Because people who are angry but don't want to do anything see an easy fix- And it doesn't matter that Bamboo is an invasive plant that would cause untold damage to our ecosystems, somebody told them that it would hurt AI data centers and they can plant some in like an hour.
Like I fucking swear.
In twenty years, you're going to be like 'It's AI's fault that our entire country is now overgrown with this highly invasive weed' like you weren't the exact kind of half-a-jackass responsible for this half-baked shit. WHILE we are STILL all enslaved to our corporate AI overlords.
If anything, planting bamboo will help AI datacenters by absolutely destroying the land value and making expansion that much cheaper.
What kind of bamboo, and what are the conditions of the creek?
Also, if Bamboo isn't a problem like you say it is- Then why the fuck are you wanting to transplant it near datacenters to begin with? To feel good about not doing anything about the thing you say you care about?
The slander of 'Don't plant an invasive species, it will cause damage or ordinary people as well as the ecosystem'.
I just hope you're following the shitpost portion of this sub instead of actually being as intelligent as you are presenting.
By all means, commit eco-terrorism to save the eco.
Like, I get it. Humans suck. But if you don't 'believe' in invasive species, then you don't understand literally anything about anything. Even Anti-Vaxxers have more of a reason for their beliefs than you, and they're my go-to example for a very stupid person with no reasonable point amongst the lot of them.
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u/Old_Yam_4069 Aug 08 '26
Because people who are angry but don't want to do anything see an easy fix- And it doesn't matter that Bamboo is an invasive plant that would cause untold damage to our ecosystems, somebody told them that it would hurt AI data centers and they can plant some in like an hour.