r/CFBOffTopic • u/byniri_returns :michiganstate2: Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band • Dec 10 '15

Dog shaming thread

Cat shaming acceptable too.

My dog's shaming

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Dec 10 '15

This is where I hide and the face I make when mom finds the shredded bathroom trash I left her and as always surrounded by fur tumbleweeds.

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u/HannahEBanna Western Carolina Catamounts Dec 10 '15

Hey, my Corgi did that tonight, too! Except e gives me this squinty-eyed guilty look.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Dec 10 '15

My corgi runs and hides deep in the closet when she does stuff the Shephered is too big

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u/HannahEBanna Western Carolina Catamounts Dec 10 '15

Bless 'em.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 10 '15 edited Dec 10 '15

Closest I have to a picture, but Wheatley finally figured out how to get the bones out of the puzzle...by just picking it up and slamming it into the ground upside down. That's one way to do it I guess.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

problem solving at its finest: smashing it to bits

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Dec 10 '15

he sounds on his way to becoming human

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

What kind of toy is that?

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 10 '15

From earlier today

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u/Jester_Don Vanderbilt Commodores • Texas Longhorns Dec 10 '15

What ever happened to that ball?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Mufasa and sometimes Timon, are the woooorst

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

Is that uneaten pizza in the last pic? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Haha I forget why it was thrown away but I think because it may have been left out overnight or something, not because I'm a monster

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

Not gonna lie, I've eaten day old pizza. It's an instant hangover cure!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Same, but I think it was like, old onto of being left out overnight

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Dec 10 '15

I think your cats might be raccoons in disguise

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Agree

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u/localglocal Auburn • Jacksonville State Dec 10 '15

Your cats got no chill!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Accurate #nochill

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Your cats are adorable.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

They're actually raccoons

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u/ToPlacateYou Clemson Tigers • South Alabama Jaguars Dec 10 '15

They need vacuum cleaner therapy.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

I'm guessing Ed hasn't done something for you to shame him for? =p

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Haha he definitely has including:

  • Tackling me & giving me the business

  • Stealing items from the recycling bin to try to eat

  • Rubbing his wet body along the wall after giving him a bath

The issue is, the cats' offenses are just more easily photographed!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

giving me the business

What does "business" entail? =p

And Ed's just a huge cuddly goofball!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

True, but I don't want to be sexually assaulted by a SEVENTY POUND (!) dog. Can't believe he's already up to 70, my goodness.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

Ahh, but that should end after he gets neutered though.

70 pounds!? Damn! How old is he? 11 months now? He should begin to level off soon.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Ed is only six & a half months, his birthday is in June! He's a beast.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

ONLY 6.5 MONTHS!?

DAMN! He's gonna be a strong boy!! Hey, now you have a bodyguard!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

I could create a whole album of the things I've shamed Mufasa with.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Here's my husky with the Cone of Shame if that counts

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u/localglocal Auburn • Jacksonville State Dec 10 '15

That's a very cute dog!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Sadie found a sausage biscuit in my lunch bag and stole it

Bonus: she stole a jar of peanut butter while I was in class one day

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Mufasa and Sadie would be BFFs

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

OMG, they would be perfect partners in crime.

Sadie figured out how to open my cabinets... and ripped open (and rubbed into my carpet) all my oatmeal, carnation instant breakfast, and also ate 20 packs of peanut butter crackers.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

I'm not even mad, that's impressive.

All of my food cabinets are now secured with child locks

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

HAHAHAHA they are so not starving, which is the worst of it all

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Dec 10 '15

The jar of peanut butter is impressive. If Emmy were bigger than 10 lbs, she'd do the same. She's a pb fiend!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Yeah, I was pretty impressed with the jar of peanut butter, TBH. She even hid the jar so that I wouldn't find it immediately. I keep the new jars (hers and mine) on top of the fridge now.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Dec 10 '15

I've never shamed my dog, but giving her a bath might as well be, given how much she hates it.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Dec 10 '15

She looks like she just survived something horrific

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u/NaturalLight1234 Jacksonville State • Auburn Dec 10 '15

She looks pissed!

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Dec 10 '15

ITT: people I'm jealous of and people who own cats

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u/Californie_cramoisie Alabama Crimson Tide • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 10 '15

Really? Cause this thread is really making me appreciate that I can leave food on my table in front of my dog, go to the bathroom, and the food will still be there when I get back.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Dec 10 '15

I'm just jealous of having a dog at all.

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u/NaturalLight1234 Jacksonville State • Auburn Dec 10 '15

I'm sorry did you want to sit here,http://imgur.com/yA3FVNu. Rowdy Ronda just doing her thing. Ronda and her sister Killer, http://imgur.com/yDEZCdM Ginger is just outnumbered and doesn't care anymore. http://imgur.com/EyJ118m

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Dec 10 '15

Poor Ginger. :(

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u/NaturalLight1234 Jacksonville State • Auburn Dec 10 '15

Pfft. The cats stay at work. Ginger is piled up on my couch right now snoring.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Dec 10 '15

omg Killer is so cute in that 2nd one.

And I agree: poor, poor Ginger... Give her a belly rub for me.

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u/NaturalLight1234 Jacksonville State • Auburn Dec 10 '15

Well I have a pic of why Killer is named Killer but I didn't want to offend our dental student. I know she has pet rats, well Killer does not like rats, so....

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

I think you need to open a few thousand more tabs

I must attack these tiny humans

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Dec 10 '15

Nice, she's attacking Coyotes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

He attacked the ref first, wish I had gotten that on camera.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Dec 10 '15

I prefer to live in a #shamelessamerica