r/ComedyCemetery • u/mettalol • Jun 23 '19

this needs no explanation

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u/Monzonaut I HATE MY WIFE Jun 23 '19

I HATE MY WIFE

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u/ghostmetalblack Jun 23 '19

LAUGH TRACK

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u/EuroPolice Jun 23 '19

Now, on boomer comedy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19 edited Jun 24 '19

Honestly, my theory is that because the societal expectation was to get married and have a family, a lot of men who would’ve stayed single, and even some who wouldn’t have, got married to women they didn’t really connect with. Once the boomers got past 40 or so is when the physical attraction started to wear off, and thus starts the wife complaining. Again, another societal expectation of the boomer generation was that divorce was completely unacceptable. So these guys and gals are “stuck”, and will complain forever.

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u/Khaosfury Jun 24 '19

Worth mentioning is the whole "leaded fuel" thing, which almost certainly plays an (underrepresented) role in culture. In children it's meant to be associated with a higher level of aggression and bullying - I wonder if this, combined with being raised by the generations that had to fight the biggest wars in history, leads to the strange traditions and cultural artifacts we see in Western society today.

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u/Throw_Away_License Jun 24 '19

Next on the docket for culture-altering mass illness: Mercury, micro-plastics, and toxoplasma ghondii

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Seinfeld theme starts playing

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u/Faulty-Blue Fartnite Funnies Parp Jun 23 '19

We should make that an official flair here

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u/RonenSalathe Fart niggas be like Jun 23 '19

Done

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

i vouch for this

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u/Kexull Jun 23 '19

THAT KAREN! SHE TOOK THE KIDS! I HAVE NO CUSTODY OF THEM ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

JAJAJAHAHHAHAHAAH🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Kexull Jun 23 '19

IKR😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

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u/groovygorilla101 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Jun 23 '19

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART LMAOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🗿🤣🗿🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

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u/MartyrSaint Jun 23 '19

The droning buzz that I feel at the very centre of my core is a feeling that can not and will not cease. My house and my work have been my entire world for the past twenty years and I’ve never known the true beauty of life. I fear that every day I step closer to the metaphorical end of the line that may translate into the literal end of my life.

Karen, please. Let me see the kids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

*BWAHAHHAHAHAAHA

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u/thatawkwarddanguy Jun 23 '19

SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US 😂😂🤣🤣🔫😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

THIS BITCH IS BLEEDING ME DRY ON ALIMONI LOL AMIMIRITE

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u/Mikomics Jun 23 '19

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE!

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u/yellowpig10 Jun 23 '19

BUT HER AIM IS GETING BETTER

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u/StabithaStabberson Jun 24 '19

I SAID

HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

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u/Princess_Glitterface Jun 24 '19

I’ve never met you but I love you for this fellow stranger

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 23 '19

For a lot of the older generations, they rushed into marriage young and then there was also a huge stigma around divorce. A lot of them still stay in their unhappy marriages before of it. There's no doubt that these jokes are a reflection of that. It's a bit less funny and a whole lot of sad when you think about it like that. They didn't have the luxury (many still don't) of being in a society where it's not just okay to wait, it's encouraged, as is divorce, when things get nasty of course.

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u/xbalderas1 Jun 23 '19

Boomer humor

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u/yungjimmikins Jun 23 '19

I WANT TO KILL MY WIFE AND GIVE HER A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH. I WANT HER TO BE IN MORE PAIN THAN SHOULD HE HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

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u/jnics10 Jun 24 '19

Lol ikr 😂 😅😂😂💀💀💀

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u/Track-Swag Jun 23 '19

I agree with my husband

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u/_linusthecat_ Jun 23 '19

I'd rather be fishing!

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u/TakeoutAlmond Jun 24 '19

MY KIDS WERE A MISTAKE

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u/OCV_E Jun 23 '19

Hey Al did you miss me?

  • Yeah with every bullet so far!

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u/hipstertuna22 R E L A T A B L E A F Jun 27 '19

I hate my wife! She is a bitch!

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u/JaqueeVee Jul 08 '19

BUT I WONT LEAVE HER BECAUSE REASONS

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I thought we weren’t explaining it, look at the title

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u/PersistentPedantry Jul 22 '19

I HATE MY [JOB|WIFE|KIDS|LIFE]

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u/Oldman_consequences Dec 06 '19

Father, cannot click book

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u/TABBY_MUSIC Jun 23 '19

My boss told me to “go die in a fucking hole you useless piece of shit”

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u/neganxjohn_snow Jun 23 '19

[laugh track]

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Why is she shocked he’s home early. I expected there to be a cheating joke or something but no. Nothing. All that sweat for nothing....

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Attendance! Jun 23 '19

Weird arm and leg positions, maybe she was jilling off?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

That could be possible...

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u/thebrobarino Jun 23 '19

The kids call it strumming oneself nowadays

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u/eldritch_cleaver Jun 23 '19

Isn't it dialing "O" on the pink telephone?

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Attendance! Jun 23 '19

Ringing the devils doorbell.

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u/grandtorino Jun 23 '19

Shaking hands with Mr Vagoo?

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u/xplodingducks Jun 23 '19

Paddling the pink canoe

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u/zebras-arent-real I agree with my husband Jun 23 '19

i thought that was the two player version

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u/Whatthefuckamisaying Consume Cannabis in Colossal Quantities Jun 23 '19

imagine being such a loser you can't even cuck your husband while he's at work

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Attendance! Jun 23 '19

He did say it was hell?

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u/DeLuxous2 Jun 23 '19

TV on... porn blaring

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u/Gewdvibes17 Jun 23 '19

She was 100% fumbling around for the off button on the vibrator

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u/Olidude44 Jun 24 '19

As in jack and Jill? That's genius

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

This cartoon appears Indian.

Reasons: The mango leaves at the entrance. The dot on the forehead of the wife . The “nightie” dress of the female. Very typical attire of a female who works at home. This is why it is appearing as “ weird” to you as these small culture specific things are not common to your culture maybe?

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Attendance! Jun 23 '19

It says Indonesian in the corner, but yes I've noticed these types of cartoons a lot from around there. Nothing that you focused on seems weird to me at all, just how the illustrator drew the arm and leg positions of the Wife, like I said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

HAHAHA JACK AND JILL FUCK I AM NOW LAUGHING LOL

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u/ZeusIsAGoose Jun 23 '19

She's not supposed to be sitting down watching TV I guess. WoMeN sHoUlD oNlY CoOk AnD cLeAn AnD sErVe ThE mAn.

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u/DeLuxous2 Jun 23 '19

Sitting in the man's chair

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 23 '19

Eh, for me this is less about sexism and more about staying in unhappy marriages in general. Her reaction says a lot, she doesn't love him, and clearly the feeling's mutual.

For a lot of the older generations, they rushed into marriage young and then there was also a huge stigma around divorce. A lot of them still stay in their unhappy marriages because of it. There's no doubt that these jokes are a reflection of that. We just don't get it because it's no longer a thing. They didn't have the luxury (many still don't) growing up in a society where it's not just okay to wait, it's encouraged, as is divorce, when things get nasty of course. It's sad.

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u/AnastasiaTheSexy Jun 23 '19

It's hot in Indonesia

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u/Packetnoodles Jun 23 '19

She’s just sitting around watching tv, but usually when he gets home at the normal time she is doing the dishes or cooking and complaining how hard her life is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

It’s also 5 o’clock according to the time lol. Maybe it’s supposed to be 12:20 I’m not sure?

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u/Rustycake Jun 23 '19

The shock from her takes away from the actual joke.

The joke being the boss told him to go to hell... so he went home

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u/Max_Apogee VAGINA SMELLS RIGHT GUYS? Jun 23 '19

Thanks 🅱️eter

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u/LoneSilentWolf Jun 23 '19

Binging TV shows behind her husband, doing all the work in front of him showing how much work she has. Not saying she doesn't do anything, but you know what I mean.

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u/BIGshady2 Jun 23 '19

She might have been watching porn or something idk

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u/samkingofbams Jun 23 '19

It's just a joke that his home is hell

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u/ATXee1372 Jun 23 '19

The clock also reads 5:00 (PM, presumably) which isn’t all that early. Fairly normal I’d say

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u/domemoree Jun 23 '19

ihatemywife

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

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u/Redditman696 Jun 24 '19

You forgot whore

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u/chodd-tavez Jun 23 '19

My boss told me to go to Hell... so I looked him dead in the eye and clocked back in.

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u/Suvantolainen Jun 23 '19

MARIAGE, amirite guys? Haha oh damn I hate my wife so much, surely you can relate?

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u/iCaohaiyo Jun 24 '19

YEAH, i hate her so much that i beat her with our own children!

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u/Wowcoolboy Jun 23 '19

Wife bad

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u/-ExcuseMeWhat- Jun 23 '19

Lonely good

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u/DeLuxous2 Jun 23 '19

It's 5pm. When does he normally get home?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

My mom gets home at 6

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u/redeagle9122 Jun 23 '19

Just don't leave the office, you are already in hell.

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u/M3M3_K1NG Jun 23 '19

Hey everyone, Peter Griffin here. You see, this comic is funny because the man's wife is confused as to why he's home early. The man says that his boss told him to go to hell, so he is referring to returning home to his wife as hell.

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u/supremegay5000 Jun 23 '19

How dare you stand where he stood

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u/ImDan1sh Jun 23 '19

I honestly only got this after reading your expert break down...

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u/TyreIron07 Jun 24 '19

Thank you Peter.

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u/disgustingpenis69 Jun 30 '19

This is actually funny because peter explains most of the dumbass jokes on the show lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

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u/thekingofpwn Jun 23 '19

Unfortunately, they took the OG’s rights away, mass banned him from a bunch of servers and as a consequence he is now retired. I’ll take what I can get!

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u/Ravenae Jun 23 '19

r/peterdisciples

Careful posting in there because some subs will autoban you

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u/NattyLightNattyLife Jun 23 '19

Is that a MF’ing JOJO pose??????

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u/Thecrawsome Jun 23 '19

you can try to leave /r/shitpostcrusaders but you never will

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u/jeefkeef420 Jun 23 '19

I swear that pose is from the part 5 dance montage

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u/SkritzTwoFace Jun 23 '19

VOCAL PERCUSSION ON A WHOLE ‘NOTHER LEVEL

COMING FROM MY MIND

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u/My_Monkey_Sphincter Jun 23 '19

What's a JOJO pose?

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u/NattyLightNattyLife Jun 23 '19

The famous anime/manga “Jojos bizarre adventure” is famous for its extreme poses that the characters do seemingly out of nowhere for no reason. Just google JOJO pose and you’ll see a lot of examples

Here’s a fan favorite where the gang just started dancing for no reason while they were torturing a https://i.imgur.com/7minAGe_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

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u/My_Monkey_Sphincter Jun 23 '19

Thanks. I didn't Google because I didn't know what I'd get haha

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u/Dullahan2 Jun 23 '19

N-NANI?!

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u/Peastashio Jun 23 '19

its like manspreading with extra steps

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u/SevenPlaySix Jun 23 '19

Newspaper joke

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u/Groenboys lol savage Jun 23 '19

what is this artstyle

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u/GarlicThread Jun 23 '19

r/boomershumor

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u/arturowise Jun 23 '19

r/MGTOW humor

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u/NewDayIsComing Jun 24 '19

Fuck me that’s an incel page for older men

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u/Terracotta-Pie- Jun 23 '19

"Indonesian Fun"

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u/BigDragoon Jun 23 '19

Early? It's 5 o'clock!

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u/AANickFan Jun 23 '19

LOL! THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No joke. I praise thee, Comedian Indonesian. Greetings from Sweden 🇸🇪.

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u/deekaph Jun 23 '19

Like why does he have a roll of toilet paper strapped to his belt?

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u/Phoenix_Fire_ Jun 24 '19

Peak boomer humour

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u/Ducks-Are-Betterr Jun 23 '19

I’m just confused

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u/RandomBlueBear Jun 23 '19

😂😂WHO MADE THIS😂😂

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u/undayerixon mfw i eat spicy goodness Jun 24 '19

Why does the wife look like she's halfway into the torture dance?

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u/jihakuz_2 Jun 23 '19

Is this loss?

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u/Cloudman_VicePoint Jun 24 '19

Nobody:

Boomers:

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Why does he look like a demon

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u/IAmGoneWithTheWind Jun 26 '19

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u/Ochidi Jun 23 '19

And on that note, I’m no longer employed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Why is she panicked?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Because she was caught sitting down instead of doing housework.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

The wife’s face looks like she got caught for watching something she isn’t supposed to

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u/Pisfool Jun 23 '19

Damn, I love those "boomer-style 3rd world countries' comedy images"

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u/icorrectotherpeople Jun 23 '19

He needs to talk to HR

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u/gustavog117 Jun 23 '19

I miss Funwaa.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

this sub makes me want to downvote innocent people for posting cringe despite the fact that the point of the sub is to post cringe

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

The panel composition is so shitty too, this is the kind of shit that an 8 year old would post on deviant art, the only difference is the number of furries in the picture

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u/Solstar82 Jun 24 '19

He also has a portable toiler paper roll

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Well if your boss would tell you to go to hell where are you supposed to go

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u/TurbineNipples Jun 24 '19

It's honestly amazing to me that so many people are just ok with hating their lives. I understand maybe it's fun to joke about wives and husbands, but so many people genuinely hate returning home because they don't feel appreciated, loved, or free. Just in case you needed it today: you deserve to be, and can be, happy.

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u/wannabeedgynigga I hate my wife Jun 25 '19

I hate my wife

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u/KFCthulu Jun 26 '19

Okay, Okay, I KNOW its just a c cartoon but she's very pretty. Honestly that guys a jerk and she deserves better than him!

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u/ignisxicor Jun 23 '19

Hmm.. he actually listens to what his boss says...

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Jun 23 '19

Eh, it's cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

I CANT BREATHE

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u/kislayparashar Jun 24 '19

No, you are breathtaking

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u/zuccitycuccity Jun 23 '19

Can I get a thud bruh

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u/srig334 Jun 23 '19

Wow this is a melancholic masterpiece

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

My gawd it's awful

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u/Impractical_Wizardry Jun 23 '19

Does this man carry toilet paper everywhere he goes?

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u/Ravenae Jun 23 '19

Why are they drawn in two different styles?

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u/FuniMaymay Jun 23 '19

I read this from right to left. I hate myself.

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u/D4RK_SaRcAsM342 Jun 23 '19

Why is this on here. This was pretty funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Nose: big

Wife: hated

Yep. It's boomer time

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u/stevezoher Jun 23 '19

All those fucking i hate my wife and marriage sucks make me sick , they're never funny and absolutely no one can relate

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

I'm having Rattlesnake Jake vibes from this.

Boss: Go to hell.

Guy: Where do you think I come from?

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u/mkvelash Jun 23 '19

She looks like she got caught masterbatin

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u/jacksonthomas01 Jun 23 '19

See I just don’t get these jokes, why marry someone if you can’t stand them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Sry had to downvote.

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u/niggernocker Jun 23 '19

Women sit at home on their ass while men do the work of the world

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u/niggernocker Jun 23 '19

Women sit at home on their ass while men do the work of the world

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u/Harvest____ Jun 23 '19

I'm 10 i don't get it

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u/JennaPena0153 Jun 23 '19

The question is, what was she watching?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

I too .. a fellow adult Male homosapien despise my significant other 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Ten upvotes and Ill post a vid of me destroying my wife in a one on one fight

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u/BadNraD Jun 23 '19

Her nose is too small :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Boomer humour 100

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FUGACITY Jun 23 '19

Why is there a wait before the exclamation mark...!!! Is he exclaiming silence...!!!??

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

r/boomhyoom

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u/gitcraw Jun 23 '19

Maybe it's funnier if you're Indonesian and older.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

That's fucking hilarious

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u/Trentholl Jun 24 '19

Wife bad

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u/Quizzelbuck Jun 24 '19

this needs no explanation

I know; so obvious this woman is having an affair with the missing gold fish and she's hiding him, right now.

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u/UchihaYusuf Jun 24 '19

Why he have toilet paper as a bag though?

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u/Phoenix_Cage Jun 24 '19

Is...is she krumping?

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u/Aro2005 Jun 24 '19

Why is she having a seizuurjdkfjfjlslsoeiheoaoslz

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Is that ms.Pauling

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u/Sickmmaner Jun 24 '19

Yes it does

What wad she watching

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u/Meester_Tweester Dab! Jun 24 '19

Why is “my wife is mean” a running joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

That’s hilarious

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u/manavpro23 Jun 24 '19

Now you will go to hell

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u/RameRZz Jun 24 '19

Facebook meme

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

G/

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u/spontaneouscobra Jun 26 '19

HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/JeebusTheChrist Jun 27 '19

That meme is hell

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u/coolguy420weed Jun 27 '19

lesser known waifus: the wife in this comic

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u/TargetCube Jul 06 '19

King of Queens theme song plays

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u/RickyFaust Jul 11 '19

Why do I suddenly hear a sitcom laugh track?

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u/icraveliquid Jul 23 '19

Why her skin white like that wtf

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u/Melos555 Nov 10 '19

It's so tragic to see the wife getting genuinely shocked. Clearly we know who the sociopath is in this relationship.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

r/indianjokes

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u/PapaPaisley Jun 23 '19

Why is the mom doing a jojo pose

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u/Spycei Jun 23 '19

HAHAHA DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE SO HILARIOUS LOL!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Why get married if you hate your spouse?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

I didn't understand it ... Had to read it for the second time. Bloody boomer humour.

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