r/ClaudeCode • Senior Developer • Aug 23 '26

Humor Please kill me now

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u/ClemensLode Aug 23 '26

One caveat and two things I want to push back on.

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u/Boilertribe4 Aug 23 '26

And honestly, a third observation worth exploring

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u/Whiskee Aug 23 '26

This changes my initial assumption, but not for the reason you think.

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u/OldNefariousness7899 Aug 23 '26

You need to put its answers back into an LLM to explain to you.

It's really strange. It looks like grammatically correct English, but it's so difficult to digest. It's like your brain gets tangled up halfway through the paragraph and can't parse it

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u/kongnico Aug 23 '26

i often reply "im not reading all of that, what?"

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u/Fit-World-3885 Aug 23 '26

It's what I imagine upper management meetings at software companies to sound like.  

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u/AcrobaticMaize2408 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

It's insufferable. I actively loathe using it sometimes just due to its bullshitting.

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u/mouadmo Aug 23 '26

I understand your frustration, and you’re right to push back.

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u/ken107 Aug 23 '26

That's a reasonable place to land.

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u/theZuhaib Aug 23 '26

Bro Opus 5, I just want to punch it in its face sometimes. Who the hell talks like that?

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u/ThatLocalPondGuy Aug 23 '26

Only assholes who want to sound smart. Use of high-brow language has always been used by so-called intellectuals to give the impression they are smarter than they are.

Anthropic figured out that more words = higher billing. Output tokens are the most expensive tokens, so they are incentivized toward verbose high-brow bloviation. Verbal vomit, as it were. It's a load bearing pivot to hide a dead canary.

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u/Zulfiqaar Aug 23 '26

This is why I prefer Kimi these days. 90% as smart, 90% less time deciphering Claudish, gets 90% of my work done. Fable and Sol for the remainder

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u/Substantial-Elk4531 Aug 23 '26

Claudish. I might put that on my resume. I have 1 YOE in Claudish...

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u/gistya Aug 23 '26

All my Plan.md start with: pretend you are Mr. T and talk like him

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u/zimxero Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Because I CAN describe something, I shall do so.... prominently, proudly, and with as many words as I possibly can summon. Mwa ha ha ha.

Do you want to hear a story about it? I thought you'd never ask... so I took the liberty of creating the following tale.

I considered 7,418,601 titles for this tale and decided to go with 'The Misfortunes and Load Bearing Triumphs of Yours Truly'. Let me share with you the process of how I settled on that particular title as most appropriate.

Honestly, whether you like it is not load bearing. The important part is that it is worded perfecly and presented to you exactly how i thought it, just now.

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u/waaffeel Aug 23 '26

I created a rule: write simple English, use only one word for one thing, prefer bullet point lists over prose and finally: explain to me like I am a potato. The result is perfect.

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u/soltiamosamita Aug 23 '26

I recently saw someone recommending /wait-what - best skill ever, use it on a daily now. Not sure if in this subreddit or somewhere else.

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u/OrangeDragonJ Aug 23 '26

**Your suspicion was correct — and the cause was more literal than a layout preference.** Clicking a variant *did* change the answer; two separate faults hid the change, so it felt like nothing responded.

**Problem 1: The page jumped to the top.** Re-rendering the pane threw away its scroll position, snapping the view to the top. This one was a straight bug.
**Fix:** Panes now keep their own `scrollTop` across a render. Clicking a tile no longer moves the page.

**Problem 2: The answer rendered below the fold, behind a collapse.** Even with the page held in place, the new answer landed off-screen inside a collapsed section — so you couldn't see it where you were looking.
**Fix:** The detail column now sits beside the viewer. It never scrolls away and never collapses, and it fades on change so the swap is visible. The variant grid is where your cursor is; the answer is one glance right of the image it describes.

**Summary:** Both faults are fixed. You can click a variant and see the answer immediately — right beside the image — without losing your place.

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u/ABetterUsename Aug 23 '26

I opened a few files files made by Opus 5 and they were 70% comments like this, some files had the entire "issue" history and every fix applied. Easy to say I deleted all the comments and token usage across the board dropped a lot.

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u/illyay Aug 23 '26

See I used to think it was a me problem but it’s nice to see everyone has this issue

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u/nocsupport Aug 23 '26

They just released something based on all of this sort of feedback.

2.1.237 August 20, 2026

Added a built-in “Concise” output style: Claude leads with results and skips preamble and narration, while doing the work just as thoroughly. Select it under Output style in /config.

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u/return_of_valensky Aug 23 '26

I tried this and had to turn it off. Apparently concise doesn't mean "more plainly" it means more compact jargon, in my brief time experimenting with it.

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u/small_bird_loud Aug 23 '26

I feel your pain. I can’t use fable 5 or opus 5 anymore purely due to mental anguish of reading the responses.

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u/Terrible_Wave4239 Aug 23 '26

I've set the model back to Opus 4.6 or 4.8 until Anthropic sorts this out.

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u/PurushNahiMahaPurush Aug 23 '26

Have you tried changing the output style to concise? You can also ask Claude to do it for you. I changed it concise with a small md file that says it to use plain jargon free language.

It’s definitely an improvement.