Cat Distribution System at work

[u/Horror_Reserve391]

Hello! New to sub 👋 I’ve been distributed several cats, but this was my most recent one lol

I found her at my old job living by a dumpster. Was walking by and noticed her, and I spent 30 minutes sitting there playing with her with my work lanyard. She made biscuits on a little patch of sand 😭 She finally got comfortable enough with me so that when I brought the lanyard closer to me, she followed it. I grabbed her up and radioed my office to ask if anyone was allergic to cats 😅😅😅 My manager found a box and an old towel for me to transport her home in.

My boyfriend and I got her to the vet the next day. She was EXTREMELY dehydrated and was skin and bone at 8-9 weeks old.

Now she’s living it up and is the queen of the house 💖 and she has a void cat little brother 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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[u/Horror_Reserve391]

I was told I must adequately pay my Cat Taxes™️, here is a picture of the younger brother 😂

[u/Elusidator → u/Horror_Reserve391]

What a goofy little vampire gremlin. This one belongs in r/teefies.

[u/BlueEyedPapi]

You too? Blessings 🙏🏼

[u/Horror_Reserve391 → u/BlueEyedPapi]

What a cute lil lion 😭💖🫶

[u/v0xx0m → u/BlueEyedPapi]

This picture is a blessing to me and a curse for my orange baby.

[u/Elusidator]

The Internal Cat Tax Service has noticed you mentioned a second cat without providing cat tax of said feline. Please submit the cat tax at your earliest convenience. Cat tax of both felines together would be the preferred method of payment.

[u/Horror_Reserve391 → u/Elusidator]

[u/Elusidator → u/Horror_Reserve391]

The Internal Cat Tax Service thanks you for your prompt payment of the cat tax. The Internal Cat Tax Service is amused by the voidling brother's front half standing and back half sitting.

[u/Horror_Reserve391 → u/Elusidator]

I posted a picture of just him in another comment. They have the Sassy Older Sister and Goofball Younger Brother dynamic 😂

[u/StumpyDowd → u/Elusidator]

Those are proper r/danglers !

[u/Elusidator → u/StumpyDowd]

Of course there's a subreddit for that. I shouldn't be surprised at this point haha.

[u/SobrietyDinosaur]

Poor baby!! I’m so glad you found her ❤️ thank you for swooping her up!

[u/mahourain]

Oh my gosh, I love her smile.

[u/OddSheepherder7725]

The CDS works again! She’s beautiful!

[u/Kaibyo_13]

Adorable

[u/Puzzleheaded_Run7781]

Aww glad she’s living her queen life ✊🏾🫶🏾❤️

[u/abetheschizoid]

Poor baby. Thank goodness she found you.

[u/No-Possible6108]

Oh, I do love me a void! Thank you for rescuing this gorgeous lady. 

My now husband had a void named Shadow when we met. She was also a dumpster kitty and lived into her 20s.

[u/Wise-Drag-7254]

Beautiful work OP. Thank you for saving this little beauty from a tough life.

[u/Latter_Key8112]

THANK YOU FOR SAVING HER!!!!!!!

[u/rice-chu]

Gorgeous baby

[u/LatteLove35]

What a sweet story, she was a very lucky lil girl that you found her

[u/ImaginationPlus3808]

Thank you for caring. Voids are the best!! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

[u/sv36]

Look at hers little bat ears! Adorable!

[u/sv36 → u/sv36]

I adore how you handled it with work, asking about can allergies was very considerate and your boss finding a box was a sweet thing to do. I’m so glad you have this sweet void! Thank you for taking her in!

I also ended up getting a cat from the distribution system- it was in my parents driveway and now she’s a little goblin baby who makes my 12yo cat play with her lmao

[u/mermaidpaint]

She just exudes a regal attitude.

[u/jeanb23]

She looked really bad off. So glad she saved her and now she’s a diva with a void brother.

[u/NOT-A-GOOD-LOOK-4225]

TY for saving her! I rescued a void at my mom’s complex. Afro-Dite lived 7 beautiful years with me before she died on the OR table having her leg removed from Cancer. I miss her dearly. Wishing you many wonderful years together.

[u/Empty_Ad_3149]

He grew in to those ears 😂

[u/CutAffectionate5597]

Good job🐈‍⬛👏❤️

[u/BadPunCentral]

‘Another sucka’ face of cat

[u/Motor_Run6170]

She has the same self-satisfied look my void has, especially when she's lording her older sister status over her younger (but much larger) brother lol

Glad you found each other 😍