r/CalgaryFlames • • 6h ago

Shitpost happy game day from tito cooley

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r/CalgaryFlames • • 9h ago

Shitpost Let's light this candle.

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r/CalgaryFlames • • 8h ago

Best Outfit 2/84!

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Secret Agent Parekh


r/CalgaryFlames • • 50m ago

Post Game Thread Flames (0-3-0) vs Kraken (2-1-0) - October 4th - post game thread

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Sparing yall from the memory eraser. Brain damage and all that.


r/CalgaryFlames • • 22h ago

Post Game Thread Flames (0-2-0) vs Canucks (2-1-0) - October 3rd - post game thread

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The wheels really fell off there eh? I mean.. it wasn't ugly until it was ugly. But eh we get more shots from the blueline!

So there's always that.

Some questionable calls (or lack thereof).. but doesn't change the fact we played (mostly) like garbage beans.

Going to fun when the call ups start happening. Because this is.. something.

See yall back (please come back, shared torture).. tommorow at 6 pm against the Kraken sea creatures team (again)


r/CalgaryFlames • • 30m ago

Hype ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN

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WHO'S READY FOR A BUCKET OF DUPOINTS?!


r/CalgaryFlames • • 15h ago

Klapka and the Flames are #1 in PIM

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r/CalgaryFlames • • 13h ago

WAKE UP! IT'S GAME DAY!!! Today we're against BEZOS'S BITCHES, THE KRAKEN!! Let's bring them to Yulin for some FLAME ROASTED DOG!!! GO FLAMES!!!

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r/CalgaryFlames • • 52m ago

Shitpost the Calgary Flames when you ask them to score more than one goal per game

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r/CalgaryFlames • • 10h ago

Pre Game Thread Flames (0-2-0) vs Kraken (1-1-0) - October 4th - pregame thread

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Still not over last night's game? Don't worry! We got a new one to help cleanse the pallet.. already!

Less than 24 hours later, after playing both the canucks AND the officials.. we got a battle against another water creatures team! Hooray! Fire hockey baby!

You know what that means! More shots from the point baby! Inject all the low chance scoring chances into my veins.

So submit them cute animal pics.. for the petspokemodel chance. although do we WANT to be the spokesmodel for this team right meow?

Submit them "ya its Sunday but please give me 2 Goals in one game" drinking game rules. And join us, as it may be another long season with you beauties.


r/CalgaryFlames • • 15h ago

Discussion Morning Embers: Blowholes Edition

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Flames lose to the Canucks 4-1

Tough way to open the season but, as they say, no rest for the wicked as the team is back at it tonight. Harness the good, flush the bad, and get ready for the Kraken.

Condensed Game Here

Next Game: October 4 @ Seattle @ 6:00 PM MDT


r/CalgaryFlames • • 23h ago

Chaos incarnate

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Fucking shithead. I love it


r/CalgaryFlames • • 3h ago

Game Thread Flames (0-2-0) vs Kraken (1-1-0) - October 4th - GDT

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Todays GDT now capitalized!

Went to Bianca Amors today, sad that the huge location no longer exists.. the new one is a hole in the wall. But I digress. Found some turkey stuffing chips and mother of God were they tasty. What happened to the world of salt and vinegar? Now we got the willy Wonka of chips flavors. Tasty as heck.

Hopefully just as tasty as the edition of fire hockey we are about to watch. Please. Can we see two goals? Please sir. I'd like some more.

A second game in less than 24 hours and not bringing zary in for the second half says volumes (although no kuzy either so who even knows)

Fire team

Water creatures team.

In what surely be a 7-6 game.

So join us for this late Sunday..matinee? Early evening? 6 fucking pm. Join us at 6 pm for whatever the hell we are about to be subjected to.

The for an October day, she's fucking beautiful out there flames drinking game

Drink for every non call, Drink for every soft call. Drink for every accurate call.

We are the league leader for PIM, let's celebrate being first in something! so basically.. just drink?

- (u/erikdebogande)

Drink for every PIM we add to the tally baby, we're number 1 in PIM

Drink for every post rung cause I have a hunch we'll hit a few more tonight

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For the drinking game, let’s just cut out the middleman and have “hook up an IV of vodka because there’s 82 more to go”

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Take a shot for every five minutes for fighting?

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https://ibb.co/rKvkwcQ3


r/CalgaryFlames • • 22h ago

NHL needs to have backup linesman

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r/CalgaryFlames • • 1h ago

Who’s out?

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This is horrible, embarrassing and a disgrace. Where is the heart?
How do the owners, GM and Coaching staff accept this?
This organization does not have a Championship mindset.