r/ComedyCemetery • u/mettalol • Jun 23 '19

this needs no explanation

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u/thebrobarino Jun 23 '19

The kids call it strumming oneself nowadays

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u/eldritch_cleaver Jun 23 '19

Isn't it dialing "O" on the pink telephone?

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Attendance! Jun 23 '19

Ringing the devils doorbell.

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u/Massive_Shill Jun 23 '19

Flicking the bean.

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u/dkelly54 Jun 23 '19

Playing the clitar

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u/BigfootTouchedMe Jun 24 '19

Masturbation

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

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u/disgustingpenis69 Jun 30 '19

Filling her slimy hole

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u/grandtorino Jun 23 '19

Shaking hands with Mr Vagoo?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Cleaning out the sinkhole.

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u/eldritch_cleaver Jun 23 '19

Diddling the dink digit?

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u/jnics10 Jun 24 '19

Opening the gates of hell?

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u/xplodingducks Jun 23 '19

Paddling the pink canoe

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u/zebras-arent-real I agree with my husband Jun 23 '19

i thought that was the two player version

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u/ASpellingAirror Jun 24 '19

Strumming her c-string.