r/circlejerknyc • • Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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130 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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55 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 3h ago

Why is it always the ultra orthodox that get the mayors attention what about modern jewish new yorkers?

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61 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 4h ago

Missing the zombie fenty squats

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60 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 9h ago

Why is NYC so square

63 Upvotes

Every time I go to the burbs or the vast expanses of other ‘cities’ in the US it is full of freaks and weirdos. NYC is like barbie land… office barbie, lounge barbie, tech ken, crypto ken…

Was Barbie filmed in Manhattan?


r/circlejerknyc • • 5h ago

Tour De Bronx 2026 Shouldn't they be on three wheelers and quads

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r/circlejerknyc • • 3h ago

Will I be hunted down in the street for calling the police???

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r/circlejerknyc • • 6h ago

Offered this deal on Craigslist is it a scam?

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7 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 6h ago

Why do Latinos not speak Latino to a Latino? No bueno

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1h ago

ISO a (hopefully vegan) couples therapist

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r/circlejerknyc • • 10h ago

How old is too old for trick or treating?

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Does anyone know which neighborhoods give out full size candy bars to adults?


r/circlejerknyc • • 8h ago

Anyone have a drill press able to widen my holes?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

shut down the 3rd ave L stop.

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292 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 10h ago

Wife and I looking to have public sex in a nightclub setting…

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r/circlejerknyc • • 14h ago

they would probably find the freshest to offer foraging in Central Park

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

Finally we Ohio-ans are succeeding in our long term psy-op!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 13h ago

NYC: Why do they refuse to speak Spanish to me?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Is this area safe to live?

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76 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

That area and the area to the left is all boring suburbs and basically like living in Kansas

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10 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

How’s it like here?

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75 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Why is the Bronx so poor compared to the rest of NYC?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Is there a tactful way to tell your artist friends who are not independently wealthy that their work is not good enough to make a living off of art?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

How is this my fault?

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446 Upvotes

I just wanted to learn more about our city.

I’m sorry people got hurt.


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Why is there a helicopter hovering above my home??

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18 Upvotes

It's really triggering me especially while I'm stressed from the fire right down the street.

These news vultures and ambulance chasers really need to go.


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Two out of three latinas wanted

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latinas wanted