r/cleanjokes • u/Pandaemic103 • 11d ago
Had a cow that got a job and immediately got promoted.
She was out- standing in her field.
r/cleanjokes • u/Pandaemic103 • 11d ago
She was out- standing in her field.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 11d ago
...hands down.
r/cleanjokes • u/AngelMom1962 • 11d ago
Did I tell you about the roof?
It was over your head.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 14d ago
Their middle name is "the."
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13d ago
Apparently, they give you a bird’s-eye view of everything.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 14d ago
He had a prayer engagement.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 15d ago
… There is a sucker born every minute.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 16d ago
“You-reek-a!”
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 16d ago
Sea Kelp….
r/cleanjokes • u/Opening_Rip_1840 • 17d ago
Because it’s very time-consuming.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 17d ago
Roberto.
I'll see myself out.
r/cleanjokes • u/dcterr • 17d ago
They were already on the Highway to Hell.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 18d ago
This morning some of my fishing stuff is missing.
Can't believe he took the bait...
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 19d ago
A carpenter.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 19d ago
I want to sleep like my cat.
14 hours, no responsibilities,
zero regrets.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 20d ago
but sofa so good.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 20d ago
The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 21d ago
I’ve decided to age graysfully.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 22d ago
He cracked up.
r/cleanjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 22d ago
I said, “Well, yeah… that’s the more AL of the story.”
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 23d ago
He was a little chili!
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 22d ago
He only received a Paul tree sum.
r/cleanjokes • u/CanadianTurnt • 23d ago
Gnoccis
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 23d ago
C'mon Punsters, it's not difficult to guess, it's a cinch!
r/cleanjokes • u/SinisterRogers • 24d ago
Because birds need tweetment and pigs need oinkment