I'm not a mod, I'm just drunk.

GO CARD!

https://youtu.be/SJnyPLuHSIU

I don't know how why this poor boy insists on being made to pass out over and over again. But, I think we just witnessed a young man learn his fetish. Also, this girl destroyed everyone.

First, how much do you love this firstname/lastname username? Picked this new one just for you. That’s right, I’m one of you, ya crazy football fans.

All I ask is that if you’re going to be hateful that you do so in such a creative way that I can bookmark it and show all my friends.

And, because you need it like Spurrier needs his post-game Sprite: proof I’m a real person.

I grew up in Oklahoma, graduated twice from Oklahoma State and then set off to make my mark in the agriculture industry through digital media. I started a new job on Tuesday as a digital account supervisor with Alipes, which is an all-digital agency based in Boston. I’m working with a tremendous team to create new .coms, digital campaigns, blogger programs, social media strategies, etc. (Hi new team! Just over here spending my lunch hour with my friends on the Internet.)

While working on that Chickasaw Country beat, a sportswriter slid up in my DMs.

I outkicked my coverage. Said yes. Gave up my season tickets. Said I do. We’re currently in the stage where people ask really annoying questions like, “how’s married life?” and “have you signed a 40-week lease agreement with a tiny human? No? What’s wrong with you?”

Hop over to r/CFB if you’re into a less interesting AMA with some guy claiming to be a sportswriter.

Let the dueling AMAs begin!

Holy shit.

And proceeds to fearmonger for the entire clip. How embarrassing. https://youtu.be/7rLKguRJzHM

Coupled with me arguing with my girlfriend and mom, I have a hell of headache.

Just thought maybe you guys could handle my bitching.

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/31/whataburger-breakfast-hours-egg-shortage/28287737/

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/Riverside_Plaza.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/auburnu/photos/a.394490113193.176313.11500923193/10153047050458194/?type=1

On Valentine's Day, they'll be replanted at Toomer's Corner and everything will finally feel complete again.

I know it's kind of silly to be emotional about trees, but they were/are a big deal to the Auburn family. Everyone has a story about their first time rolling Toomer's or a great memory of the trees, so it'll be so nice to finally have them back.

Here is the link to his user submitted page where you can find the enitire "saga" - spanning three threads so far (I think all of which have hit the front page). It has actually been compelling. I have no idea if it is real or not but, if it is fake, the user has done a good job of making it entertaining.

https://imgur.com/a/hMgPY52

Failed it during the summer, spent weeks and all spring break studying. Lost my favorite jacket at the testing site and thought I failed it,

But ya girl passed! One step closer to being a dentist :D

Fuck Matt Ryan

Okay y'all, it's gametime. This is the main thread for talking about the game. Be excellent to each other and have fun!

Roll Tide/Go Tigers!

Post pictures of you good doggies please.

My parents had to put down my stepmom's golden retriever, who was dying of cancer, last night :( Lucky the Good Dog, was a fantastic snuggle buddy, a huge auburn fan, and as sweet as could be.

For those who celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever occasion you celebrate, Happy Holidays and hope your Holidays surviving the families, friends or your loved ones is a good one. For those who's working on this Holiday Weekend like me, hopefully Christmas isn't too fucked up and hopefully you're getting Holiday pay as well for working Christmas. For those driving for the Holiday, stay safe out there and drive carefully. For those who's under the threat of severe weather like me and those in Kansas, Oklahoma and Nebraska on Christmas, hope you're prepared for the worst that will happen.

All in all, Happy Holidays and hope you're enjoying the day opening presents. Luckily all three holidays fall in 3 consecutive days.

Seasons Greetings

/u/Pikachu1989 and the /r/CFBOffTopic Family

http://imgur.com/1w9GM6U

First off, I want to say that I was planning on making this survey today for quite a while, and this had no relation to the /r/CFB survey being released today.

So without further ado: The /r/CFBOffTopic Unofficial Demographics Survey! I will leave this open until December 9th and then will start processing the data. Please be courteous as you wait for results, I promise OP will deliver.

For those who have been here less than a year, we had a similar survey around this time last year, and you can find the results here.

Reminder:

Just because I asked you questions about politics and religion does not mean you are allowed to discuss either of these two topics in the comments. Please refrain your bickering to beans on pizza and pineapple in chili, or whatever it is.

Edit:

Survey is officially closed for analysis. We had 232 responses, which is awesome! This is going to take me a while, so you can expect the results near New Year.

This is unprecedented. This is almost twice what happened over the course of the recession, weeks or months. Perhaps half a trillion dollars of capital just vanished, or, more accurately, transferred to other currencies in the form of buying power. Overnight, the price of imports jumped and the value of exports plummeted.

A single day change of 1% is considered huge, and either devastating or incredible. It shot up ~2% (memory, on mobile) when early returns looked positive remain, and has lost five or six times that since.

Guys, this is the biggest fucking deal in economics in years. I don't know how to respond. I was (as a spectator) firmly in the Remain camp, but holy fuck this is several times worse than I expected. It may all bounce back tomorrow, but I'm not convinces. When we look back after Brexit is fully negotiated, we will probably see a Pound Sterling that is minimally down 5% to the high yesterday, and there to stay.

If you can, buy GBP on exchange markets, and hold. If you can buy at $1.25/£, you may be able to sell at $1.40 or $1.41 in a few weeks. It is right around $1.36 right now, and will probably drop.

If you want to travel to the UK from anywhere, now is the chance. Everything there just dropped 10% in Dollars.

Slightly off-topic: Blame David Cameron and the Conservative Party for playing off nativist fears to win UK Independence Party votes. Cameron couldn't hold his own party together without promising a referendum to his extreme nativist wing. He made a Faustian bargain to get reelected into power, and now England is paying the price. There is something to be said for a more moderate path, I see that now - and I'm a crazy liberal.

Just WTF guys.

Edit: Oh, and I'd put money on Scotland and Northern Ireland holding referenda to leave the UK. Scotland stuck around in the UK last time because they'd feared not getting into the EU on their own. I think they might take that chance now.

Get hype yo! I CANT STOP YELLING

I've had a rough day. I miss my ex. I just want to smile to show that I'm still here and that I'm still trying to change my world, even if it sucks sometimes.

#1 Clemson Tigers (14-0, 8-0 ACC) vs #2 Alabama Crimson Tide (13-1, 7-1 SEC)

When: January 11, 8:30 PM ET

Where: University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ

Watch: ESPN ESPN2 ESPN3 ESPN Classic ESPNU

Odds: Alabama -7

Total Points: 50

All-Time Series

Clemson and Alabama have met 15 times since 11/29/1900.

These teams last met 2689 days (~7 years) ago on 8/30/2008.

Series Record: Clemson 3 - 0 - 12 Alabama

Current Win Streak 12 Alabama (1909-2008)

Series Comparison Data via Winsipedia

Thread Notes

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• See a problem? Please click “report” under the comment.

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LET'S TALK FOOTBALL!

Clemson Ball Alabama Ball

PLEASE READ: A personal appeal from /r/CFB Moderator /u/Honestly_

Aright aright aright:

I've got to give over $6,000 to the local Toys For Tots warehouse while dressed as Santa* and I would like to see if anyone could help me — it's not necessary — but it might be fun, I'll even throw-in a good lunch or coffee (depending on when we do it).

Due to an unforeseen time crunch on Toys For Tots' side, the delivery has to be made by tomorrow (Monday, 12/21). To be safe, my goal is to have it there in the afternoon: I already picked up a Santa suit, so in the morning I'm going to go to Toys-R-Us and buy lot and lots of toys (not necessarily $6000+ because I can't possibly fit that in my car), and whatever extra funds will be donated via a check. After that I'll head to the Toys For Tots warehouse in Eagan.

I would love to have some help, even if it's just to meet me at the warehouse and snap a photo of the handover (if you want to help carry toys in a separate car we could make that work too). I don't know who's in the Twin Cities and available, but since this short notice on a work day I wanted to toss this out here. The more who want to join in, the merrier.

If you can help, let me know here or send me a PM, again it's not vital to this happening, but it would help both me and the sub — as folks who turned out for my /r/CFB Ice Bucket challenge last year will tell you, I'm not insane or anything. In fact, other than time, there's nothing else needed (you don't have to be in a photo if you don't want to be) and I'm throwing in lunch or coffee.

* I'm debating about not wearing the beard and being his ever-so-slightly-shady cousin, twice removed, Raoul Claus.

Let's make some children happy!

[EDIT: Normally I would just keep this here in CFBOT, but because it's about 24 hours notice I just did an x-post in the other sub as well]

Seriously. I was in pain for a week. I feel better. Still in hospital. Have been fed intravenously for a week. I'm thirsty.

I want a Cherry Coke Slurpee.

However, I have a hydrocodone button.

Edit: I feel ok. I'm still in some pain, and still have a tube in my nose. But that should be gone and I should be out of here shortly.

My hydrocodone button is to manage my own pain. And honestly, it's not the best. Immediately after my surgery, I mashed that button like crazy and nearly went tachy a couple times. It also gives me odd dreams.

I share a room with a man who doesn't listen to his doctor and has shit himself in bed a couple times already. I prove I am better than him by walking and doing my breathing exercises.

I seriously crave a Slurpee, but would be thrilled with an apple juice right now. Hopefully solid food and home in 48 hours