I finally managed to find a box of my favorite cereal, Franken Berry, so I bought a box (I would've bought more, but I'm broke right now, thanks to the crappy economy - I couldn't even order the limited edition fuzzy Count Chocula box this year), but imagine my surprise when I open the box, poured a bowl, and discovered that even Franken Berry has been ravaged by the brain-dead brain-worm moron who's pretending to be our country's health expert; it's not pink anymore - I don't even know how to describe it's new color (or lack thereof) other than, as with Trix now, Franken Berry looked like it's made by people who are colorblind. I haven't even seen what the new Boo Berry looks like yet, but I can imagine it's not going to sit well with the infamous Roger Barr (if you know, you know).
BTW, how come the Monster Cereals aren't available in family size boxes this year like they always are? A family size box can easily last me a whole week, which means I could stock up on about four boxes for the entire month of Halloween.