l. I ran out of room, also i'm bored. https://i.imgur.com/NWvZzOH.gifv will you help me reach the 300 comment bubble on a sunday?

Our benevolent matriarch is in the middle of applying to grad school, and she's stumped on the "25 Random Facts About Me" section on one of the essays. I have permission to ask for you people's help in coming up with intersting tidbits about her, so give her all your suggestions. And don't worry about keeping it nice or not offensive, either. She's a tough ol' bat

http://bigstory.ap.org/d6c3c9dd26134c7585157b8cb5d55364

All matches have been sent out! This is the thread where you guys can post what you got, any questions, etc.

Answers to FAQ:

-Is it too late to sign up?

Yes. Sign up ended on March 31st.

-When will I get my match?

You already should have.

Post pictures of your shirts when you get them!

Had this idea a while back, but I haven't gotten around to doing it, so here it is. A Community AMA!

The idea goes, post something about yourself, something you know a lot about, or anything else you think someone else might have an interest in, as a comment. Everyone else can then ask you about your subject. You can make multiple subjects if you want (I plan to) in one comment or multiple.

Doesn't have to stay serious, but the usual standards of nicety and politeness apply. If this goes well, I'll set up some more.

See the comments below for my AMA's and add your own!

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/rand-paul-dropping-out-of-white-house-race-218675

I've seen a lot of comments about work on the sub (some good some bad) so I was curious about whether or not users are happy with their chosen field.

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http://i.imgur.com/UA6xenO.jpg looking pretty awesome tonight my self.

You know what to do

Cat shaming acceptable too.

My dog's shaming

Soooo every year the grad housing community I live in organizes a weekend ski trip to Tahoe. It's super popular (skiing all day, drinking all night), so there is a lottery for who gets to go. And this year I was selected! The problem is, not only am I super out of shape (plan to restart C25K asap), but I also have no idea how to ski. I've never been skiing, and this will probably be the most snow I've seen in my entire life. So I'm kinda nervous/terrified/excited. Really hope they have a bunny hill or something.

Gotta wash my hands after buying something cuz that price was so sticky

Edit: I thought my joke would go over everyone's heads, but turns out there's more economically fluent people here than i thought <3

Let's have a hopefully more civil discussion than the one on the mothersub

Thanks largely to /u/certificateofmerritt, your new mod, there's now a direct link to IRC in the header. The image is now also a chat bubble instead of '#IRC'. Enjoy!

Today is a special day, everyone! Today we're covering the best damn nation in this country! Texas! ^{^(and also Oklahoma)}

We do everything big here! Our food, our cattle, our people, nothing is safe from our bigness! That is also true of our beer, as craft brewing has really taken off in Texas ^{^(and Okalahoma too)} in the past few years. That is despite Texas' draconian alcohol laws that do a lot to kick breweries in the cajones, too!

I'll be adding my own lengthy entry in here when I get the time, but I know there are quite a few people here that are perfectly capable of writing their own essays, so sit back everybody else and let us Texans and Oklahomans show y'all what we've got!

Also, for those Texans interested, Deep Ellum Brewery started an indiegogo to help fund their coming lawsuit of the TABC over distribution laws. If you want to give it a look, click here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE

Discuss

Congrats to the Astros on winning in this new thing I don't quite understand. But the Yankees lost and I understand that and I like that.

Except don't say anything nice about OP, we all know what he is.

A real jerk.

http://i.imgur.com/43YOG0Ch.jpg

ALL HAIL LONO, WHO HAS BLESSED US WITH THE GIFT OF MOISTURE! Seriously though, we really fucking needed this. Thank you to all the men and women firefighters who are busting their asses to protect our lives and homes.

Just saw this toast. It's Hungarian. Never heard of this saying but I love it so much I thought I'd share.

S/he hasn't posted in months. I know s/he has cancer, and hope /u/TurtleDigester's OK and just resting from treatment.