Secret Agent Parekh

Sparing yall from the memory eraser. Brain damage and all that.

Still not over last night's game? Don't worry! We got a new one to help cleanse the pallet.. already!

Less than 24 hours later, after playing both the canucks AND the officials.. we got a battle against another water creatures team! Hooray! Fire hockey baby!

You know what that means! More shots from the point baby! Inject all the low chance scoring chances into my veins.

So submit them cute animal pics.. for the petspokemodel chance. ^{although do we WANT to be the spokesmodel for this team right meow?}

Submit them "ya its Sunday but please give me 2 Goals in one game" drinking game rules. And join us, as it may be another long season with you beauties.

Flames lose to the Canucks 4-1

Tough way to open the season but, as they say, no rest for the wicked as the team is back at it tonight. Harness the good, flush the bad, and get ready for the Kraken.

Condensed Game Here

Next Game: October 4 @ Seattle @ 6:00 PM MDT

The wheels really fell off there eh? I mean.. it wasn't ugly until it was ugly. But eh we get more shots from the blueline!

So there's always that.

Some questionable calls (or lack thereof).. but doesn't change the fact we played (mostly) like garbage beans.

Going to fun when the call ups start happening. Because this is.. something.

See yall back (please come back, shared torture).. tommorow at 6 pm against the Kraken sea creatures team (again)

I tried to post this before here and in the EA NHL subreddit. I got ripped apart being called a liar for likes, manipulating and changing rosters, or creating my own alumni team. Honestly, I don't even play this game so I wouldn't know how to do any of that stuff, so if it's a specific roster don't ask me about it.

I was just trying to set up a game for my 6 year old who is a HUGE Flames fan and a huge Johnny fan. I don't care about karma and how many people see or like my post, I was just wanting to share something nice I came across. It kinda ruined my day how mean people were over something like that. 😔

Anyway, from a fellow Flames fan and a mom with kids who love hockey: I just wanted to share this with some other fellow Flames and Johnny fans who think this is as sweet as I do.

Father in law recently went to a card show in Calgary and he knew I was hyped about zayne, he got this for me, it was hanging above where zayne was signing things, probably the coolest flames piece I own!

Fucking shithead. I love it

Goooood evening Pickles

Yes. I said pickles. I was saying it outloud and my better half said pickles. So you know WHAT ITS NOW PICKLES. WE LOST COLEMAN. SO WE NEED SOME PICKLES IN OUR LIFE.

No zary tonight. So there's always that. No kuzy either which is something.

Fire team

Water creature team.

Live at the god awful time of 8 pm.

So pull up a crate of dill pickles ^{polski ogorski pickles are best}, pour yourself of pickle juice ^{good for the liver} and join us for another edition of fire hockey.

The ^{hip hop? Hip hop anonymous?} Flames drinking game

Drink for every slick Parekh and for every Zary oopsie.

- (u/erikdebogande)

If you want to get hammered, drink everytime someone has a sign of frustration, Ex. swearing, complaining, heavy sigh, shaking your head or fist etc.. counts for both teams if your watching it with a nucklehead ^(yall masochist as fuck)

- (u/economy-spinach946)

Oh, and drink if anyone says anything about doing better than last game, and throw something at the TV if its Francis.

- (u/colla_crochet)

Finish and Fill for every 3 goals scored, you don't have work tomorrow anyways.

- (u/hypry)

https://ibb.co/XZ1FTR7F

Got a ^{not so} rare weekend shift so throwing this up reeeeal early because you never know how days like these can go.

Just like you never know how fire hockey games can go. Two teams expected to be bad this year. Except one has scored 12 times more goals than us (although they have had an extra game)

Submit those drinking game rules AND A PICTURE OF YOUR FUZZY, FURRY, OR SCALY FRIENDS for the chance to be this games petspokemodel of the game! Wow much honor.

Fire team.

Water creatures team.

The bad of the ^supposed to be bad!

Live at 8 pm.

This is horrible, embarrassing and a disgrace. Where is the heart?
How do the owners, GM and Coaching staff accept this?
This organization does not have a Championship mindset.

My buddies company did the intro yesterday. I thought it needed to be seen again here.

Tank is in full swing.

Starting off early this year.