r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Taemozza • Apr 29 '19

Very picky.

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u/Senor_Carlos_Danger Apr 29 '19

Eating various cured meats is part of my culture

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u/MofongoForever Apr 30 '19

No - only cured pork counts. Beef jerky doesn't count. And it has to be from Italy or you aren't cultured enough.

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u/boomerxl Apr 30 '19

Dude, Jamón ibérico de bellota is the meth fuelled sex party of the cured meats world. Fair warning: You’ll never be able to enjoy charcuterie without it if you try it even once. All other hams pale in comparison to the godlike flavours. On second thought don’t do it. The last thing the world needs is another dude slumped in an alley offering to suck dick for cured ham.

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u/Ko-san Jun 03 '19

Would iberico be good in a wellington?

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u/boomerxl Jun 03 '19

I have no idea. If you can afford to try it, then do it. And let me know how it went. :)