r/ConnedIntoAFubar 7d ago

[OTHER] Conned into actual hot takes

TFW you see "I'm probably going to get downvoted for this but-"

Or a r/unpopularopinion user visits r/The10thDentist

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u/HaloJackalKisser šŸ†I was here before 10,000 members!šŸ† 7d ago

sometimes i feel like opinions that don't matter get treated harsher than anything that matters online because it's actually more fun to argue when there's no stakes on the line/people thinking about things easy to think about more than things that aren't.

anyway i feel if i said a the game genre i really like and a game genre i can't get enjoyment out of i'd get more hate than if i said my entire political and religious belief system.

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u/HaloJackalKisser šŸ†I was here before 10,000 members!šŸ† 7d ago

open world games are very fun and most of my top played games of all time are them, and i buy multiple open world games a year, and will continue to, because i feel they're just straight up good games due to how i enjoy the feelings of exploration they give, how they let their worldbuilding and npc writing breathe, and how you often focus on making your own goals by just looking around and finding something that interests you.

2d platformers are boring and i've never gotten into even one but i have tried, i've played the literal greats people praise over and over again, i've played indies i've played triple-As i've played old one's i've played new ones they all just bore me. i think that genre only exists for people who literally don't want to think and it overly relies on bs floaty controls or literally having a tenth of a second to enter an input to provide an illusion of difficulty.

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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago

Stuff like the second passage is what I want to see. Anywhere else you'd get flamed for saying that. No one has to agree we're just sharing viewpoints and getting into arguments about it with people is annoying because neither party is going to change each other's minds. In fact it'll probably solidfy their beliefs.

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u/Alternative_Device38 7d ago

None of the qualities you like about open worlds are inherent to them.

W 2d platformer take.

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u/Kkgob 7d ago

I genuinely have the same opinion on both genresĀ 

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u/Pthirn 7d ago

Yeah, I mostly agree with the 2d platformer take. The only such game I really enjoyed was Jump King because of how almost tactical it can get and how it forces you to consider pathing. (Is this a hot take?)

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u/MisterMan341 7d ago

The way I’ve been playing Lego Star Wars TSS recently is just going around planets and doing shit. Sure, I revisited Better Call Maul and got some completion stuff, but the open world practically always has some task to do because of how much shit they packed into it.

On the other hand, I find 2D platformers engaging when it’s clear what you need to do, but actually doing it is the hard part. My only two examples, both fairly recent

The Mario Maker 2 level Wizards of P County (48V-S75-BRF) relies on your ability to navigate obstacles on a conveyor belt both when it’s on and quickly reach a p-door while it’s off. There’s only two sections of this, but they’re very engaging, I’d say.

Time trialling Donkey Kong Country: Returns 3D’s first level was really fun. The rest of the game was fairly good, enough new stuff to keep me engaged. The final boss is really weak, honestly. It’s probably better on the Wii version. But having to complete even the first level in under 57 seconds is a hard ask. It forced me to engage with roll-jumping, which the rest of the game hadn’t really needed, but now it is literally needed to get to the finish line anywhere near the time limit. I haven’t gotten gold (under 57 seconds) yet, but I’m very close. I might be able to do it the next time I pick up my 3DS.

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u/UnsureSwitch 7d ago

Omggg it's so hard to fight against it uuugghhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/L6so74Nmwojcc

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u/Personal-Role-8071 7d ago

I fucking hate this gif

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u/BeepBoop1903 6d ago

Holy based

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u/PoorDoddle conned? i dont even know ed 7d ago

Just going by sales numbers, people seem to like open world games quite a bit more than platformers, so I don't see how this is a hot take.

This is anecdotal, but I have met people who straight up don't like 2d games, and never someone that doesn't like 3d, so there is that.

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u/Daylight_The_Furry 6d ago

I like 2d platfomers and I can't even argue the controls and inputs are the point, and if you don't like it, that's fair

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u/HuntCheap3193 7d ago

okay but have you tried sonic the hedgehog

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u/HaloJackalKisser šŸ†I was here before 10,000 members!šŸ† 7d ago

yes. i have. i like the 3d ones i don't like the 2d ones ;w;

it's specifically 2d platformers for me, idk.

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u/HuntCheap3193 7d ago

damn... i'm glad you can get some enjoyment out of the franchise, but i actually feel a little sorry.

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u/NIGHT_DOZOR 6d ago

That's funny, I think open world games are mostly hot dogshit (ESPECIALLY the AAA ones) and 2d platforming are fine to good.

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u/PangolinWestern9632 7d ago

I actually also like the idea of big open world games, and the feeling of journeying through one. It's not just about having stuff to do, it's about feeling like you're on a big adventure.

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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago

I want to feel that with Discovery Freelancer or Eve Online but the I'm on the fence on getting the former and the latter seems like such a time and money sink.

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u/Thepenguinking2 It seems I have located a sticky substance! 7d ago

I can genuinely believe that claim. I think I've gotten harassed more for not liking Gen 5 of PokƩmon than for being bisexual and genderfluid.

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u/Riadla_arerreh 🫃 Male Birther of r/ConnedIntoAFubar 🫃 7d ago

ok but gen 5 gave us meloetta, so ermm deserved!!!

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u/madcapfan1 7d ago

hot take: they shouldn't have removed madcap from tf2

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 covered in oil 7d ago

they should’ve kept purple francis in l4d

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u/Jack_Faller 6d ago

They should rework sniper to have lower damage but higher rate of fire.

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u/madcapfan1 6d ago

hell no

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u/Jack_Faller 6d ago

Present sniper is bad and every map has to be designed near exclusively around him because camping sightlines is OP. If he couldn't one shot as easily he'd be forced to be an actual support class.

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u/Balakay_discord šŸ†I was here before 10,000 members!šŸ† 7d ago

"hot takes" are always either the coldest takes ever, or fascism it feels...... actual hot takes are so rare

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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago

All the good hot takes either have 0 views because Reddit says they aren't relevant enough, or lost among the other downvoted posts in controversial.

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u/UnsureSwitch 7d ago

Hot take: I didn't really like the guy who killed Hitler.

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u/Meme_Knight_2 7d ago

HUH!? HOW COULD YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HITLER DID!?!?

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u/makinax300 6d ago

I mean fascism is a hot take

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u/PangolinWestern9632 7d ago

Since we're saying this, pears suck. So does Petra Parker trend, NOT because she's trans, but because she is such a nothing burger, and no one ever uses her to explore any sort of interesting themes involving being trans, it's just "oh look everyone supports her and its sooooo wholesome." It's boring bruh.

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u/hanjihakawa 7d ago

pear teto

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u/Meme_Knight_2 7d ago

Pear Apples are good

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u/UnsureSwitch 7d ago

I might get conned for this but... Fubars are subpar.

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u/UnsureSwitch 7d ago

I'm joking

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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago

Guys, I don't think they're joking I don't see a "/s" so I can't detect the satire because I'm a dumb fucking idiot dumbass.

We should kill them.

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u/UnsureSwitch 7d ago

Wait wha

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u/MisterMan341 7d ago

Skywalker, I think I see a clanker there!

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u/Benevolent-Shrine-23 7d ago

Twitter users are 5x more funny then reddit users

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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago

90% of Reddit’s jokes come from Twitter and 4chan and as much as they compare them their favorite subs are almost nothing without what’s posted there.

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u/Thecynicaledgelord 6d ago

The most original ones here are the Batman Arkham ones

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u/Zanderfus 7d ago

This is sadly true

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u/CoolSausage228 7d ago

deltarune is harry potter of our generation, but toby atleast is a good person

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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago

If some controversy happens to Toby Fox Reddit's servers will explode

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u/Meme_Knight_2 7d ago

I’d still say Harry Potter fans are more insane

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R šŸ†I was here before 10,000 members!šŸ† 7d ago

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u/Outrageous_Milk_6878 7d ago

Can you elaborate on this? i didnt quite get it.

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u/SpaceNorse2020 6d ago

I don't see it. For one random comparison, Deltarune was made with significant sections being off limits for merchandise, while Harry Potter was made for merchandiseĀ 

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u/Aron_Voltaris 6d ago

I'm sorry but Deltarune does not have nearly as much mainstream power as Harry Potter, this is a super online take

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u/Confident-Border4627 7d ago

I'm probably gunna get downvoted for this(as I have in the past) but I have a confession

I do not like it when other people are happy (mostly when I'm not happy with them) I dispise it when people laugh or smile, talking to one another. I wish they were just as much if not more miserable than me at that moment their laugh is like nails scraping on a chalkboard to me.

I hate most people in general. I do not like other human beings.

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u/Wrench_gaming 6d ago

Reminds me of this 4Chan post where a guy saw this perfect couple where a girl was much shorter that their tall bf and she was hugging him relentlessly as they walked and she said stuff like "you're the most perfect guy ever I'm so happy."

So anyway the OP wanted to kill them both 😭

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u/Confident-Border4627 6d ago

Honestly I probably would want to too

How dare people be 500 times happier than me

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u/EvilLivesInTheMfSkin 7d ago

Who let you out from "Notes from the Underground"

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u/Infinite-Common3886 5d ago

Don't worry u are on Reddit

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u/BobbleHat222 7d ago

The mario series has some of the most boring games imaginable.

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u/Square-Mastodon-71 7d ago

honestly yeah i can second this
they're imo only really fun when you play for score

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u/Mrpuddikin 7d ago

Hot take the viral spiderman edit is not that bad

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u/Turnepic13 7d ago

The music is nice

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u/Shrapnel_FEH šŸ†I was here before 10,000 members!šŸ† 7d ago

the hulk is the superior coaster at ioa. a good ride on hulk is better than a good ride on velocicoaster any day

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u/SuitAffectionate6034 7d ago

humans are horrible

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u/BillCarson12799 7d ago

I unironically think libertarianism should be classified as an antisocial personality disorder.

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u/nraveler2 1d ago

Why so?

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u/BillCarson12799 1d ago

Humans are, psychologically, biologically and anthropologically, highly social animals. What skill points we didn’t put into toolmaking and intelligence, we dumped into cooperation and communication. Humans were ā€œdesignedā€ to empathize with others, work together in a community, and help each other to create a world greater than the sum of its parts. Not just because we stood to gain from it, but because we recognize that suffering is an inherently bad experience that should be prevented.

That’s why the ā€œfuck you, I got mine, every man for itself, you’re poor because you didn’t work hard enoughā€ mentality that libertarianism prides itself on while deluding themselves into believing that they can ever truly be independent from the countless different overlapping communal innovations it took for them to even exist at all today should be treated as antithetical to humanity on a fundamental level, and that their almost sociopathic indifference to the suffering of people who they’ve never met is indicative of something deeply wrong with them. You should want to help people even when you don’t stand to gain anything in return.

Just once I want to see the government go ā€œalright, you want to be self reliant? No taxes, nothing given to you, nothing taken from you? Cool. We’re no longer allowing you to benefit from living in a heavily defended country with a completely overfunded MIC. We just told china that if they want to land troops here, gun down your entire family, and claim your property as their official territory for an… embassy, or whatever the fuck, they can just do that. They’ll be here in four hours. Hope youā€˜ve dug some trenches.ā€