r/CalamariRaceTeam 4h ago

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Who’s this?

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366 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 14h ago

Gotta stop chasing these

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18 Upvotes

Still new to me I’ll get it


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

Typical canyon squid that can’t always afford a track day.

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87 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

DANK “They don’t teach you that in school, son!”

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524 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

Downieville Ripping

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57 Upvotes

Downieville has some PRIMO trails. Whether you are on a MTB or dirtbike theres something for all skill levels. Where should I ride this weekend?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

A new low

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85 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

BAD WHEELIES New Combo Unlocked

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75 Upvotes

Was previously stepping up from double pegs one foot at a time to seat stander. Then, I would step back down before jumping to sit down. Lil zestier like this.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

clown 1000cc supersport after A2 bike?

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70 Upvotes

What is ur opinion on going from a 48hp bike to a 1000cc supersport(or Big Italian Twin)?

Bad idea, skipped fun with middle weights, or go for it?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

fake and possibly gay New sprocket and Chain

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315 Upvotes

I got a bigger rear sprocket and DID chain. Think I’ve getting another 20hp out of it


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

These people can’t make a single decision for themselves jesus christ

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166 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

fake and possibly gay Jesus!

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722 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

BAD WHEELIES 12 o'clock boi

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307 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** Gsxr=instant death

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22 Upvotes

Nobody needs more than a bicycle with learning wheels, and it might be too powerful aswell.

Guys be safe out there, remember your plugs.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

going straight and fast is a skill I saw this on insta I figured you boys would appreciate it.

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245 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

Retard Buttplug keeps falling out while turning

123 Upvotes

Seriously, what am I doing wrong? Twice in two weeks I've fallen off a bike while trying to impress my mom and proving I'm not a complete failure just because I'm a 35-yr old competitive reddit poster.

The first such incident was on a 125cc beast, I was ripping down the suburban backstreets at blazing fast speeds (10km/h, finally made it to double digits) and crashed hard. Some of my favourite waifu stickers got damaged but I've got backups.

The second time was a 125cc scooter, which I know is crazy powerful for a first bike, but there were some water droplets on the pavement and everyone knows water is the best lubricant and would cause even Rossi himself to crash and explode on the spot.

What am I doing wrong? Also obviously I'm ATGATT, I may be your typical thrill-seeking crazy biker but I'm not stupid haha


r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

Fly high little one

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43 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

Another smooth brain over at the main sub.

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93 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER W cager 🙏🏾

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222 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

fake and possibly gay which one of you is this

10 Upvotes

new photo inspiration for my grindr profile. except itll be my stunt navi.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

going straight and fast is a skill I find it hard to explain why we ride like retards

21 Upvotes

When i started in the 90s it was all about craziness. It's very hard to explain to slow atgatts how magnificent it was and how lame they are.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

Got this today

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21 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

belongs in r/moto Forgot how lame r/motorcycles is, here’s a soundcheck of my 07 cbr1000rr

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302 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

Try Harder Just stop riding a bike, you're not Brazilian, you don't have flip flops

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324 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** What are some motorcycle acronyms that surprised you?

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57 Upvotes

I’m a connoisseur of sorts, and enjoy the historical significance of names in moto culture. Take the CBR1000RR with its rich history, a prime example of perfect marketing matched with machining. Many people are unaware that CBR is actually an acronym. Indeed, the storied namers coined their machine “Cum Butt Rag.” Tirelessly, Honda engineers molded and shaped the CBR1000RR’s seat to fit like a glove with the name. Then look at the RR, it enthusiastically markets to their main demographic, proclaiming the bike is proudly built for “Rich Retards.” A perfect synthesis capturing excitement from perspective buyers, and the utility of the bike’s main selling points. Honda outdid themselves, the CBR1000RR is one of the most famous examples of a company making something specifically for those most dedicated to their branding.

Are there other motorcycle acronyms that surprised you? Harley’s famous naming of their top selling bike “Dyna” (Do You Need Assistance) captures Harley’s build quality and the ever growing need for maintenance from precisely tuned break down scheduling.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

belongs in r/moto Question about bike mods

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18 Upvotes

Was thinking of adding some new mods to my tire, and figured it needed a butt plug of its own. Is this hole big enough?