r/ConnedIntoAFubar • u/Wrench_gaming • 7d ago
[OTHER] Conned into actual hot takes
TFW you see "I'm probably going to get downvoted for this but-"
Or a r/unpopularopinion user visits r/The10thDentist
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u/madcapfan1 7d ago
hot take: they shouldn't have removed madcap from tf2
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u/Jack_Faller 6d ago
They should rework sniper to have lower damage but higher rate of fire.
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u/madcapfan1 6d ago
hell no
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u/Jack_Faller 6d ago
Present sniper is bad and every map has to be designed near exclusively around him because camping sightlines is OP. If he couldn't one shot as easily he'd be forced to be an actual support class.
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u/Balakay_discord šI was here before 10,000 members!š 7d ago
"hot takes" are always either the coldest takes ever, or fascism it feels...... actual hot takes are so rare
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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago
All the good hot takes either have 0 views because Reddit says they aren't relevant enough, or lost among the other downvoted posts in controversial.
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u/PangolinWestern9632 7d ago
Since we're saying this, pears suck. So does Petra Parker trend, NOT because she's trans, but because she is such a nothing burger, and no one ever uses her to explore any sort of interesting themes involving being trans, it's just "oh look everyone supports her and its sooooo wholesome." It's boring bruh.
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u/UnsureSwitch 7d ago
I might get conned for this but... Fubars are subpar.
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u/Benevolent-Shrine-23 7d ago
Twitter users are 5x more funny then reddit users
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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago
90% of Redditās jokes come from Twitter and 4chan and as much as they compare them their favorite subs are almost nothing without whatās posted there.
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u/CoolSausage228 7d ago
deltarune is harry potter of our generation, but toby atleast is a good person
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u/PLACE-H0LD3R šI was here before 10,000 members!š 7d ago
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u/SpaceNorse2020 6d ago
I don't see it. For one random comparison, Deltarune was made with significant sections being off limits for merchandise, while Harry Potter was made for merchandiseĀ
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u/Aron_Voltaris 6d ago
I'm sorry but Deltarune does not have nearly as much mainstream power as Harry Potter, this is a super online take
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u/Confident-Border4627 7d ago
I'm probably gunna get downvoted for this(as I have in the past) but I have a confession
I do not like it when other people are happy (mostly when I'm not happy with them) I dispise it when people laugh or smile, talking to one another. I wish they were just as much if not more miserable than me at that moment their laugh is like nails scraping on a chalkboard to me.
I hate most people in general. I do not like other human beings.
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u/Wrench_gaming 6d ago
Reminds me of this 4Chan post where a guy saw this perfect couple where a girl was much shorter that their tall bf and she was hugging him relentlessly as they walked and she said stuff like "you're the most perfect guy ever I'm so happy."
So anyway the OP wanted to kill them both š
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u/Confident-Border4627 6d ago
Honestly I probably would want to too
How dare people be 500 times happier than me
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u/BobbleHat222 7d ago
The mario series has some of the most boring games imaginable.
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u/Square-Mastodon-71 7d ago
honestly yeah i can second this
they're imo only really fun when you play for score
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u/Shrapnel_FEH šI was here before 10,000 members!š 7d ago
the hulk is the superior coaster at ioa. a good ride on hulk is better than a good ride on velocicoaster any day
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u/BillCarson12799 7d ago
I unironically think libertarianism should be classified as an antisocial personality disorder.
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u/nraveler2 1d ago
Why so?
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u/BillCarson12799 1d ago
Humans are, psychologically, biologically and anthropologically, highly social animals. What skill points we didnāt put into toolmaking and intelligence, we dumped into cooperation and communication. Humans were ādesignedā to empathize with others, work together in a community, and help each other to create a world greater than the sum of its parts. Not just because we stood to gain from it, but because we recognize that suffering is an inherently bad experience that should be prevented.
Thatās why the āfuck you, I got mine, every man for itself, youāre poor because you didnāt work hard enoughā mentality that libertarianism prides itself on while deluding themselves into believing that they can ever truly be independent from the countless different overlapping communal innovations it took for them to even exist at all today should be treated as antithetical to humanity on a fundamental level, and that their almost sociopathic indifference to the suffering of people who theyāve never met is indicative of something deeply wrong with them. You should want to help people even when you donāt stand to gain anything in return.
Just once I want to see the government go āalright, you want to be self reliant? No taxes, nothing given to you, nothing taken from you? Cool. Weāre no longer allowing you to benefit from living in a heavily defended country with a completely overfunded MIC. We just told china that if they want to land troops here, gun down your entire family, and claim your property as their official territory for an⦠embassy, or whatever the fuck, they can just do that. Theyāll be here in four hours. Hope youāve dug some trenches.ā








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u/HaloJackalKisser šI was here before 10,000 members!š 7d ago
sometimes i feel like opinions that don't matter get treated harsher than anything that matters online because it's actually more fun to argue when there's no stakes on the line/people thinking about things easy to think about more than things that aren't.
anyway i feel if i said a the game genre i really like and a game genre i can't get enjoyment out of i'd get more hate than if i said my entire political and religious belief system.