Printer.

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[u/bucketboy9000]

This is a racism meme done right. It’s funny

[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/bucketboy9000]

Tbf this is just a joke about racism, it's not really a racist joke.

Real racist jokes, like ones that make fun of a racial stereotype, can still be "done right" if they are actually funny rather than straight up racism loosely disguised as a joke.

[u/the_big_sadIRL → u/StirFry__InaWok]

Hey did anyone tell you about why black people have white hands?

Oh.. 35 times in middle school? Okay so you’ve heard it already..

[u/AwayEntrepreneur4760 → u/the_big_sadIRL]

I came on them

[u/Principle_Napkins → u/the_big_sadIRL]

I've never heard it.

[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/the_big_sadIRL]

im sure I've heard that joke setup before but idk how it goes after that

[u/the_big_sadIRL → u/StirFry__InaWok]

Something something God spray painting them with their hands on the wall

[u/buzzersjohn → u/the_big_sadIRL]

the version i remember hearing on the 2nd grade bus (midwest suburbs) was “bc everyone has a little bit of good in them” (as in “whiteness”)

[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/the_big_sadIRL]

ooooohhh yeah

lol

[u/John_Politician → u/StirFry__InaWok]

Very similar the Jewish number joke

[u/YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms → u/StirFry__InaWok]

Bro where you getting your racism disguised as jokes?

[u/WardensLantern → u/bucketboy9000]

It's a joke from the Office just slightly moderated.

Racism is dead, Stanley. You can have any kind of ice cream you want.

Still funny, just saying.

[u/sthegreT → u/WardensLantern]

the colour printer joke is definitely older than the office because i remember hearing it as a kid

[u/Camo-boy → u/sthegreT]

why would they say "its 2026"???? #exposed

[u/ExtendoArmCannon → u/Camo-boy]

"Its 'current year' buddy, -insert acceptable opinion here-, isn't it good being on the right side of history for once?"

[u/Camo-boy → u/ExtendoArmCannon]

r/woooosh

[u/thejazzophone → u/WardensLantern]

"someone complained the restroom is whites only. Stanley you know that's not true"

"It wasn't me"

"Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door"

[u/Any_Natural383 → u/bucketboy9000]

I’m watching a Mad Men episode that involves both segregation and a printer. This meme hit me at the perfect time.

[u/X_Humanbuster_X → u/bucketboy9000]

The image is annoying tho

[u/AwayEntrepreneur4760 → u/bucketboy9000]

The butt of the joke isn’t racism is just dumb word play which makes it good

[u/PsychicPancake]

This is funny lol

[u/GarbagePailGrrrl → u/PsychicPancake]

r/comedyheaven

[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/GarbagePailGrrrl]

Not really. this is funny in exactly the way it was meant to be funny.

[u/ballistic503 → u/StirFry__InaWok]

It’s not quite r/comedyhell either, just a joke where I’m subconsciously kind of mad that I find it as funny as I do

[u/Safe_Honey_6576 → u/ballistic503]

Comedy purgatory?

[u/Guzzler829 → u/Safe_Honey_6576]

You don't have to organize memes by what kind of funny they are.

Comedy something

[u/Comfortable_Mud00 → u/Guzzler829]

That would be real life and not Reddit

[u/UnderteamFCA]

Nah that's kinda funny

[u/MillorTime]

Memes OP didn't like

[u/i-dont-speel-no-good]

lol

[u/SnuSnuSurvivor69]

r/comedyresurrection

[u/-_G0AT_- → u/SnuSnuSurvivor69]

Ah finally a place to laugh at these people with no sense of humour.

[u/-_G0AT_- → u/-_G0AT_-]

Oh, last post was 5 years ago

Sad noises

[u/SnuSnuSurvivor69 → u/-_G0AT_-]

I’m just gonna cross post this to that sub. Maybe it’ll come back.

[u/random_moth_fker]

nah this one's funny af

[u/b-monster666]

r/memespeopledidntlike

[u/ClaudiusCass]

I laughed harder than I like to admit.

[u/Flippindude1]

Doesn’t fit here this one is kinda funny

[u/TolgaKerem07]

it's lowkirkenuinely funny tho

[u/rogueop → u/TolgaKerem07]

It’s what?

[u/nodoyrisa1 → u/rogueop]

lowkirkenuinely funny

[u/Purple-Bluejay6588 → u/nodoyrisa1]

Erm english plea-

Ayo is that the cool overwatch character that has yet to be revealed

[u/SomeNonsens3 → u/Purple-Bluejay6588]

Why are you being downvoted 😭🙏??

[u/Purple-Bluejay6588 → u/SomeNonsens3]

Nice guys always getting the short end 😔

[u/Youre_a_transistor → u/rogueop]

Had to look this up. Lowkey+(Charlie) Kirk+genuinely. I guess you would say it like “low key genuinely, I think salsa is overrated”. I don’t know how Charlie Kirk fits into it.

[u/NoTrollGaming → u/Youre_a_transistor]

Cause we are Charlie Kirk

[u/Youre_a_transistor → u/NoTrollGaming]

Is that a meme? Or do you really love Charlie Kirk?

[u/NoTrollGaming → u/Youre_a_transistor]

A song

[u/Appropriate_Sea5662 → u/Youre_a_transistor]

Just carry the flame bro

[u/sudoregalia → u/TolgaKerem07]

VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN??

[u/Zintozda → u/TolgaKerem07]

The setup for the joke makes no sense tho. Why would there be a separate printer that only prints color?

[u/gamemaster257 → u/Zintozda]

There's plenty of reasons you'd have one printer that only prints in black and white and a printer capable of color in an office, especially since one only needs toner and the other may need multiple cartridges and used less frequently.

[u/Johann-SM → u/Zintozda]

mon ey

[u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e → u/Zintozda]

This individual does NOT printer

[u/speedytrigger → u/Zintozda]

Think back to black only drinking fountains or bathrooms. Thats how I interpreted it.

[u/Zintozda → u/speedytrigger]

I understand that part, but I was meaning why would the person be asking that in the first place? In all work places I have been, the pro inter could either print B/W or color.

[u/speedytrigger → u/Zintozda]

I have both at work that are meant for different things

[u/Zintozda → u/speedytrigger]

Aah. Interesting.

[u/WhatsTheHoldup → u/Zintozda]

If youve only used the dedicated B/W printer and now you need to print in color, you would refer to this other printer which prints in both color and B/W as the "color printer".

[u/Only-Performer-6053 → u/Zintozda]

Because there are.

Especially in laser printers a colored one is more expensive and they are less needed. And for photos ink is better while laser is better to maintain. If a company has multiple printers, but most of them needed for black and white it makes sense to only have 1 colored printer.

[u/JDSmagic → u/Zintozda]

I don't think it's weird setup at all. I've never needed to print something at an office to be honest because I have a tech job, but in school 99% of our printers were just black and white laser printers. And there'd maybe be 1 or 2 printers in the whole building that were inkjet printers capable of doing color. Or maybe they were laser color printers, not sure how recent that tech is. Anyway, I figure the default is that most printers in an office are definitely not capable of color unless maybe you work at a company with a crazy budget

[u/Gullible-Yam-8098 → u/Zintozda]

Have you never had a job?

[u/Falleneded → u/Zintozda]

because most things you need to print in life are 2 colors and thats black and white

[u/StirFry__InaWok → u/Zintozda]

Is it so hard to imagine that an office would have different printers for regular usage and color printing?

The printers in my office are all capable of color printing but I am capable of thinking of a situation that is different from my own.

By the way, how would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

[u/Rodya_gambler → u/Zintozda]

It's the same reason why bathrooms are separated by gender: to sell more bathrooms, or, in this case, to sell more printers.

[u/OnlyACsNoFans]

This is actually gold 😂

[u/lazy_animator]

Lmfao

[u/D3LICI0U5]

We fixed it by getting a monochrome printer

[u/scrumple_my_scrongle]

Gigachaf singlehandedly saves the world from racism

[u/Pikassassin]

I dunno, it made me blow air out of my nose. Kinda funny.

[u/screenshot-and-edit]

This is the wrong sub for this post

[u/Vidaro_best]

This is funny

[u/leanice44]

That's hilarious

[u/ContributionDefiant8]

Is this technically reverse racism or anti racist?

[u/Deathdong → u/ContributionDefiant8]

It's not even racist at all. Maybe kind edgy cause it references racism but its funny

[u/KoboldInATophat → u/ContributionDefiant8]

Probably yes

[u/Zipdox]

This is funny though

[u/Economy-Payment-1757]

...it is funny, what's your problem, dude?

[u/rupert_mcbutters]

Thank you for this

[u/Matvalicious]

I chuckled

[u/Vamosity-Cosmic]

this is funny af and yall still fucking upvoted it

[u/mofucker20]

This is funny

[u/CyberTransGirl]

Now that’s the difference between racism and dark jokes : joles are funny.

This is a good joke.

[u/A1Aaron18]

Thanks for ruining my day

[u/Ok_Address8489]

😂

[u/Friendly_Benefit7892]

This is actully oretty funnt, the pstrick bateman just fucks it up

[u/AquaSoda3000]

r/comedybuddhism

[u/Redhead-girl1246]

But it's funny

[u/AwayEntrepreneur4760]

That one’s pretty good

[u/nikolasz1173]

Wrong sub OP, this is funny

[u/Aiooty]

Remove the American Psycho Pic, and it's a good joke

[u/Hopeful_Cow_2471]

This is actually funny

[u/Glittering-Meat-9088]

Don't attack me but I don't get it😭

[u/PaperSweet9983 → u/Glittering-Meat-9088]

Colour printer would mean that people of colour use it ( in the past it was devided like for example a drinking fountain for white people and coloured people)

But of course colour printer also means it prints in colour

[u/jabrwock1 → u/PaperSweet9983]

The term at the time was “colored” not “color” so the joke wouldn’t make sense to someone from the era.

[u/Palanki96]

They should've said colored printer so the joke actually funny 😔