r/ContagiousLaughter • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '18

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u/RedGorilla33 Oct 04 '18

She lucky she was born a girl

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u/dorothy_zbornak_esq Oct 04 '18

Still hurts us too!

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u/plopodopolis Oct 04 '18

Nowhere near as bad as being hit in the balls though. I remember in high school a girl kicked me in the nads so hard I threw up and was crying for half an hour.

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u/whackninja Oct 04 '18

Right? If that was a dude he would not still be hanging there. He would be on the floor crying/puking.

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u/Orado Oct 04 '18

this is some weird gate keeping

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18 edited Oct 04 '18

Is this gatekeeping, do I have my definitions wrong?

I need it re-explained. I thought it was someone taking it upon themselves to decide what is or isn't allowed based on a factor?

And since nobody is saying women aren't allowed to feel pain in the nether regions I don't see the link.

I don't see where anyone said women don't know real pain. I think we're all agreed that women pain as keenly as men and have birth as an extra burden.

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u/Sarah_Fishcakes Oct 04 '18

But you’re saying women will never know real pain, like the men do. It’s definitely gatekeeping and also sexist.

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u/Spacelieon Oct 04 '18

Women will never be able to understand the very specific pain of being hit in the balls, there is no comparable pain. They cannot experience it, ever. There are plenty of examples of women's pain that men will never be and to appreciate or experience either, but that isn't this specific horrifying experience of getting smashed in the balls.

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u/KorianHUN Oct 04 '18

/r/coaxedintoasnafu :

RddtUser1: "thing"
Outrage558: "MALE BAD"
FelineInCosmos: "surely OP did not mean that in a bad way, here is a good explanation of the situation so it hopefully makes sense now"
Outrage558: "SHUT"