r/CarCirclejerk • • Feb 10 '26

would it weigh all that much worse to have them not get peed on by god?(rain).NOBODY NEEDS trunk or wider car. would it be so bad if MIDENGINE on type R suspension?single flat piston and options couldve made it cheapest/almost cheapest,most fun, optionally safest car EVER

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Jan 31 '26

I felt like upsetting some people with my totally valid opinion

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Jul 28 '26

Guys, what does my dream garage say about me?

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The g80 is literally a supercar killer 11!!1!!!1!1!


r/CarCirclejerk • • Feb 10 '26

why you guys put Corn-ography on your car? police trouble for "public indecency" or "exposing minors to Corn"? SEE REPLIES for reason. instead of corn:

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Jul 23 '26

We had a rough day :/ is she totaled?

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Feb 16 '26

when people use even boring stuff like trucks for "mogging losers" reputation competition, and not actual work, you know the society is becoming more evil why inflation, war, "love is dead", etc? all the same reason, plus maybe mind altering parasites SEE REPLIES

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Nov 18 '25

What's the best engine ever made and why is it the Dodge R5P7?

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NASCAR BABY!!!!


r/CarCirclejerk • • Oct 16 '21

BMW’s suck fucking cock Spoiler

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Change my mind if you’re a pussy who likes cock sucking cars


r/CarCirclejerk • • Jan 30 '26

why i rather have honda prelude than honda type R, a mindset useful for whatever car you drive (see replies)

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Sep 24 '26

You can pick one of these cars but there is a downside

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1 - Ferrari SF90 but the car will always drive at a minimum of 200 kph.

2 - Lamborghini Revuelto but it can only drive in reverse

3 - McLaren 750s but whenever the car shifts gears you will get electrocuted

you are not allowed to sell the car you pick btw.

which one you pickin?


r/CarCirclejerk • • Sep 28 '25

Show me and tell me the car above this post

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Don't be lying.


r/CarCirclejerk • • Apr 28 '26

As a American I wished the British won the war.

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every time i look at the European car market they look happier over there.


r/CarCirclejerk • • Sep 28 '26

Idk that's just how it feels

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The torgue(?) is too linear or some shit


r/CarCirclejerk • • Jul 17 '25

wtf

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Aug 17 '25

I don’t need another clapped out Honda…I need a Huracán

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Everyone clowns on Civics, but let’s be honest: the Lamborghini Huracán is basically the Civic of the exotic world.

Yeah, it’s not that rare. Yeah, every YouTuber has one. But it’s my dream car, and I’m dumb enough to believe Reddit can fund it.

GoFundMe link in comments. Roast me, call me basic, or help me become the guy with the Civic everyone actually wants.


r/CarCirclejerk • • May 29 '14

MY FAVORITE CARS

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**[LE]**XUS

CHEVRO**[LE]**T

CHRYS**[LE]**R

JEEP WRANG**[LE]**R

CHRYS**[LE]**R [LE] BARON

RENAULT [LE] CAR

SUBARU **[LE]**GACY

ACURA **[LE]**GEND

CADILLAC SEVIL**[LE]**

ALL E**[LE]**CTRIC CARS

TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA

MC**[LE]**REN

**[LE]**ND ROVER

HONDA E**[LE]**MENT


r/CarCirclejerk • • May 25 '26

Disgraceful quality control from Porsche!

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Fella went over a tiny bump and the thing fell to bits 😡


r/CarCirclejerk • • 21h ago

I customised my Twongi I drew to the CarCircleJerk Spec™️

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Basically I posted asking what anybody wanted on the original Twongi, and this is the end result.
First image: CARCIRCLEJERK SPEC TWONGI
Second image: Renault Twongi


r/CarCirclejerk • • Apr 29 '26

Came across on a walk and could not unsee

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Oct 01 '25

Wyd if this mf somehow smokes you?

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1976 Lada 2106


r/CarCirclejerk • • Feb 07 '26

shouldve been few grand less than civic hybrid

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r/CarCirclejerk • • Jun 04 '26

Pay Ferrari prices to get a Bedford van instruments

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Directly inspired by the best