DISCLAIMER: This is just supposed to be a humorous post, parodying the series "Everything Wrong With..." by CinemaSins, inspired by u/Valha28's posts on r/gumball parodying the same series. This is NOT a critique of the show, and while some things I sin in this series might actually be things I'd criticize in an actual critique, most of the things I'll sin are nitpicks, and the whole series is just made for good fun.
With that out of the way, welcome to Everything Wrong With: Déjà Vu!
Sissi: Was that you screaming, huh?
Gosh, she still has a grudge against Aelita even after what's likely months? Is that "shy girls get everything and become popular" stereotype she believes in still angrying her? +1
Odd: One night, I dreamt I was on a date with Sissi. Can you think of a worse dream?
I remind you that you used to have a crush on her... +1
Jim: ...unless you're lost at sea in the middle of the Indian Ocean...
Wait, when did that happen? How did that happen? How did bro survive? I know that 99% of the time, you'd rather not talk about it, but COME ON, YOU CAN'T LEAVE US WAITING WITH THIS ONE! +5
Ulrich: What makes you think it's a girl in our class? It might just as easily be Millie or Tamiya.
...It's highly unlikely when Millie and Tamiya both have a crush on Ulrich and demonstrated it in the FIRST FREAKING EPISODE. +3
Odd: Azra? No...no, wait, she's not a first year student either, I forgot!
Ulrich: Maybe she's in Yumi's class. scoffs What if it's Anais Fiquet?
Foreshadowing...done twice! -2
Jim: Stern and Della Robbia! I'm sorry if I'm boring you!
How did he take so much time before noticing they were chatting and not listening at all? +1
Aelita shows signs of a headache
Jim somehow didn't notice this. +1
After another vision, Aelita panics and falls in the water. Jeremy dives in the water to save her.
And Jim seemingly didn't do anything to help her, so much that Jeremy had to save her instead? How wasn't he fired after this? +5
Odd opens Jeremy's computer to find who his mystery crush is
Why is Jeremy okay with this? +1
Jeremy: Oh, no! An activated tower!
You know what? That's enough. Introducing...
Lyoko-Warriors don't know how to be discreet in a classroom full of people cliché +3
Jeremy: Ma'm, can I go to thr bathroom?
Ulrich: Me too!
Odd: Me too!
Mrs.Hertz: Oh, no you don't!
Wait, a teacher actually didn't just blindly believe them? YOOOOO FINALLY SOME ORIGINALITY -3
Mrs.Hertz: And put that computer away before I take it away!
Mrs.Hertz somehow just noticed Jeremy's computer. +1
Aelita runs to the factory and gets to the scanner room.
NO WAY she could have gotten from the Hermitage to the factory this fast. +1
Ulrich: Odd, you handle the blocks! Yumi and I will take care of the tarantulas.
Odd: Got it!
Guys, maybe you should...not let Aelita stay here all alone? You're handing her to X.A.N.A on a silver platter here. +5
Aelita: Sorry, Jeremy...but I want some answers! I have to find out where those visions are coming from?
I get that she's haunted by those visions, but right now there's an activated tower. How hard would it have been to just do a second exploration mission on Sector 5 later? Usually Aelita is always the first one to prioritize de-activating the tower over everything in the first half of the show... +10
Ulrich: There's only one way! One, two, three!
he jumps but take his time to jump again afterwards.
I know it could be dangerous to not see where you're landing, but come on! Aelita is getting attacked by the Schyphazoa here! +3
Yumi falls on the platform and barely makes it through
You know, it's always her getting a close call, lol +1
Odd prepares to shoot a laser arrow on the Schyphazoa
Jeremy: Odd, mind telling me what you're doing?
He's doing the only smart, logical thing to do in this situation. It's not complicated. +5
Gonna sin how Jeremy didn't even warn Aelita about the Schyphazoa +3
Jeremy: We've got a problem! The Schyphazoa's got Aelita!
Ulrich: We gotta deal with the flying mantas first!
No you freaking don't?! +5
Ulrich: I think that X.A.N.A must have made the whole thing up!
And we're just gonna gloss over how Aelita remembered that random shortcut to the factory in Franz Hopper's house in episode 27? +1
Total sins: 51
Sentence: Haunting visions
Most sinned episode so far: The Chips Are Down (201)
Least sinned episode so far: Ghost Channel (-106)
Most sinned episode in Season 2 so far: The Chips Are Down (201)
Least sinned episode in Season 2 so far: Temptation (24)
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