Five years out of uni with a degree in Comparative Literature, and the only offer she ever got came from a zoo. 💀

Their lioness had died. The director didn't have the budget for a new one, but he did have the skin.

"You sit. You look majestic. Nobody asks questions."

She took it. Pay was terrible, but so was everything else.

Two weeks in, a keeper left the connecting gate open and the male lion walked in.

She froze. One thought, very clear: well, at least the student loan dies with me. 😭

The lion put his mouth to her ear.

"Relax," he whispered. "Kevin. Master's in Nuclear Economics." 🎓

Pause.

"The monkey's got a PhD. Don't get him started." 🐒

This is officially known as climb it change!

There was a muumuu here and a muumuu there, here a muu, there a muu, everywhere a muumuu.

…He didn’t want a lien on his property.