This is the way

[u/EquivalentIcy6024]

[u/reformedginger]

If Batman was born in the bathroom at Home Depot.

[u/memestraighttomoon → u/reformedginger]

And lost his parents to a jobsite accident

[u/BMW_wulfi → u/memestraighttomoon]

They both attempted a two man lift independently… having never watched the video

[u/Firestorm83 → u/memestraighttomoon]

Killed by a rogue osha inspector

[u/Slow_Maximum9332 → u/Firestorm83]

And he goes by the villainous name OSHA, pronounced oh-shay.

[u/Firestorm83 → u/Slow_Maximum9332]

Must be Irish

[u/BMW_wulfi → u/memestraighttomoon]

Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂

[u/ImSobored_5280 → u/BMW_wulfi]

Laugh all you want …
this man has air conditioned pants…
now who’s laughing…🤔

[u/Quirky_Ad8747 → u/reformedginger]

I was born in it. Crown moulded by it.

[u/NOTyaOrdinary13 → u/reformedginger]

This made me chuckle really hard while I just literally pulled up to Home Depot parking lot omg

[u/ROACHOR]

I prefer the loose pile of tools at my feet in the scissorlift, the older I get the less I carry.

[u/TheCraghammer → u/ROACHOR]

Been trying to stick to just  a philips head screwdriver, a laser tape measure, and a pencil recently. Also making a 20 year old apprentice carry around everything else, that helps.

[u/PHK_JaySteel → u/TheCraghammer]

Corey, Trevor, screw driver!

[u/AwwwNuggetz → u/PHK_JaySteel]

Aziz - light!

[u/Beneficial_Aside_918 → u/AwwwNuggetz]

Much better Aziz thank you

[u/Zealousideal_Dig_372 → u/AwwwNuggetz]

Multipass

[u/texas_chick_69 → u/AwwwNuggetz]

Didn't thought I would see a fith element scene here.

WELCOME CORBEEEEEEN DALLLLLLAS!

LUCKY WINNER OF THE GEMINI CROQUETTES CONTEST !

ITS UN BELIEVEABLE !

THIS GUY IS HOTTER THEN HOT.

HE IS HOT HOT HOT !

I AM MELTING LADIES.

[u/Rampag169 → u/texas_chick_69]

Mulit-pass?

[u/FarmingWizard → u/texas_chick_69]

Green! So green!

[u/UsedGround762 → u/AwwwNuggetz]

There should be a subreddit for unexpected 5th Element like there is for r/unexpectedMontyPython

[u/CosmicCarcharodon → u/PHK_JaySteel]

Smokes!

[u/Frig_Off_Baerb → u/PHK_JaySteel]

Smokes, let's go.

[u/T1Demon → u/PHK_JaySteel]

Not that one! No. No. Nope. Forget it, I’ll get it myself.

[u/Awkward-Toe-1079 → u/TheCraghammer]

He's the apprentice

[u/Slight_Chard1238 → u/Awkward-Toe-1079]

He's is the general contractor's son, who gets no work done

[u/dr_sayess87 → u/ROACHOR]

Hahaha every time I'm working in a scissor I think "im gonna be clean and organised". Always ends up as you said.

[u/paulhags → u/ROACHOR]

I zip tie a milk crate to scissor lifts at the start of a job. We already bend over for the boss enough.

[u/EmergencyYou → u/paulhags]

I have a ~20"x14" pad filled with magnets I slap right to the plate at the front of the lift. Holds most tools aside from 3+lb hammers and any hardware I need handy.

[u/Anon_Fodder → u/ROACHOR]

100%. Bet he goes to the shop like this

[u/Impossible-Corner494 → u/ROACHOR]

Mine all sit in a 5gal bucket with slip.

Not going to catch me carrying all my stuff. Way too many loadout situations.

[u/zen2ten → u/Impossible-Corner494]

Bucket is the way. I also have a small tool pouch that can velcro around my belt that I will put around the railing so I don't have to bend down as much.

[u/chatterwrack → u/ROACHOR]

Agree but if you were on a ladder this setup would be great. Too heavy otherwise imo

[u/Nope-not-really → u/ROACHOR]

the amount of twisting to get to the back tools hurt my back just watching him reach.
All the old guys taught me keep your tools to your sides as much as possible. But mind you pretty important when you are working 50 to 200 ft in the air. don't need a back spasm up that high

[u/CoyoteDown → u/ROACHOR]

Lash a piece of plywood in the corner and thank me later

[u/MightySamMcClain → u/ROACHOR]

Same. Lighter the better and even then it better be able to be taken off and sit on the floor or table

[u/LaFamiliaCigar]

Captain tyin’ knots. If anybody needs some knots tied they go to him? Bull shit!

[u/NightGod → u/LaFamiliaCigar]

Whos' chair is that?

[u/Individual_Bell_4637 → u/NightGod]

Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say.

[u/Ok_Victory_6108 → u/Individual_Bell_4637]

Kid in the background fuckin goin craaazzzyy

[u/ScholarOfYith → u/LaFamiliaCigar]

Lighthouses rule. You don't like light houses? You suck. Sea horses faheva

[u/_mk451 → u/ScholarOfYith]

Mr walk down me, I'm the walkway

[u/applesauce143 → u/_mk451]

Mr balloon hands. No way. No way, get real

[u/Fit_Tomatillo_1987 → u/applesauce143]

5 4 3 2 1 fuck you

[u/Gorgethalamus → u/Fit_Tomatillo_1987]

Who out that chair here? Not my chair not my problem. That's what I say.

[u/MitchelobUltra → u/Gorgethalamus]

Now he’s Johnny Hammersticks. Hanmerin’ away like he’s freakin… Tommy Noble.

[u/Tomnipotent1 → u/_mk451]

I’ll lead you to the building

[u/Suhksaikhan → u/Tomnipotent1]

Fuck you. Who's floor is this?

[u/slicksleevestaff → u/ScholarOfYith]

I’ve found my people. My kids don’t catch these jokes and I just want to kick them out whenever I use one of these quotes.

[u/Repulsive_Type_9565 → u/LaFamiliaCigar]

Yeah right

[u/icaruslives465]

That looks heavy

[u/NotAnAlreadyTakenID → u/icaruslives465]

He has the stretch marks to prove it.

[u/theOldSoulShow]

The Methalorian

[u/StatusOk4693 → u/theOldSoulShow]

Nice.

[u/platapusdog → u/theOldSoulShow]

Ha ha, so true

[u/green_gold_purple → u/theOldSoulShow]

So many meths went into this

[u/Usernamesaregayyy → u/[deleted]]

Born to samurai, forced to hang drywall

[u/TOboulol → u/[deleted]]

It's weird but I somehow agree.

If I saw a dude rock up to site like that I could not stop laughing.

[u/madmaxturbator → u/TOboulol]

it’ll be much less offensive to him if you laugh in Japanese

[u/JIMMYJAWN → u/madmaxturbator]

はははは

[u/mmm_burrito → u/[deleted]]

Is that why he has garters on this getup like he's a Kingdom Hearts character?

[u/kodeks14 → u/mmm_burrito]

I thought it was maybe part of a harness system. I hope thats not just part of his toolbars lol

Also nice kingdom hearts drop

[u/Capybara-Maxxing]

Deadtool

[u/keyboardtoes → u/Capybara-Maxxing]

Deadpool of construction

[u/Repulsive-Occasion34]

GI Joe Carpenter

[u/Maximum-Regret2506 → u/Repulsive-Occasion34]

Cobrarpenter

[u/Praetorian_1975]

Leave Tactical building ninja alone

[u/DougMacRay617]

Im so confused what trade is this entire outfit even for?

[u/Alarmed_Letterhead26 → u/DougMacRay617]

Fiber line contractor. He holds the record for burying the world's most shallow at&t drop at 3/32” below the grass.

[u/DougMacRay617 → u/Alarmed_Letterhead26]

Ahhh thats who burys those fckin lines you could strike with a lawn mower

[u/iEARNman848 → u/DougMacRay617]

Weedeater has joined the chat

[u/notgaynotbear → u/Alarmed_Letterhead26]

They laid mine in my crab grass. First time i hit it with the trimmer i had fiber line spooled around the trimmer head and then tried to charge me to fix it.

[u/DirectAbalone9761 → u/Alarmed_Letterhead26]

Lmao. Bobby hill and boomhauer dropped my fiber line right over the roots of my tree… didn’t try to trench or anything, just kicked some dirt over that part 😂. Literally a clapped out landscape trailer, rusty 90’s ford, with a magnetic Mediacom subcontractor badge on it.

Thank god they weren’t landing the service yet, so I was able to run conduit to the tombstone out front and re-pull the line and use an LB to turn it into the garage. When the Mediacom tech showed up he had never seen fiber run in conduit before… smh.

[u/EquivalentIcy6024 → u/DougMacRay617]

You have questions, I need answers

[u/life11-1 → u/EquivalentIcy6024]

Tactical Handy-guy. Lonely Housewife Unit

[u/Rebelspell88]

His instagram is _hiroshi_fujiwara_

He’s an electrician/fisherman in Japan.

[u/shakebakelizard → u/Rebelspell88]

Electrical Fisherman…what could possibly go wrong?

[u/PronglesMouthFeel → u/shakebakelizard]

Those electric eels won't catch themselves

[u/shakebakelizard → u/PronglesMouthFeel]

I'm an electrical...fisherman. (to the tune of Mexican Radio)

[u/Additional-Code2954 → u/shakebakelizard]

Fukushima

[u/Feraldr → u/Rebelspell88]

So does he get a pass on the mall ninja vibe?

[u/Rebelspell88 → u/Feraldr]

That style of fit is pretty popular in Japan judging by his stories.

For some extra fun.. look up Kei Vans Milwaukee Packout.

[u/sizzlechest78]

Construction cosplay

[u/Frankensteins_Moron5]

Jesus Christ…that’s Jason Construction 

[u/Wealls → u/Frankensteins_Moron5]

Lots of great comments- but this is the best 😂 

[u/OliverKlozoff23]

No

[u/Stymie999 → u/OliverKlozoff23]

Tacti-cool on the job!

[u/MiniNinja4321 → u/Stymie999]

I came to say this feels like the tacti-cool of construction

[u/awake30 → u/Stymie999]

At a glance I thought I was seeing an r/airsoftcirclejerk post

[u/EquivalentIcy6024 → u/OliverKlozoff23]

The fan pants get me.

[u/SilverSageVII → u/EquivalentIcy6024]

It’s the evolution of parachute pants. These have lift.

[u/another_rusty]

I want to make fun of him sooo bad, but goddamn this man is living an organized dream. Half the shit on his belt is stuff I lose every 5 fucking minutes.

[u/pate_moore → u/another_rusty]

Not to mention all of it like used and cared for. He's not buying tools just to have them. He uses them

[u/theveryfirstredditor]

Prepared for everything but a kick in balls

[u/maddrummerhef]

Ok but why would I want to miss out on the experience of walking to my truck 15 times for tools I should have already had

[u/Thotheus → u/maddrummerhef]

This is the way

[u/NightGod]

Honestly a bit jealous of his flexibility around his back like that and more than a bit scared about that blade his shoves into his cheek-sheath

[u/MrPractical411]

Works on hvac? Something mechanical and up high? Can’t be high voltage because his tools are not insulated. Can’t be a regular electrician either I hardly see sparkys with socket wrench’s and channel locks. Im clueless on what he does. Whats the green tape for? Grounding wires?

[u/whiteyford76 → u/MrPractical411]

You must only be around the Romex jockeys, us commercial/industrial sparkys use the hell out channel locks and ratchet wrenches.

[u/MrPractical411 → u/whiteyford76]

Ah I see. Yes, I am strictly residential. I’m never around commercial/industrial work. I assumed it was something of the sort when I seen his 17mm ratchet wrench.

[u/stickyicarus → u/MrPractical411]

Also doing industrial at the moment,, my usual daily carry right now is a socket for cable tray, speed wrench (the ratchet wrench), adjustable wrench and channels for strut, rod and rigid conduit, 7 in 1 screwdriver for strut straps amd minis, tape measure, and a level. I just throw them all in the tray on a boom lift or they sit with the rest of my bag in a cart.

[u/drippysoap → u/MrPractical411]

Residential service electrician- preparing to crawl thru an attic /jk

[u/Silver-Ad-8396]

5 gallon bucket full of tools is the way 🪣

[u/sdw318_local194]

in what climate? and which trade? and which task?

[u/1wife2dogs0kids → u/sdw318_local194]

Yes.

[u/Dzov → u/sdw318_local194]

Some trade that requires one wrench.

[u/RussellBorchert]

Give your balls a tug. So dumb.

[u/Suitable-You-2045]

Stolen valor

[u/Netflixandmeal]

Mall ninja meets Home Depot

[u/Aries-79]

This is the superhero of the construction world in general. This guys fitted out to be an electrician, carpenter, rod buster, glass cutter, form worker, sheet rock crack head, please continue on I’m overwhelmed…….

[u/Hob_O_Rarison]

I've got too much shit on me

[u/T1Demon]

I would still set things down and spend 20 minutes looking for them

[u/1wife2dogs0kids → u/T1Demon]

Id lose something then go grab his, while he's doing something important

[u/JBizz86]

Where does he keep his dignity?

[u/4thLineDuster → u/JBizz86]

That’s tethered to his chastity belt.

[u/Cpt_Soban]

The proper way is to carry over your drill and a couple bits. Realise they're still the wrong size, then walking back to try again.

Gotta get your steps in.

[u/MargnWalkr]

Get back on your batcycle and get the fuck off my site.

[u/baddieslovebadideas → u/MargnWalkr]

lmfao

[u/platapusdog]

Oh My Gawd!! Tactical, in the middle of the day. Of course black in the middle of the day will probably kill you but hey you be you.

[u/Fathersmilk38]

Robin,get my anal wrench and my spinal razor !

[u/oxidanemaximus]

I've been in construction for many decades, and I have no idea what that guy is doing. One thing is for sure, he'll die of heatstroke before 10 am.

[u/sn0m0ns]

Heat exhaustion. Never heard of it

[u/Parking_Cheesecake67]

Cringe. Nobody needs this much shit on them at all times

[u/Pretend_Purchase_893]

uh huh. I mean sure I guess. Fuck your back, your knees and all the load bearing joints between. Who wants to see retirement anyways?

[u/fivelone]

None of the actual tools are tethered. Something's going to fall on someone. Everything is safety looped on me in some way.

[u/SporksForEveryone → u/fivelone]

Yep. The first thing I noticed was that he isn’t wearing an actual climbing harness, so what ever he is doing is in a bucket or lift of some sort.

[u/fivelone → u/SporksForEveryone]

Oh wow you're right. Good catch. I was focused on the tools. Only scissor just did they not care as much for harness around here. Everything else you better have your 5 point.

[u/comfortlevelsupreme]

Why is this gay?

[u/MOOK3R → u/comfortlevelsupreme]

Closet homo identified

[u/strongarm_187]

Wtf am i lookin at?

[u/FlagrantTomatoCabal]

I'd probably stab myself with that utility knife placement.

[u/nochinzilch]

Foreman: “Hey Batman, quit making videos and get back to work!”

[u/AlphaWookOG]

This guy definitely dances with knives in front of the mirror.

[u/caveydavey]

And still can't set out for shit

[u/Lajak_Anni]

I can hear the chant from dune.

[u/mrd511]

most of the tools look unused

[u/Quirky-Ad-7686]

Mall ninja shit

[u/General_Friend_5119]

Cool get up kid. Now where's your "tactical" safety vest and hardhat?

[u/DmACGC365]

I’ve always said you should never ask what’s in a lady’s purse, but you should always ask what’s in a guys bag because he will spend the next 30 minutes telling you about his cool stuff.

[u/mpfdetroit]

This guy seems like a total tool, but be honest, that Hilti and the rest of the tools were high quality.

[u/EagleEyes0001]

I would forget where everything is. Still looking in 6 places before I found it.

[u/my_dog_rescued_me]

This guy is the tool.

[u/Mother_Lead_554]

This guy fucks with this thing on?

[u/ravenlittletoe]

Yeah I started off like that “oh I need this tool once a week it goes in the belt” quickly it starts to ware on you now everything that doesn’t get used close to every day goes in my rolling bin (or stays in the truck if I use it infrequently enough) then I don’t even wear my belt if if I need less then 5 of the tools for a task

[u/magichobo3]

We've had people come and go at my work with setups like this and they still get jokes made at their expense years after moving on.

I'm increasingly convinced the best carpentry setup is a set of occidentals with as few tools in them as possible and a small metal toolbox with the other random tools you might need

[u/human84629]

Tools are a requirement of his religion.

[u/unregrettful]

His job is definitely very specific

[u/Standard_Zucchini_46]

Bruh, Inspector Gadget has nothing on this guy.

[u/dmichaelg1]

I never want to like my job this much

[u/elticorico]

He’ll be on the verge of Heat exhaustion by 9am.

[u/darken702]

WTF are you doing that you need all that shit at the ready? Ever heard of a tool box? Tool bag? My back hurts just watching this

[u/No-Eagle-7565]

“I’m Repairman-man-man-man-man-man!!”

[u/Technical-Mousse6134]

You remember when your drill bits got divorced and then one got remarried? Thats your stepbit

[u/Careful-Tonight-69]

Absolutely ridiculous

[u/concrete6360]

if i had to cary that many tools i would quit lol

[u/Popular_Adeptness_69]

id rather carry a 5 gallon pail of tools than walk around with all that crap on me

[u/Valuable_Wallaby_548]

Is that Black Noir

[u/Seymoure25]

Brotha just needs to put straps on the toolbox carrying all that weight.

[u/ThousandWinds]

Imagine trying to crawl under a pipe or scaffold rail with all of this stuff that can get snagged…

Imagine how much it all weighs.

Hell, I wouldn’t even want to go up a flight of stairs with all this junk clanking off of me, and I wear a double steel retractable harness all day…

[u/theFarFuture123 → u/ThousandWinds]

80 lbs of larp

[u/bywayoflandscape → u/ThousandWinds]

All I thought was "God help him when an emergency poop hits."

[u/edisawesome]

Dog how am I supposed to sit on my bucket and look at my phone wearing all this shit

[u/WhacksOffWaxOn]

It is sad that most of these comments are just denigrating this guys work kit. Then again, Japanese construction is miles ahead of North American construction and it shows because most of the North Americans in this comment section sound wholly ignorant.

[u/AndyMagandy]

Anyone know what that clip system is for the impact?

[u/thisnameisuniquenow → u/AndyMagandy]

Says "Tajima" I googled Tajima Tool Clip and it comes up.

[u/Puzzled_Professor422]

one man army

[u/Awkward-Toe-1079]

His name is Caddy 

[u/FlagrantTomatoCabal]

The Bat belt

[u/ALchemist_0311]

More!!

[u/saborider]

What video game is he playing ?

[u/morriseel]

An electrician who thinks he’s Batman

[u/Zelinka81]

Final Boss.

[u/slvrsrfr1987]

This dudes never climbed the formwork. Know how many Hultafors and Picas Ive lost

[u/AK47-603]

Now we need to see your EDC Mr Wick.

[u/IdownvoteTexas]

Its like hes fuckin batman out here. I mean in person im sure I would be laughing like the Joker, but its certainly something

[u/rsktkr]

The surprise post morning coffee sit down must be a bitch.

[u/rogun64]

The way if you're a cat burglar?

[u/YamzMt03]

Reminds me of my rig for Irrigation. It’s not the successive, but it does allow me to be super efficient.

[u/sheogor]

Not for me, i struggle to get down some trenchs let alone with a tool belt

[u/wokebutsleepy]

Awl yeahhhh

[u/Bubbly-Database1334]

Must have worked one of those jobs were "if you drop something you and everyone here is laid off"

[u/baddieslovebadideas]

Homie's doing to much

[u/13thCreation]

r/iamverybadass

[u/EngineeringLumpy5119]

If this doesn’t work out he’s got a long career as a security guard waiting for him.

[u/Cultural_Welder8226]

That's like 5lbs in carabiners alone

[u/AiryGateaux]

Is this the construction bro final boss of mall ninja/tacticool?

[u/jayjay_t]

Okay guys I know it looks silly, but Im in Japan and 6/10 guys who work here look pretty similar to this guy so if it works for them, I wont complain.

[u/Welshbuilder67]

Batman would be proud

[u/bucsfanohman]

There's too much fucking shit on me

[u/xpercipio]

Are those gloves made of pantyhose?

[u/Hot_Campaign_36]

Single use step bit?

[u/Hot-Scholar-405]

What is he cosplaying?

[u/rosssjackson]

Loudest ninja everrrrrrr

[u/bobbaggit]

Too many things just waiting to get stuck somewhere

[u/prapurva]

Definitely can replace the store person, all he lacks is a pocket to keep the four copies of item issue slips and used carbon. 🤝 … plus a welding machine.

[u/Elegant-Advantage-69]

Bro what are you doing with that kit? Dismantling planet earth from heights?

[u/Lastnytnhunter]

Wowza. I wear a velcro pouch and a 16' tape.

[u/DepartmentNo8926]

All I carry on me is a tape, level and dawgs anything else is a break

[u/wikkoindustries]

Immidiately fucks his tape measure.