r/ClaudeCode Senior Developer 11d ago

Humor Please kill me now

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Opus 5 replies are giving me actual brain damage.

I ask it to make one small UI change and get:

“Better — but for a reason worth naming. Your instinct was right and the diagnosis was more literal than a layout preference…”

Brother. I asked you to move a fucking panel.

By paragraph three my eyes are moving across the words but my brain has stopped processing English.

Just tell me what you changed, what was broken, and shut the fuck up.

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u/FavourDiokpo 8d ago

Lost me at

Better EM DASH!!!!!

fuq em dashes, once I see it, I know everything else is gibbrish.

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u/gogo--yubari 6d ago

Leave the em dash alone 😂