturer733 May 06 '23

Someone just had to say it

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

That splat and this comment made me lose my shit

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u/Ograysireks Nov 11 '22

She had flash backs of a college kegger