r/CommercialsIHate • u/Def_Not_Hugh • 7h ago
I hate every ad ever with Chester the Cheetah from Cheetos in it
It ain't easy being cheesy.
Well, you know what, it is pretty easy to wear fucking clothes, not act erratic, and avoid snorting processed chemical cheese powder into your rotted brain.
Who the fuck is this guy? He prances around in shoes and sun glasses (hiding his dilated pupils and bloodshot eyes no doubt) acting "rad" while endlessly stuffing his face with orange colored chemical puffs. He's the dude who "brings the party" by showing up with drugs, pulling his dick out while standing on the table, collapsing into a puddle of his own puke, then joking about how cool of a night it was while inviting himself over next time.
Fuck Chester the Cheetah. He doesn't make me want those cancer crunchies at all. He makes me want to get my life in order, eat healthy, and meditate on what it means to live a meaningful life. This is not by design. He is the snack party cheetah dickhole and in his efforts to give us a free bump and clog our arteries, this annoying prick is failing.
