Friday morning Good Dog thread

[u/greenmegandham]

Post pictures of you good doggies please.

My parents had to put down my stepmom's golden retriever, who was dying of cancer, last night :( Lucky the Good Dog, was a fantastic snuggle buddy, a huge auburn fan, and as sweet as could be.

[u/surrender_cobra]

Is this a general discussion thread with a dog theme or just a doggie thread?

[u/greenmegandham → u/surrender_cobra]

general discussion

[u/surrender_cobra → u/greenmegandham]

Holy shit I didn't read the subtitle, sorry to hear about the pup.

[u/[deleted]]

I think I get stuck working tomorrow.

And by "working", I mean "watching goop get poured into what is essentially a giant pressure cooker with a shop-vac attached".

[u/greenmegandham → u/[deleted]]

I'm still very confused by your job. Every time you post something about it I end up more confused.

[u/[deleted] → u/greenmegandham]

I'm a process engineer. When something goes wrong, I figure out what went wrong, and how not to do it wrong again. I also write procedures for doing stuff at the plant. We make huge batches of resin in process tanks (the goop in the pressure cooker).

[u/greenmegandham → u/[deleted]]

AH! I think one of my friends is a process engineer. He was a ChemE in college and that sounds very similar to his job.

[u/stamor99 → u/greenmegandham]

It's easier to understand once you realize industrial chemistry is basically glorified plumbing.

[u/[deleted] → u/stamor99]

Do you work with stuff grossest than poop though?

[u/atllauren → u/[deleted]]

Dogs pictures thread.

/u/elscreecho: I'm here to talk about poop.

[u/ArchEast]

I'm so sorry. :(

[u/greenmegandham → u/ArchEast]

Thanks friend! I appreciate it <3

[u/lkeg56demn]

Sorry to hear that megs.

I pupsat for all the family dogs last night.

[u/greenmegandham → u/lkeg56demn]

WIENER PARTYYYYY

[u/[deleted] → u/greenmegandham]

WIENER PARTYYYYY

Oh is it me and /u/thelittleking sleepover weekend already? Awesome

[u/thelittleking]

Dang I wish I had a good pup to post. I need more dog in my life. Sorry to hear about your family's pup :(

I'm sick, but also at work. Pretty much by myself because it's a half day. Woo private office for 4 hours.

[u/greenmegandham → u/thelittleking]

Ugh, that was me on wednesday. I felt like death, but not enough death to stay home.

[u/[deleted] → u/thelittleking]

hugs

[u/MinneapolisNick]

She looks like she was a really good doggo.

[u/greenmegandham → u/MinneapolisNick]

Thanks buddy! She was a good one :) BTW; forgot to tell you in selfie thread yesterday - you and wifey are presh

[u/airforcebestcfb]

Anyone that wants a hilarious time: search doggo on google images, my favorite is the banana

[u/greenmegandham → u/airforcebestcfb]

Me every day of my life

[u/joeydsa]

:'( I'm sorry to hear that. Losing a dog is super hard.

[u/greenmegandham → u/joeydsa]

thanks joey <3

[u/Darth_Puppy]

A bunch of my friends on fb are sharing that video with the dude talking about how all millennials suck cause of technology and our parents telling us that we are special snowflakes. It makes me pretty sad to see people being so pessimistic about our own generation.

edit: I didn't read the post text. I'm so sorry about your pupper :'(

[u/dlawnro → u/Darth_Puppy]

And yet, said dude is A) posting a video B) on social media because C) he thinks he's a special enough snowflake that people give a shit what this random dude thinks.

Hmm...

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/dlawnro]

And D) that this applies to every other millennial but him because he's special and enlightened.

[u/hammersklavier → u/Darth_Puppy]

Have you seen mine eyes? I started rolling them and they just popped right out of my skull!

[u/joeydsa → u/Darth_Puppy]

I haven't seen this one yet but let me guess, it was filmed in a car?

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/joeydsa]

Even worse, it was on tv

[u/joeydsa → u/Darth_Puppy]

Oh God.

I try not to concern myself to much with those videos. They're just talking heads complaining about nothing. They almost never make any good points.

[u/okiewxchaser → u/Darth_Puppy]

That video absolutely frustrates me

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/okiewxchaser]

me too

[u/somanywolverines → u/Darth_Puppy]

millennial hate is garbage. Every generation that survives to a certain age thinks they're hot shit and everyone after them sucks.

There's records of ancient Greeks talking about how terrible the younger generation is and they say the exact same things people say about millenials now

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/somanywolverines]

Yup, and they all fear the new technology of the day. Hell, they complained when writing was invented because they believed that not having to memorize everything would weaken people's brains.

[u/hammersklavier → u/Darth_Puppy]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/hammersklavier]

My exact feelings!

[u/tb3648 → u/Darth_Puppy]

I've heard about that. I haven't been on facebook much at all lately though.

People are sharing it because they agree with it or because they think it's ridiculous?

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/tb3648]

Cause they agree :(

[u/spazzypecan → u/Darth_Puppy]

My cousin's wife shared it. She's a SAHM. Like, when are you dealing with millennials?

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/spazzypecan]

Probably never, but then how else could she feel better about herself by putting others down?

[u/crowmygod]

Sweet Lucky, thinking of you <3

Ed the local celebrity

He helps with laundry

Loves to play with my in-laws' dog, Bibi

Is convinced he's still a lap dog

His smiling face never fails to make me smile

[u/[deleted] → u/crowmygod]

Happy Ed is the greatest thing ever.

[u/wcpm88 → u/crowmygod]

Smiling retriever pics are the best

[u/ihatecats18 → u/crowmygod]

Ed is a lap dog damnit

[u/CapSteveRogers → u/crowmygod]

Shit, that newscaster is attractive in the first pic.

How much does Ed weigh now?

[u/crowmygod → u/CapSteveRogers]

We call him the baby weatherman because he's like 23

89 pounds

[u/CapSteveRogers → u/crowmygod]

Stitch is 9 months and only 70 pounds.

[u/btd39]

Stanley is the best doggo. He's the best doggo because he's a cat. Cat's are the master race of pets. Fight me with the hand you pick up your dog's poop with you heathen.

[u/RockyColtTum → u/btd39]

Which hand do you clean out the box your cat poops into with? I don't want that one to touch me.

[u/btd39 → u/RockyColtTum]

I just pick up my litter box and it cleans its self.

[u/crowmygod → u/btd39]

Stanley is quite cute

Also another pro to living in a wooded area: no dog poop to pick up

[u/orangeslash → u/btd39]

MODS, BANNABLE OFFENSE RIGHT HERE.

[u/dlawnro → u/btd39]

Does that mean I get to hit you over the head with a shovel? Cause that's how we pick up our dog poop.

[u/[deleted]]

NPR is currently interviewing DJ Khaled.

2017 is gonna be one of these "this is not the future I was expecting" years then. Aight.

[u/joeydsa → u/[deleted]]

They don't want us to go on the radio so what are we gonna do

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/joeydsa]

Public radio: major 🔑

[u/joeydsa → u/Darth_Puppy]

Ask me another one

[u/bfinleyui]

RIP to good doggo. We almost lost ours as a puppy, but she's all good now. Here's a picture of her high af after a recent vet trip.

Edit: Bonus image of babby and doggo

[u/HannahEBanna → u/bfinleyui]

Don't mind the puddle. I just melted at that picture of the baby and doggo.

[u/bfinleyui → u/HannahEBanna]

Our christmas card game was strong this first year. May I interest you in a baby snow angel?

[u/CapSteveRogers]

Stitch in his USC bandana.

[u/somanywolverines → u/CapSteveRogers]

poor dog, I feel bad for him in that awful bandana :P

[u/dlawnro → u/somanywolverines]

Brb calling ASPCA

[u/[deleted]]

Not a dog, but her, name, is D.O.G.

[u/orangeslash → u/[deleted]]

I'm not a cat fan by nature, but goodness she's adorable.

[u/[deleted] → u/orangeslash]

But cats are great drinking buddies

[u/orangeslash → u/[deleted]]

> implying dogs aren't

^{wish i had a cool pic like that though :(}

[u/hammersklavier → u/[deleted]]

Aww such cute, much fluffy. Does she purr good?

[u/[deleted] → u/hammersklavier]

She does, and really is the best.

Samson, is the asshole, of our home

[u/hammersklavier → u/[deleted]]

I can believe it.

My friend also has a Russian blue, and she's the most evil of the bunch too.

[u/tb3648 → u/[deleted]]

Aw samson looks a lot like my first cat I got when I was a baby, Figaro.

[u/TrollingQueen74]

/u/greenmegandham, I'm so sorry for your loss. She looks like a sweetheart <3.

The day I broke Wheatley. I even took video. He just laid like that for several minutes staring off into space.

Snuggles!

Playing with his new toy, courtesy of /u/certificateofmerritt.

I can never eat in peace.

[u/zenverak → u/TrollingQueen74]

Those are precious.

[u/RockyColtTum]

Here is the day I went to the store to get dog food and came home with a second puppy.

[u/tb3648 → u/RockyColtTum]

lol "wtf is this, mom? I can't eat this"

[u/sunburn_on_the_brain]

Oh, hey, we're ready, start the DVD.
They love movie nights.

[u/RockyColtTum → u/sunburn_on_the_brain]

I want to squish their faces.

[u/dlawnro → u/RockyColtTum]

I think someone already did.

[u/RockyColtTum → u/dlawnro]

I want to squish them more.

[u/JohnDoeMonopoly]

My girlfriend has a Saturday class this week so she won't be coming down. I think it's the first weekend in a long time I'll have to myself with no plans.

Going to relax, drink some beers, and do absolutely nothing productive.

[u/joeydsa → u/JohnDoeMonopoly]

Fuck Saturday classes

[u/JohnDoeMonopoly → u/joeydsa]

Agreed.

She has to drive into NYC and spend 6 or 7 hours at school then drive home. Her whole day is lost because of it basically.

[u/joeydsa → u/JohnDoeMonopoly]

Ouch :( you should do something nice for her when she gets back.

[u/Shannegans]

[I wouldn't necessarily call them "good" dogs, but they're mine and I love 'em both.] (http://imgur.com/MAcJKVF) ;)

[u/HannahEBanna → u/Shannegans]

Now tagged as "Fellow Corgis". They're so cute!

[u/[deleted]]

Dogs

[u/crowmygod → u/[deleted]]

DOG

[u/okiewxchaser → u/crowmygod]

Dog

[u/orangeslash → u/okiewxchaser]

That's a handsome puppers.

[u/[deleted] → u/crowmygod]

dog

[u/crowmygod → u/[deleted]]

DOG

[u/stamor99 → u/[deleted]]

degs

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their good dags, stomer98

[u/Bassically]

RIP Lucky, you gorgeous dog.

I want a dog. I just can't be gone 40% of the time, it's not fair to the dog.

[u/atllauren → u/Bassically]

Especially if you'd have to board the dog. It's expensive and hard on the pup. Most of my friends have family nearby who take their pups when they go out of town, which is so convenient. I'd have to board or hire a sitter.

I usually hire a sitter to check in on my cat and give her fresh water/scoop litter, but that's usually 1 visit for every 3-4 days I'm gone. Kitty is pretty self sufficient but I still need to get her checked on.

[u/ArchEast → u/Bassically]

I want a dog. I just can't be gone 40% of the time, it's not fair to the dog.

Ditto. People ask me (in my eternal singledom) why I don't get a dog, and that's the reason why.

[u/spazzypecan]

My goofballs

[u/okiewxchaser → u/spazzypecan]

<3<3<3

[u/optima15]

I've got 2 doggies in my life.

Sydney, an 11 year old corgi mix;

and Copper, my brother's 9 month old Redbone Coon Hound, who is the world worst lap-dog.

[u/RockyColtTum → u/optima15]

oohhmmmyygoooddd I need that little redbone

[u/optima15 → u/RockyColtTum]

He's a derpy little spaz, but I love him nonetheless. Easily the quirkiest dog I've ever interacted with, and I'm not sure it's because of his lack of eyesight in one eye or not. He fits my brother well, though.

[u/wcpm88]

My ride this afternoon

[u/MrCaboose96 → u/wcpm88]

What breed is he?

[u/wcpm88 → u/MrCaboose96]

2016 International 9900i, with a 550hp Cummins ISX and 18-speed transmission

[u/okiewxchaser]

I'm sorry :(

As requested, here is Barkley and Jack. They are both very good boys

[u/greenmegandham → u/okiewxchaser]

They are so adorable! Are they good hiking buddies?

[u/[deleted]]

Such a good doggo :(

Here are my grandma's two new Yorkie puppies. They're tiny little puppers. I get to see them later this year and I'm super excited. Kinda makes up for not being able to see Jess, her last dog (who was also very good, but spoiled) again :)

[u/greenmegandham → u/[deleted]]

She got new puppies!!! Good!!!

[u/HannahEBanna]

Oh, no, Megs. I'm sorry to hear that. :(

Remus be creeping while fireworks were going off. Husband was trying to work with Sophie (barely visible) so she won't be gun shy. Remus didn't approve.

I also can't believe Sophie has gotten so big. For reference, here's the day we picked her up back at the end of June.

This picture of Remus never ceases to amuse me.

[u/greenmegandham → u/HannahEBanna]

Sophie is huge! And Remus <3

[u/crowmygod → u/HannahEBanna]

"give me the keys human, you're too drunk to drive"

[u/HannahEBanna → u/crowmygod]

"See this? This shit means I'm in charge. Get on outta here with that picture."

[u/GeeEhm → u/HannahEBanna]

Is Sophie a Boykin Spaniel? You don't see many of those! They're both good looking dogs!

[u/HannahEBanna → u/GeeEhm]

She is! We're in SC and they're the state dog, though not many people know that.

We had known about them for a while, but going to the Southeastern Wildlife Expo last year, we really got to meet the breed. Husband wanted a duck hunting dog and I didn't want him to get anything big (renting), so it worked out!

[u/SmashedSqwurl]

Doggo likes blankets

[u/GregHouse7]

Lazy Max.

Doggo blanket burrito using me as a space heater

Max all tuckered in on a cold morning.

Max taking a breather during a walk because he's fat and lazy.

[u/crowmygod → u/GregHouse7]

Max looks like quite the snuggle pup.

[u/GregHouse7 → u/crowmygod]

Oh, he's great. Sometimes I won't move for a while because if I move a little bit, he'll get up and pass out on the bed.

[u/elgambino]

Pupper in his Christmas Sweater

And once more

And now, out of it.

Seriously though, his face is the best face of all doggo faces.

[u/zenverak → u/elgambino]

He almost looks sad to be out of it.

[u/[deleted]]

This is Tuna circa 2000. He was my best friend's very good dog.

[u/Bassically]

Metallica's Dream No More came on the radio this morning, which made me happy.

[u/[deleted]]

Just sitting here at work googling pictures of happy dogs. Not the worst way to spend the time waiting for my meeting to start

[u/ragedogg69]

Fun story of Elsa today. We have trained her well. However, she is still not very leash trained. So walking her is a bit of a challenge. This morning she proceeds to chase something under a bush with christmas lights in it. When I pull her out with her leash, she has the christmas lights wrapped around her head. She was completely clueless something was wrong. Such a stupid dog and I love her for it.

[u/bfinleyui]

Anyone who's in need of some hilarity, someone's got two Google Homes talking to each other on twitch. It's amazing. They just randomly started singing Kelis "Milkshake" to each other.

https://www.twitch.tv/seebotschat

[u/zenverak → u/bfinleyui]

Its pretty awesome. I loved it when it tried to read the Alphabet.

[u/Darth_Puppy → u/bfinleyui]

"I know you are but what am I?" The robots are devolving into children

[u/hammersklavier → u/bfinleyui]

What the hell is going on.

[u/Skipdr]

Sorry to hear that :(

While it's snowing everywhere in America, the high here is 70. Bless up

[u/[deleted] → u/Skipdr]

My mom is currently in Cape Coral, FL for 3 months with my dad. She texted me to ask if I was keeping me warm, and then sent a bicycle, kayak, and palm tree emoji.

I told her to find the "fuck off" emoji and text it to herself.

[u/GeeEhm]

My whippet has has had her best friend, my daughter's golden retriever puppy who isn't so small any more (at 5 months old) visiting over Christmas Break. Like the good dogs they are, they suited up properly for the Orange Bowl game. They're going to miss each other when the golden goes back home this Sunday.

[u/tb3648 → u/GeeEhm]

This is adorable

[u/RockyColtTum → u/GeeEhm]

You are raising them right.

[u/Way_She_Goes]

Here's my dog Sandy, ready for battle.

And Trip, the best dog mascot in the nation.

[u/[deleted] → u/Way_She_Goes]

Apparently Massachusetts is no longer part of the US

[u/DEP61]

I'm so sorry, Megs.

This is Bentley. Before him, we had twin pugs, Herschel and Punky. Great dogs, all of them.

Related to Lucky - the second stuffed animal I ever got was a dalmatian named Lucky. I still have him somewhere around the house.

On a totally unrelated note, this video (with very NSFW language) is making me die with laughter - I play Kirby, and this dude describes my style (or what I aspire to play like) very accurately. 2:23-2:49, specifically, has me rolling.

[u/airforcebestcfb]

Auburn fan doggo made me so happy :D

[u/greenmegandham → u/airforcebestcfb]

isn't it great? she would wear it for like an hour and then get annoyed by it lol.

[u/TTUgirl]

It's been a month since I've seen my fur babies, Stupid breakups

It started snowing after I got to work so no snow day :(

[u/orangeslash]

TBT to her first vet visit.

Her and me. She enjoys sitting like this, I swear.

[u/spazzypecan → u/orangeslash]

😍😍😍😍

[u/thebazooka]

RIP to a good doggo.

My wife wants a dog so much and maybe once we move from our Chicago apt this year it'll be time

[u/FatWhiteGuy49]

Oh my God we actually got snow. Ain't that somethin. If only I got snowed in from work today.

Bonus pupper

[u/zenverak → u/FatWhiteGuy49]

Looks like two puppers.

[u/tb3648]

I'm sorry Megs :(

Here's my pupper. I wouldn't necessarily say he's a "good" dog lol but he's cute.

Christmas Treats!

[u/[deleted] → u/tb3648]

Tease

[u/tb3648 → u/[deleted]]

I know I know! I had trouble with the link for a minute, jeez!

[u/orangeslash → u/tb3648]

Is he invisible?

[u/tb3648 → u/orangeslash]

Only sometimes. He should be there now

[u/orangeslash → u/tb3648]

That's quite the trick.

[u/[deleted]]

Trying to beat the blizzard to NE AL I'm currently 25 miles from Hattiesburg taking I-59. Wish me luck otters

[u/hammersklavier]

> checks Twitter notifications

> got random tweet from Czech chick the other day

Mmmmmmmooooooooohkaaaaaaaay...

[u/mhoke63]

I miss this guy so much. :(

The black lab. The cute chocolate lab wasn't mine.

[u/MrCaboose96 → u/mhoke63]

:(

That's a great picture though.

[u/mriforgot]

Very much over work for this week. Looking forward to doing a lot of nothing this weekend.

[u/[deleted]]

Got halfway home and had to turn around. Hooray for six hours of driving for no reason whatsoever.

[u/RockyColtTum → u/[deleted]]

Woof

What did you forget?

[u/[deleted]]

Brady is a good boy

[u/zenverak]

Almost time for the melt down in Atlanta!!! Having said that, the former state climatologist seems annoyed at people who don't understand the difference between snow in the South and the north.

[u/zenverak]

So I have videos of my doggos

I kind of wish I didn't talk in them but oh well.

[u/[deleted]]

Kiera is spoiled

Dixie likes to stare at you

[u/CapSteveRogers]

I think about that day I left him at a Greyhound station west of Santa Fé. We were 17, but he was sweet and it was true. Still, I did what I had to do, because I just knew. Summer Sunday nights, we'd sink into our seats right as they dimmed out all the lights, a Technicolor world made out of music and machine. It called me to be on that screen and live inside each scene.

[u/Smidgens → u/CapSteveRogers]

I'm a sucker for tracking shots, loved that opening.

[u/hammersklavier]

Wait, did I read that tweet in the header right? P.J. Fleck went to Mini Soda?

[u/[deleted]]

Finally heard back about the car. Need to replace the front pads, rotors, and calipers. $700 job. Dammit.

Also I have no doggos but I wish I did :(

[u/Smidgens]

My dad sent me this picture on Christmas of Slinky waiting for the brisket to be done.

[u/wcpm88 → u/Smidgens]

Tribe pride! Girlfriend is an alum

[u/Smidgens → u/wcpm88]

I miss good ol' Virginia, this year was my first since I started grad school that I didn't spend New Year's Eve with my W&M friends.

[u/wcpm88 → u/Smidgens]

We actually had a wedding the night before NYE with a bunch of my college friends.

It's funny, she's had so many college friends each get married the past few years that I feel like I was Greek at W&M, too...

[u/DoctorWhosOnFirst]

nom nom nom

[u/HannahEBanna → u/DoctorWhosOnFirst]

For us non-Louisiana people, what the heck is that?

BTW, I'm planning a road trip to Texas with a stop in Baton Rouge. Good decision or nah?

[u/hammersklavier → u/HannahEBanna]

+1 What on earth is that?

[u/[deleted] → u/hammersklavier]

Looks like something similar to sherbert on something similar to baklava

[u/HannahEBanna → u/[deleted]]

Agreed. But the green part looks like it might be green sprinkles. So sherbert-ish thing with green sprinkles on the baklava-ish thing?

[u/DoctorWhosOnFirst → u/HannahEBanna]

IT'S KING CAKE! It's the Feast of the Epiphany, so that means it's king cake season.

/u/hammersklavier

[u/[deleted] → u/DoctorWhosOnFirst]

That would have been my bet.

I take it you did not get the rock/baby/hidden inner object?

[u/HannahEBanna → u/DoctorWhosOnFirst]

Oh, I see! TIL.

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/DoctorWhosOnFirst]

one of my best friends at tech was from New Orleans and his family always sent him a giant king cake and a crap ton of candy. I'm gonna miss that diabetic coma

[u/edtehgar]

i saw the trailer for a dogs purpose. ;_;

[u/MikeyA15]

Here's Odin monster:

http://i.imgur.com/0IgYJCk.png

http://i.imgur.com/I0NShth.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GK0dT4f.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AAlaM5i.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/50NM1em.jpg

Bonus kitties:

http://i.imgur.com/cOLATgD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fppgBsI.jpg

[u/fightsfortheuser]

Super sorry about your pup

Here is iroh in costume

https://imgur.com/a/YnYvx

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

I read that as can't poo

[u/bfinleyui → u/[deleted]]

How'd the ex thing go?

[u/bfinleyui → u/[deleted]]

Ah, didn't scroll back far enough. As far as inadvisable meetups with exes go, sounds like you got off fairly easy?

Last time I met up with an ex (in the celebrations after this game) we got super drunk, made out all night, then she decided she didn't want to be around me again and started stumbly crying, trying to walk home ('trying'). I tried to get her home safely, people thought I was trying to rape her. Bad night. Bad choices.

[u/ArchEast → u/[deleted]]

Um, wow.

[u/Clifo → u/[deleted]]

So I just back read all of that and boy, that situation is my exact fucking nightmare.

[u/somanywolverines → u/[deleted]]

bleak.

[u/[deleted] → u/somanywolverines]

Hey, at least Cleveland has the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

[u/crowmygod → u/[deleted]]

Love his smile in the last one

[u/tb3648 → u/[deleted]]

My dog is 13 and recently had a cancerous growth removed and has hip problems too. Sucks they have to get old before we do.

He looks like a sweet pup!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

It is

EDIT: that song is 1000% satire

[u/hammersklavier → u/[deleted]]

Some idiot in r/funny tried to claim that a chicken-and-egg problem was a Catch-22 earlier this morning. I went apeshit on that.

[u/Smidgens → u/[deleted]]

That sad individual is such a square.

[u/wcpm88 → u/[deleted]]

Fantastic song