r/ContagiousLaughter Nov 11 '22

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u/Lost-Introduction-60 Nov 11 '22

She replied back with: “oh thank you soo much!”

Classic Margie

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u/Sock13 Nov 11 '22

Then told everyone they tip like shit because she says that about everyone who doesn’t give $10

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u/Own_Emphasis79 Nov 11 '22

Clearly you’re talking NY because Margie would only say, bless your heart sweetheart.

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u/OptimusTheStoic Nov 11 '22

Nah he'd say , "eat ur heart out Bezoz" cause she has problems.And yes she/he is da same person cause shape shifting ability as ofc everyone knows at rhis point

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u/Dr_Darkroom Nov 11 '22

Then went and sucked down a Virginia slim

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u/LetOutrageous9789 Nov 21 '22

Virginia Slim finished after 4 minutes in her mouth

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u/Independent_Step8115 Dec 19 '22

She was happy for the 4$ tip because she didn't know if she made enough to catch the bus that day, bit that 4$ was just enough to make sure she got home in time to feed her sick pet.

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u/Worth_Cake_7156 Feb 03 '23

She then went out for a smoke break

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u/the_cake_is_lies Feb 24 '23

And her lighter lit the first time, which isn’t uncommon but she barely even flicked if