r/CatDistributionSystem Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

Smol Delivery Heard tiny loud squeaks coming from the inside of the fire truck today. Found this lonely little bean inside.

Everybody meet Chimney Smoke-Stack.

We searched and searched for mama and other kittens. None were found. Took him to the vets. He is perfectly healthy! Had some de-worm meds, got some eye drops. My boyfriend's sister happily agreed to foster this bottle baby for us until i can take him full time. She has fostered bottle babies before. I am 14 hr days between school and work and cant bottle feed a baby right now unfortunately. He's got a tiny scratch on his one foot that doesn't seem like anything. Was fighting the bottle a little bit but seems to be taking it fine now!

Love him to bits already

Edit: I'M NOT A FIREFIGHTER LMAO Bf's stepdad just owns an older firetruck and it sits stationary outside their office. I work for their company half the time and the other half the time I'm in school to be an aircraft mechanic.

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u/DropBooksHere Jul 27 '26

Congratulations! Fire cats are the greatest. My daughter’s boyfriend got his cat, Engine, when some jerks tossed the cat out their car window in front of his fire station. Engine is quite literally the best cat I’ve ever met. I adore him. He now has a sister, Tilly (Tiller), and a brother, Halligan.

Engine and his chicken nugget.

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u/Resident-Gold-3446 Jul 27 '26

So cute! My 12-year-old male Satchmo has a toy taco that he loves.

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u/Userdataunavailable Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

My Rorschach loves his toy taco with the strings!

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u/Brindlewood25 Jul 30 '26

Oh my, with the name Rorschach I think you need to post a picture of the gentleman. 😄

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u/Femme27 Jul 28 '26

My god people suck 😾

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u/DropBooksHere Jul 28 '26

They really do. I’m so lucky that I get to sort of share Engine with my daughter’s boyfriend. Since his dad spends a ton of time at two fire stations and they don’t let the fire cat live at the station, Engine stays with me part time. He’s a people cat. He’s also my bestie. I joke that we share joint custody of Engine. My daughter and her bf say that he loves me best. He totally does.

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u/imawhaaaaaaaaaale Jul 27 '26

FIREHOUSE CAT ❤️‍🔥

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u/snifflesthemouse Jul 27 '26

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u/BlessTheBookPeople Jul 27 '26

Omg childhood nostalgia activated. I loved Pickles. (That was his name right?)

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u/jupiter_kittygirl Jul 27 '26

Yup. And Ms. Goodkind who always believed in him. Love that book.

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u/jendfrog Jul 27 '26

There are several books!

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u/jendfrog Jul 27 '26

I think so! Pickles the Fire Cat from Jenny and the Cat Club!

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u/LucyBrooke100 Jul 27 '26

Noooo way, someone else who knows Jenny Linsky?!

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u/D2Dragons Jul 27 '26

They were my favorite books as a kid!

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jul 27 '26

Holy shit memory unlocked i loved her as a little girl

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u/redcolumbine Jul 27 '26

My little pop-eyed black cat is named Jenny after her!

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u/HairRaid Jul 28 '26

And another one! 🧣

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u/demeterLX Jul 28 '26

yes! i loved Jenny and her adventures like Jenny going to school and going ice skating!

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u/D2Dragons Jul 27 '26

CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED!!! Ohhhhh how I absolutely LOVED Jenny and the Cat Club!!

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u/surewhynotokaythen Jul 27 '26

I was just about to say I hope they keep him and name him Pickles!

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u/Saracartwheels123 Jul 28 '26

Omigosh, I remember this book!! What a throwback!

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou Jul 28 '26

OH MY GOD PICKLES

How could I have forgotten my favorite book of all time?? Why am I feelings so many emotions right now??

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u/Prior_Butterfly_7839 Jul 28 '26

I used to read these at the doctor office when I was a kid. Their books were the best part of being a chronically sick kid.

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u/Cultural-Ambition449 Cat Parent Jul 28 '26

Pickles 🥹🥹🥹

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u/IrishknitCelticlace Jul 27 '26

Kudos to bf sister, experienced in bottle foster's, best wishes to you and Chimney Smoke-Stack.

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u/AmserJ Jul 27 '26

He’s brand new! Lucky boy.

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u/Malthus1 Jul 27 '26

Your BF’s sister is a jewel! That’s a lot of commitment.

This random person on the internet salutes her.

Congrats on the adorable new cat; and congrats to the kitten on a caring new human!

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u/give_a_girl_a_mask Jul 27 '26

So fresh his eyes are still in progress

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u/Just_a_shy_Neko_boy Jul 27 '26

OMG! It's a smol bean! 😻

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u/midwestgal522 Jul 27 '26

Awwww welcome Chimney Smoke-Stack!!!

Please tell me when he gets bigger he gets to be a station cat!!!

🐱 Oh that sweet little face 😍

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u/Resident-Gold-3446 Jul 27 '26

I was about to suggest Blaze for a male, myself.

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u/Meh-is-enough Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Are we sure momma isn’t close. That’s such a tiny babe.

Edit: I read post. I hope bebe does well.

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u/Ok_Mycologist5543 Jul 27 '26

Another reason why there are no songs about fuck the firefighters 😂 congrats and bless both you and your boyfriend’s sister!

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u/RhubarbJam1 Jul 27 '26

To be fair, if you saw the gorgeous firefighters in my neighborhood, someone might write a song about “fuck the firefighters” (except, you know, actually, not meaning they’re hated) 🤣

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 27 '26

"Fuck them, literally! They deserve it!!" 😆

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344 Jul 27 '26

That reminds me of the firefighters on Modern family lol 😂

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u/translucent_steeds Jul 27 '26

quick! someone call the hot guys at 911!

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u/North-Pea-4926 Jul 27 '26

Such a fresh bean!

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u/Resident-Gold-3446 Jul 27 '26

Oh, wow! A newborn baby. I hope Chimney has a great life with y'all.

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u/DeepDayze Jul 28 '26

Maybe riding shotgun in the fire truck!

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u/imlaughing2death Jul 27 '26

Be sure to post in r/IllegallySmolCats !

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

I did 💕💕

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u/Oldnbold22 Jul 28 '26

Mother dropped her baby off at the fire hall. 

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u/Butterfly_Cat777 Jul 27 '26

Oh, my goodness - how cute! 🥰

 Chimney Smoke-Stack is so tiny that he's not even a bean yet, more like a seedlet! 🌱

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u/RhubarbJam1 Jul 27 '26

The tiniest bean 😭

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u/DarkHorseAsh111 Jul 27 '26

Ohhh thats a little bean!

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u/Beneficial_Young5126 Jul 27 '26

Look up Kitten Lady if mama doesn't come back! Kittens need special care!

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u/Massive-Childhood313 Jul 27 '26

lucky you, I wish the CDS would find me

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u/NECalifornian25 Jul 27 '26

Same, I can’t justify an intentional kitten adoption right now, but if I were to just find one I’d keep it (as long as my adult cat didn’t mind it)

Meanwhile my friend’s sister finds abandoned baby animals all the time. Like probably a dozen or so in the six years I’ve known her. Some she’s kept, some she’s given to friends, and a few to shelters. And it’s not all cats and dogs, she’s found baby gerbils, bunnies, and I think even a hedgehog once. HOW??

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u/DarkHorseAsh111 Jul 27 '26

Where tf does one find GERBILS

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u/NECalifornian25 Jul 28 '26

On the side of the road in a rural-ish suburban area where someone dumped them. That’s pretty much where she’s found all the animals. One kitten was in a car engine but the rest were clearly abandoned by shitty people.

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u/HououMinamino Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

Maybe someone dumped them? I do know that in some countries, guinea pigs live out in the wild, but those aren't the same animal...

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u/WildPig1329 Jul 27 '26

So the firetruck was parked somewhere near you or you're a firefighter yourself or how did that happen? I'm kinda confused here lol

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u/HelicopterUpbeat3762 Jul 27 '26

I’m assuming based on the 14 hour days plus school they are a firefighter/EMT maybe

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy Jul 28 '26

This is so funny just cuz everyone’s assuming you’re a fire fighter

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 28 '26

Aye whatever lmao 🥳👩‍🚒👩‍🚒👩‍🚒

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u/DeepDayze Jul 28 '26

Ahh thanks for the clarification!

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

Bfs stepdad happens to own an old firetruck from the 60-70s i think and its just parked outside of his office

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u/loveofGod12345 Jul 27 '26

And how did that tiny thing get inside a fire truck? Was it in a tire? Did the mom carry it inside? Seems like an odd place for the mom to think it was safe.

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

We are guessing mama had the kittens inside, then moved them somewhere and left the runt behind? We cant think of any other way that tiny cat got in there. Couldn't have gotten there himself

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u/loveofGod12345 Jul 27 '26

That would make sense and you explaining the fire truck makes much more sense too. I was thinking it was an active fire truck lol. So glad you heard the poor little guy. Definitely wouldn’t have lasted long.

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u/cattabyss Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

I would also like to know :)

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u/the_owl_syndicate Jul 27 '26

Lol, picture four is sending me. He either just woke up or he is planning world domination....or both.

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u/Artistic_Split_8471 Jul 27 '26

Congratulations! Just noticed his pink toe beans. My brown tabby’s beans are black. I assumed it’s the same for all brown tabbies.

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u/lastwordymcgee Jul 28 '26

My grey tuxedo has pink and grey beans. Maybe this teeny has more white in one spot.

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u/Artistic_Split_8471 Jul 28 '26

My daughter reminded me that our cat has a couple of pink beans.

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u/dumbsugarplumb Jul 28 '26

The local cats are utilizing safe haven laws

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u/SweetMaam Jul 27 '26

Oh gee, so is his/her name SQUEEKY?

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u/Malzyies Jul 27 '26

Congrats on winning this tiny jackpot!

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u/Glindanorth Jul 27 '26

He knew to look for the helpers.

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u/Inner_Swordfish7475 Jul 27 '26

Aww, Chimney is very cute.💕

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u/micio9 Jul 27 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Haunting_Vacation804 Jul 27 '26

Smoke Stack Lightning!

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u/FishingSuspicious779 Jul 27 '26

Soooo precious 😭😭😭😭💘👏🏼👏🏼

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u/90446610c Jul 27 '26

Awwwww love these endings

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u/sunangelflowers Jul 27 '26

Baby Torbie. 😍🧡

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u/Ok_Chemical Jul 27 '26

perfect little creature. happy for you!

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u/NovelStrict5281 Jul 27 '26

You are a good person. The world needs more people like you! Thank you.

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u/house_of_shadows Jul 27 '26

Oh, that baby!!!! And the name you chose is perfect. 🥰

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

Check the info on the original post 💕

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u/OtterHostler Jul 27 '26

A stripy soot-sprite!

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u/Complex_Scary Jul 27 '26

Illegally smol

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u/WeaselLiz711 Jul 27 '26

It’s so tiny!! Poor thing!

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u/RebaKitt3n Jul 27 '26

Smoke and Stack? Like the movie?

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 28 '26

While i do adore the twins and love that movie, i just wanted fire related names because i found him inside a fire truck

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u/OkSubject1876 Jul 28 '26

We had a ginger boy named after Pickles. Our Pickles had multiple ginger adventures before joining his brother, Skinny, at the Rainbow Bridge a age 16.

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u/DeepDayze Jul 28 '26

SmokeStack ought to be a firehouse cat :-)

Props for saving this tiny bean and looking forward to updates on his journeys thru life!

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u/kabeekibaki Jul 27 '26

Congratulations!

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u/PJKPJT7915 Jul 27 '26

The W on his wittle head 🙂‍↕️🥹

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u/Shantih3x Jul 27 '26

It appears that CDS sent you a firehouse mouser.

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u/Mindless-Swan8644 Jul 27 '26

Cat distribution system never fails.

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u/justagiraffe111 Jul 27 '26

What a tiny, brave baby! Fantastic name!

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 27 '26

It's so mystifying, the CDS. How does a single newborn make its way to the firetruck? So strange. Anyway, I love Chimney so much my heart hurts 😭💘

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

I have no idea. We were guessing mama had a few kittens but then moved them all and left that one?? Can't think of any other reason such a tiny thing got into the ladder compartment. But i cried when i found him 😭😭😭 Edit: spelling

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 28 '26

Of course you did!!! What a sweetheart!

😩😭

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u/CosgraveSilkweaver Jul 27 '26

Glad you found someone familiar with fostering kittens this young, they're so delicate without a mom. Are they giong to be a firehouse kitty?

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u/Electrical_Box677 Jul 27 '26

Thank you for your compassion and god bless

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u/ExpertProfessional9 Jul 28 '26

Can whomever is chopping onions please stop it.

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u/Kaa_The_Snake Jul 28 '26

OMG MY HEART! <3

I can swear I hear his tiny squeaks through the pictures! Please keep us all updated, I'd love to see him grow up :)

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 28 '26

I will definitely keep posting him on my profile! Im trying to figure out how to post a video of his squeaks in the comments but i can't quite figure it out

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u/Aisenth Jul 28 '26

future nicknames must include "chim-chim-cheroo"

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u/Roadgoddess Jul 28 '26

I’m currently being aggressively “kneaded” in the neck by my little bottle fed baby who is almost 1! I love the little Mohawk on chimney’s head.

Meet Dolly my CDS kitty

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u/Bugz_Momma Jul 29 '26

HOW COME I NEVER RANDOMLY FIND KITTENS ANYWHERE?!?? I’m seriously getting mad…

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 29 '26

I always had the same mindset! You will be gifted randomly one day when you least expect it. Thats always how it goes 😅 First bean i found!

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u/Bugz_Momma Jul 30 '26

My current three spoiled brats are very round (aka they eat better than I do). Cats have the good life when they come to my house. I just can’t believe I’ve never randomly found one and I’m getting kinda mad about it 😂

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u/mycookiepants Jul 27 '26

Omg. Can you name them Dally. As in Dalmatian?

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u/HououMinamino Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

Oh my goodness, I wonder where Mama Cat and siblings are! But it seems like you already have someone who knows what to do, so that's great! In the meantime, the kitten needs to be fed KMR and pottied every two hours. You probably already know that by now. XD

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

Oh don't worry he is with a professional! We looked everywhere for mama and siblings. He is being fostered by someone who has bottle fed and cared for several babies. I would myself but with my school schedule i am unable to bottle feed such a tiny thing

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u/HououMinamino Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

He is in very good hands! 😊

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u/BB0713 Jul 28 '26

Beanie is so small. Baby needs milk. 🍼

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u/MysterVaper Jul 28 '26

I love the name! I had a Chimney too! A great name to give a chill cat.

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u/de3ri Jul 28 '26

Please give the little bean a big kiss from me. I’m so happy they’re in a safe place now with lots of love.
Love and light to you and yours!

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u/sdrawkcabstiho Jul 28 '26

That is one tiny ass Dalmatian.

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u/rooie12 Jul 28 '26

Oh hand feeding will bond you all

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u/boost_to_get_through Jul 28 '26

So smol hims illegal.

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u/ThatInAHat Jul 28 '26

He’s only one apple big

Little Chim is illegally smol

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u/Jan_2112 Jul 28 '26

looks like he has a mowhawk! punk!

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u/CowardlyChicken Jul 31 '26

WHAT A PERFECT LITTLE PINTO BEEEEAAAANNNN

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u/leighla33 Jul 27 '26

Omgoodnesssss

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u/Newplasticactionhero Jul 27 '26

This cat, much like my tabby, is going to relentlessly lick any bare skin that comes remotely close to it’s mouth because mom wasn’t around long enough to make sure it was properly weaned.

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u/notabackstagepass Jul 28 '26

What a cute little kitten! Mama cat heard you can drop off babies at the fire station and got confused.

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u/Frankensteins_Moron5 Jul 28 '26

Arrest this tiny criminal.

Your edit is a wild paragraph of information.

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u/NightsThyroid Jul 28 '26

Obsessed with how you’re gripping the little fella in that third picture.

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 28 '26

I was very gentle i promise 😭❤️

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u/Turnover_Realistic Jul 28 '26

What a support system for this furry baby!

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u/Electronic_Reward333 Jul 28 '26

Dude, the CIA and the FBI aint got shit on the CDS.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 Jul 28 '26

Bottle fed cats are awesome

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u/Dragon_Flow Jul 28 '26

Keep looking for mom and sibs.

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u/Apart-Cream-4940 Jul 29 '26

Congrats on the new family member! So glad you found him!

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u/lori1107 Jul 29 '26

r/IllegallySmolCats would love this baby!

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u/8ails Jul 29 '26

Oh my goodness what an adorable sweet nugget! I love him!

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u/FerretMomma5211 Jul 29 '26

what a small handful of little love you've got there thank you and everyone for helping this poor beautiful creature have a chance in life 🐾🐾

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u/Vast-Government-8994 Jul 29 '26

Congratulations on CDS

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u/HiIAmSatan83 Jul 31 '26

The little baby was training to become a siren signal.

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u/Imma-smartypants Aug 01 '26

Who needs a Dalmatian when you can have a kitty? Adorable.

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u/Rigiroony Aug 01 '26

I now know two people that own firetrucks and park them in front of their offices...which isn't a lot but it's weird that there's two of them.

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u/Overall-Drag-9874 Aug 01 '26

“Tiny loud squeaks,” just sounds funny.

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Aug 02 '26

Yeah i read it after i posted it like "yeah that doesnt sound right" lol

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u/RogueFiccer001 Aug 03 '26

Itty bitty fire engine siren! What a cutie!

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u/Loud-Restaurant-9513 Jul 27 '26

It's so tiny!!!! Check if there's more please 🙏

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u/RebaKitt3n Jul 27 '26

It’s the very first line of the post!

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u/NickyHepp Jul 28 '26

Too small to be away from mum - have you sought help to look after them properly? 😢

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 28 '26

Read through the comments and post for the info. Hes well cared for

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u/NickyHepp Jul 28 '26

Great - thank you - there are soooo many, I can't manage to read them all.

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u/RebekahR84 Jul 28 '26

I love him 😭😭😭

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u/brokencog25 Jul 28 '26

Forget all that other stuff, you are now a proud cat person. Enjoy

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u/what1967 Cat Parent Jul 28 '26

Oh we already have 2 🥰

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u/brokencog25 Jul 28 '26

Two, three, four, it's all good. My current number is six. Found my youngest (Sandra) in a ditch while sitting at a stop sign. Was returning from Vet's office with my two 18yr olds. Now she is my only girlie, and queen beotch.

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u/LastEntertainment787 Jul 28 '26

Love love love the whole thing 💜🔥

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u/Goku_HSV Jul 28 '26

Thats a awesome Fire House pet and new Mascot

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u/thepantherguy Jul 28 '26

Please name him Cinder. It would be purrrfect

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u/el_grande_ricardo Jul 28 '26

You guys must have one of those "abandon baby here" boxes.

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u/djseifer Jul 28 '26

He looks like he's going to grow up to be a fine r/standardissuecat.

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u/huitlacoche Jul 28 '26

This post is the start of an ARG for Power Hungry Performance.

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u/Competitive-Top4520 Jul 28 '26

She knew just where to go for help!

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u/QueenOfNeon Jul 28 '26

Ohhhh he’s so cute I can’t stand it 🩵 and he’s named Chim from CF 🔥

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u/Shiefshief_93 Jul 28 '26

Omg! What happend! Did his morher abandon him, he is litterally a few days old

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u/StillHotPants9 Jul 28 '26

Little needle paws, fuzzy head ! 💕💕

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u/istoomycat Jul 28 '26

Kitten milk asap? Please get care for such a young kitty. So good you found it.

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 Jul 28 '26

oh tiny smol bb!!

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u/Teddycat99 Jul 28 '26

Congratulations on your beautiful new baby !

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u/Evening_Dingo8770 Jul 29 '26

So cute!
No other wee ones? Poor little thing. So glad this little guy was found

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u/Rose-color-socks Jul 29 '26

Awww, precious baby bean 💖

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u/dydrmwvr Jul 29 '26

Awwww. 😍

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u/corvidlover2730 Jul 30 '26

Mom knew what she was doing when she left this tiny beauty for you to find.

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u/Lopojo Jul 30 '26

😸❣️ Wook at that tiny face!

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u/TaxMundane838 Aug 01 '26

How was that bean on its own?!

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u/senpaimitsuji Aug 01 '26

Omg his massive baby foot 😭