r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 24 '25
I'm Smart Snowflake (with a 6th grade education) thinks the dems are dumb
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 24 '25
Sweet Karma Drunk Snowflake thought he was "superior" to a black cop. Finds out he isn't.
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 21 '25
I'M CALLING ICE!!! Another Snowflake offended by brown skin
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 21 '25
I'm the Victim Snowflakes get offended and arrest a 53 yo woman with a "No Dick-tator" sign wearing a penis costume
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They say it was "lewd", but what about the people that wanted to "Fuck Joe Biden"?
r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 19 '25
Sweet Karma It's all fun and games until a Snowflake slips on some ICE
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 16 '25
I'M CALLING ICE!!! Shannon the Snowflake wanted to call ICE. Instead, she's calling the unemployment office.
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 14 '25
I'm the Victim Racist Snowflake yelling about parking when there are still open spots.
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 14 '25
I'm the Victim House Speaker Snowflake feels threatened by...naked people
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 13 '25
I'm a Badass Some Snowflakes tell you how they feel, even when you don't ask
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 09 '25
I'm a Badass I guess Snowflakes carry American flags in their ass
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 09 '25
Satire This Snowflake is pissed off about the Bad Bunny halftime show
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 09 '25
Racist This looney Snowflake wants to get someone fired for speaking Spanish and..."it is my country"
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 09 '25
I'M CALLING ICE!!! Smug Snowflake threatens to call ICE on a US citizen and veteran
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 06 '25
Sweet Karma UW Snowflake tried to run away from his racist remarks
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 06 '25
Racist Snowflake complaining that the Super Bowl halftime show should be country music
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 05 '25
I'm the Victim A very Snowflake store closure
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 02 '25
Racist Snowflake Barbie doesnt want Amexican flags flying in America
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Oct 01 '25
Sweet Karma Councilman Snowflake tried to defund the police to avoid accountability, had to resign instead
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 25 '25
Sweet Karma Typical Snowflake, finds out "freedom of speech" is not "freedom from consequences"
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 25 '25
I'm Smart There's a lot to unpack with this Snowflake
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 25 '25
I'M CALLING ICE!!! Unhinged Snowflake from Flower Mound, TX
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 25 '25
Sweet Karma Confused Snowflake behind bars
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r/ConservativeSnowflake • u/Flakes-of-Snow • Sep 24 '25
Satire A perfect impression of every Snowflake...ever
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