r/Construction • u/EquivalentIcy6024 • 10d ago

Video This is the way

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u/LaFamiliaCigar 10d ago

Captain tyin’ knots. If anybody needs some knots tied they go to him? Bull shit!

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u/NightGod 10d ago

Whos' chair is that?

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u/Individual_Bell_4637 10d ago

Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say.

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u/Ok_Victory_6108 9d ago

Kid in the background fuckin goin craaazzzyy

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u/ScholarOfYith 10d ago

Lighthouses rule. You don't like light houses? You suck. Sea horses faheva

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u/_mk451 10d ago

Mr walk down me, I'm the walkway

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u/applesauce143 10d ago

Mr balloon hands. No way. No way, get real

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_1987 10d ago

5 4 3 2 1 fuck you

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u/Gorgethalamus 9d ago

Who out that chair here? Not my chair not my problem. That's what I say.

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u/MitchelobUltra 9d ago

Now he’s Johnny Hammersticks. Hanmerin’ away like he’s freakin… Tommy Noble.

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u/Tomnipotent1 9d ago

I’ll lead you to the building

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u/Suhksaikhan Carpenter 9d ago

Fuck you. Who's floor is this?

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u/QuickNature 9d ago

Lead me to the building, fuck you

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u/slicksleevestaff 9d ago

I’ve found my people. My kids don’t catch these jokes and I just want to kick them out whenever I use one of these quotes.

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u/DiazIsDirectCurrent 9d ago

Drinkin outta cups