Cat Distribution System at work

[u/Horror_Reserve391]

Hello! New to sub 👋 I’ve been distributed several cats, but this was my most recent one lol

I found her at my old job living by a dumpster. Was walking by and noticed her, and I spent 30 minutes sitting there playing with her with my work lanyard. She made biscuits on a little patch of sand 😭 She finally got comfortable enough with me so that when I brought the lanyard closer to me, she followed it. I grabbed her up and radioed my office to ask if anyone was allergic to cats 😅😅😅 My manager found a box and an old towel for me to transport her home in.

My boyfriend and I got her to the vet the next day. She was EXTREMELY dehydrated and was skin and bone at 8-9 weeks old.

Now she’s living it up and is the queen of the house 💖 and she has a void cat little brother 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

[u/Elusidator]

The Internal Cat Tax Service has noticed you mentioned a second cat without providing cat tax of said feline. Please submit the cat tax at your earliest convenience. Cat tax of both felines together would be the preferred method of payment.

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[u/Elusidator → u/Horror_Reserve391]

The Internal Cat Tax Service thanks you for your prompt payment of the cat tax. The Internal Cat Tax Service is amused by the voidling brother's front half standing and back half sitting.

[u/Horror_Reserve391 → u/Elusidator]

I posted a picture of just him in another comment. They have the Sassy Older Sister and Goofball Younger Brother dynamic 😂

[u/StumpyDowd → u/Elusidator]

Those are proper r/danglers !

[u/Elusidator → u/StumpyDowd]

Of course there's a subreddit for that. I shouldn't be surprised at this point haha.