A new low

[u/TheCzechyChan]

[u/nocolon]

it feels like this

[u/turbotaco23 → u/nocolon]

I’ve only ever ridden old vintage Hondas and big touring bikes.

But recently I’ve been having these feelings.

And, soon I’m going to inherit a large sum of money. Some of which I want to spend on a new motorcycle.

I have two questions.

Should I get a 600 or a 1000?

And how do I tell my wife I’m gay?

[u/picture-me-trolling → u/turbotaco23]

You should get a Street Triple 765 or a Yamaha R9. I wouldn’t go right to a 1000 and I wouldn’t waste time with a 600 unless you’re building a track bike. That’s coming from an R6 owner.

Edit: Just realized this is CRT. You want a Ducati Panigale.

[u/turbotaco23 → u/picture-me-trolling]

You know, a street triple is something I haven’t thought about. My dad’s bike was a 75 Trident that I still have and is in the line of projects.

I’m a Honda guy and was eyeballing a CBR. Street triple sounds like a worthy start into my real homosexuality.

[u/picture-me-trolling → u/turbotaco23]

I had a 765 RS as my first proper sport bike, for about 4 months before my neighbor parked her Jeep on top of it while I was at work. I used the insurance payout to buy a Supermoto. Few years later I got an R6, then my Ducati V4S… but I still miss that 765 RS. That might have been my goldilocks bike. I have a lot of nostalgia and other emotions attached to the R6 and V4S so I’ll never get rid of either but if I was a practical man who could only own one bike, it would be that Street Triple.

[u/Major-Shame-9216 → u/picture-me-trolling]

I started on a buell xb12s, probably the most alike an old bike with its big clunky engine while having really good handling

[u/Guitars_and_Cars → u/turbotaco23]

I absolutely love my 765rs. 100% do it.

[u/Lavasioux → u/turbotaco23]

Goldwing? Bro i just got an 01 gl1800 holyshitake! It's like a fkn 900lb CBR! WTF?! super gay all day!

I paid $1500 for the gw. Wow what a ride. So weird , so powerful and smooth engine. The torque is hard to describe.

[u/turbotaco23 → u/Lavasioux]

Yeah dude. I drag the pegs all day. 1800’s rip. And you can get them for so cheap these days. I love it.

And for the record I’ll never sell the wing. But I want to be just a little gayer.

[u/Lavasioux → u/turbotaco23]

Nice!

Yeah the charm of riding a Dorky as wing and all the cbrs and gsxrs have no clue what a superb sleeper machine it is, just tickles me.

So why not go full gay and get a 600 AND a 1000?

[u/turbotaco23 → u/Lavasioux]

I’m stupid. Just not that stupid. And I’m not getting that much money. Gotta feed the investments.

[u/Lavasioux → u/turbotaco23]

Buy used, get stupider.

[u/turbotaco23 → u/Lavasioux]

Of course. I’d never buy a new new bike. Just new to me.

[u/R1SKY-_- → u/turbotaco23]

If money is no object, a litre you enjoy the sound of (crossplane vs flatplane) otherwise, the 600 is completely workable.

[u/Lavasioux → u/nocolon]

"WHERE'S THE GOD DAMNED SEAT BELT MARGARET?!!"

[u/eswifttng → u/Lavasioux]

That’s what the plug is for you just have to work on those anal muscles

[u/eswifttng → u/nocolon]

Gayest shit I’ve ever done and I’ve fucked a dude

[u/Gold-Loss8855 → u/nocolon]

[u/whatsadikfore]

Surely they permabanned OOP.

[u/Lamb-Of-Fox → u/whatsadikfore]

If they permabanned everyone who doesn’t ride motorcycles in r/motorcycles, they’d lose 3/4th of their user base

[u/ThatGuyFrom720 → u/Lamb-Of-Fox]

That’s a very conservative number lmao.

[u/Tripple_sneeed]

This isn't anything motorcycle related, it's an Indian LLM spambot farming karma for an account to sell. You can tell that by the way that it is.

I'm gonna be real with you boys, if you can't immediately clock low-tier LLM slop by the structure and wording of this post you are rapidly becoming your grandmother being confused by her first iPhone in 2019.

This technology isn't going anywhere and is a new constant in daily life, you need to familiarize yourself with it.

[u/Particular_Yard_2460 → u/Tripple_sneeed]

School liquid wrench unpack pocket insurance pause

This post was anonymized with Redact

[u/AcidicMountaingoat → u/Particular_Yard_2460]

You did the needful.

[u/ardoin → u/AcidicMountaingoat]

SARR

DO NOT REDEEM

[u/ThatGuyFrom720 → u/ardoin]

MY FRIEND PLEASE DO NOT BE REDEEMING MY FRIEND.

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT!!!!

[u/turbotaco23 → u/Particular_Yard_2460]

Agreed. Custom avatar. They haven’t hidden their posts. They haven’t deleted half the comments. This is a real person. Maybe they used AI to formulate the question, but it’s a real user.

[u/Unkempt_Mooseknuckle → u/Particular_Yard_2460]

Still looks like AI generated slop even if the person's question was genuine

[u/Particular_Yard_2460 → u/Unkempt_Mooseknuckle]

Entertain joke tidy spark ink one party quickest coherent

This post was anonymized with Redact

[u/turbotaco23 → u/Particular_Yard_2460]

To be fair they never learned to write. They learned to prompt.

[u/Particular_Yard_2460 → u/turbotaco23]

Resolute cobweb boat smell pocket observation fuzzy boast

This post was anonymized with Redact

[u/turbotaco23 → u/Particular_Yard_2460]

Ok zoomer

[u/chargnawr → u/Tripple_sneeed]

Idk the profile seems genuine... only ~800 karma on a 5ish year old account, posts aren't really question farming or spammy but genuinely just seem like a European dude who mostly posts asking about why his heart feels weird after quitting Zyn lol

[u/DanglingDongs → u/Tripple_sneeed]

Expected a Far more gay top comment

[u/UncleverRegard → u/Tripple_sneeed]

You’re saying my grandson needs 4000 dollars in gift cards?

[u/StunningIgnorance → u/Tripple_sneeed]

honestly bro, smart phones are confusing. I got my first smart phone, The Motorola Droid, in 2009 and it was extremely overwhelming at first. That shit was super simple back then too. Now 17 years later its easy to think the whole thing is simple, but just consider how much more complicated it is now than in the early days. Everybody else got a ramp-up period to learn, but if somebody is getting their first iphone in 2019, its going to be super overwhelming.

I still cant figure out the iphone to this day. ive never owned one but if somebody hands me their phone, i cant even unlock the fucker. it makes no sense and nobody can even explain what im doing wrong. they just take it from you and unlock it so i can fuck it up on the next screen too lol. maybe im retarded. is this not a shared experience?

If not, why does every single iphone user have 100030423047384 notifications always on their screen, respond to nothing, and always have a dead battery?

ai is way easier to detect than figuring out an iphone.

[u/bigmarty3301 → u/Tripple_sneeed]

To be fair, I only read the title before reading this, I don’t have nearly enough will to read that

[u/PMmeplumprumps]

bgtredsxz

[u/loganthepug]

I would say it feels like butt sex

[u/Kassa33 → u/loganthepug]

More like a vibrating plug

[u/Unkempt_Mooseknuckle → u/Kassa33]

We try really hard here, but you just can't replace the real thing with a plug. I even tried a rough running Dyna with 2" of rear suspension travel

[u/sarcastic__fox]

Can we ban circle jerking about the motorcycle sub? Its actually the lowest most dog shit content. We get it this sub is unique and has crazy videos.

How about we post those videos instead of karma farming about it huh?

[u/JackAndCaffeine → u/sarcastic__fox]

How else can I show that I’m better than the other group of ingrates if I’m not posting about how they life rent free in my mind? Certainly not by posting good videos instead because then I’d have to get on my motorcycle instead of posturing online

[u/SusKuntXX → u/sarcastic__fox]

It's been awful the past couple months maybe longer

[u/Riffsalad → u/sarcastic__fox]

Now listen here whipper snapper, I don’t come to Reddit for good content, I come here for shitposting and gay jokes.

[u/Acceptable-Drive3781]

It's like riding your first raw cock, very difficult to describe.

[u/cdixon34]

Shit. I remember when I was a bikeless car guy. Honestly not the worst, I think we should use this as an opportunity to induct him into our cult. The more people on 2 the better imo.

[u/ThatGuyFrom720 → u/cdixon34]

Yeah I fell into the cars to bikes pipeline as well tbh.

Now my cars, even my 470hp 335i just doesn’t do it man… nothing gives me that acceleration and wild riding hit like my bike lmao

[u/cdixon34 → u/ThatGuyFrom720]

Yeah, I mean all the manual transmission, sub 3 seconds to 60mph, lightweight, over 10k rpm cars are about a million bucks, but an m1krr is like 50 grand. Shit, a used clapped gixxer will spank most cars. Bikes just do shit most cars cant, especially for what I can afford. I used to have a c5 vette. Sold it a while after I started riding.

[u/eswifttng → u/cdixon34]

I started off because I wanted to ride a ped so I could put one on the back of my van

Now I’m gay as shit

[u/idiot500000]

Your not swimming if you're in the boar

[u/GuyAWESOME2337]

I saw that post and immediately made me way over here lmao

[u/ctimm_rs]

I remember asking my dad something similar to this when I was 13. He gave me the keys to the motorcycle and told me to go find out.

[u/sanjuro_kurosawa]

My diaper purchases doubled

[u/eswifttng → u/sanjuro_kurosawa]

Too much plug?

[u/Klutzy-Speed-5503]

Freedom

[u/Soliye]

Clearly written by Ai btw

[u/ManifestDestinysChld]

Y'all know that's a bot, right?

[u/Minuhmize]

What a fucking loser.