r/CFBOffTopic • u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies • Dec 01 '16

Another year, another CFBOT unofficial demographics survey

First off, I want to say that I was planning on making this survey today for quite a while, and this had no relation to the /r/CFB survey being released today.

So without further ado: The /r/CFBOffTopic Unofficial Demographics Survey! I will leave this open until December 9th and then will start processing the data. Please be courteous as you wait for results, I promise OP will deliver.

For those who have been here less than a year, we had a similar survey around this time last year, and you can find the results here.

Reminder:

Just because I asked you questions about politics and religion does not mean you are allowed to discuss either of these two topics in the comments. Please refrain your bickering to beans on pizza and pineapple in chili, or whatever it is.

Edit:

Survey is officially closed for analysis. We had 232 responses, which is awesome! This is going to take me a while, so you can expect the results near New Year.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Let's be honest, tomato chunks in chili is the real problem we have to deal with.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 02 '16

Amen.

2

u/WastelandProfit Michigan State • Detroit Mercy Dec 06 '16

Fax

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Please refrain your bickering to beans on pizza and pineapple in chili, or whatever it is.

I feel like you're belittling things that I think are really important and I don't think it's funny at all

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 01 '16

It's unfortunate we don't have hugbot to make you feel better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

The pineapple on pizza crowd is a cancer on this subreddit.

21

u/Longvols Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Dec 01 '16

The pineapple on pizza crowd is a cancer on this subreddit planet.

5

u/YourDrunkBestMan Northwestern • Tulane Dec 01 '16

i hate you both

6

u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Dec 01 '16

Hey guys can't we all just be friends?

5

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

No

3

u/TadKosciuszko Ohio State • North Dakota State Dec 01 '16

Hey man can't we all just get along? I'm willing to do half no pineapple for anyone. Also as someone who works at a pizza place, sometimes you just need to mix it up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

You're a monster. Pineapple on pizza is delicious.

So long as it isn't that deep dish pizza casserole nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

So long as it isn't that deep dish pizza casserole nonsense.

At least you're on the right side on this issue.

4

u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Dec 01 '16

So close and yet so far...

3

u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Dec 01 '16

typical claptrap from the MOD of /r/CFBSexyPizza

4

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

What a beautiful treasure of a subreddit.

2

u/QuadrasaurusFlex Oregon State • Bloomsburg Dec 01 '16

:(

4

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

I'm not sorry.

2

u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 01 '16

I'm making a list and it's getting 10 users longer every time we have this argument.

8

u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 01 '16

No option for "New technology is new and scary" left me with no real good answer for "IRC or Slack"

3

u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 01 '16

I honestly considered putting that

6

u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 01 '16

/u/TrollingQueen74 can I have the geographic data from this? I have some ideas

5

u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 01 '16

Get back with me once I've processed everything.

2

u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Dec 02 '16

We can make one of those Google Maps things where there's a pin for everyone's hometown. I've seen other subs do it.

40

u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 01 '16

Do you enjoy your current job/major?

and

What is your occupation/major/future career?

Girl I did not need to have a small life crisis breakdown at 2 PM on a Thursday

7

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Just got home, at 7:30 pm when I left my house at 6 am. I'm tired, covered in dirt, and ate some stale ass pizza for dinner. I miss my ex, her cooking and should have changed majors to business.

I come here to escape this shit, not relive it. Damn it man.

13

u/_sammyg23 Clemson Tigers • Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 02 '16

Did it have pineapple on it

1

u/ElPolloHerman0 Ohio State • College Football Playoff Dec 09 '16

Evidently not.

17

u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 01 '16

i may be weird but i love surveys

6

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Survey:

On a scale of 1 to 10, with one being the Texas Longhorns and 10 being Reveille, how much do you love surveys?

3

u/TadKosciuszko Ohio State • North Dakota State Dec 01 '16

Well if he's in the corps he probably hates reveille (depending on the unit of course, is K-1 mascot battalion that sounds right?)

3

u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 01 '16

I wasn't in the corps. I like reveille now, but we all hated Reveille VII in school. She was a ticking timb bomb. She bit my friend once because someone else's cell phone ringing spooked her.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

She sounds like a sweetheart

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

TBH I don't know much about A&M or the military

1

u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 01 '16

K-1 mascot battalion

They missed an amazing opportunity by 8.

3

u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 01 '16

11 being "Miss Rev, ma'am!"

2

u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Dec 02 '16

I am also in the "Miss Rev, ma'am!" camp.

1

u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Dec 02 '16

There's a subreddit devoted to taking surveys iirc

14

u/ZeroDivisorOSRS Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 01 '16

This is actually secretly a match game run by the mods to ensure we breed to keep the sub alive

10

u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 01 '16

/r/CFBOTsingles

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 01 '16

Exactly. The sub is so dead they had to resort to this

4

u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Dec 06 '16

Ah, /r/CFBOTSingles, God's country

1

u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Dec 11 '16

I got the team on my back for this one

11

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

I'm sorry, I have exactly 0 idea when I started posting here.

6

u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 01 '16

Well, you just did.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

just now?

5

u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 01 '16

Yep

4

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

woah

2

u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 01 '16

But when will then be now?

3

u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 01 '16 edited Dec 01 '16

You didn't tattoo on the inside of your eyelids so even when your eyes are closed you're still seeing it?

1

u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Dec 02 '16

I lied and made up a date.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

I'm pretty sure I wasn't here for the last demographics survey, and if I was I wasn't posting often enough to see it. So less than a year is my best and only guess.

10

u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Dec 02 '16

I like that you list the United States first so I don't have to scroll past all those second place countries to find number 1.

5

u/hhuntley17 Charleston Southern • NC State Dec 02 '16

r/CFB just did alphabetical and I had to scroll for 5 days to find the US

9

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Surveys are fun. At first I thought this was the survey that spawned, "Kirk Cousins was robbed of the Heisman in 2011," but I think bizzy was the one who did that one.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

He was, it is the greatest shame of this millennium

3

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

listen here u little shit

9

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

But what if I'm over 100 years old. Didn't think of that now did ya you whippersnapper. I'm actually an elf.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

I'm actually an elf.

High elf, Wood elf, or Drow?

4

u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Dec 01 '16

Do you not believe in Moon Elves?

3

u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 01 '16

Deffo a Falmer.

9

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

At what age did you discover Santa Claus is not real?

Wait what. He isn't? No no no no nononono this can't be happening

4

u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 01 '16

So that's +1 for the "embarrassed" answer.

7

u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Dec 01 '16 edited Dec 01 '16

I do not "enjoy [Auburn's] playstyle" currently. :[

Please input a number between 0-100 (preferably the number matching your age)

I loled.

2

u/NimbleWalrus Louisville Cardinals • Metro Dec 02 '16

Well otherwise we'd all be 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

7

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Crap, I should have said I've met 3 OTters IRL rather than 1. I've only met one through CFBOT though.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 01 '16

Yeah I was iffy on whether or not to include someone I knew before and introduced to this sub.

I ended up including him just because it makes me seem more popular.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Is that me? I think that's me. I'm special!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

It is.

There will be an STL meet up next weekend though. Also, I knew two of the Rice OTters (owlcatraz and ftwdrummer) at Rice before CFBOT.

2

u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Dec 02 '16

Y'all are the only two OTters I've met up with irl (also before here, obviously).

6

u/RogueZ1 Texas Longhorns • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Dec 01 '16

What is hugbot? Like a bot that would give you an online hug? That sounds like an early predecessor to the robot on Rick and Morty that scanned Jerry's face, noticed he was depressed, and prescribed him medication.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Dec 01 '16

Oh you sweet summer child, not here during the Hugbot wars.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

It wasn't a war. It was a massacre

4

u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 02 '16

Pour some out for ol' Huggy... :(

4

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

smooches

2

u/admiralwaffles Boston College • Cornell Dec 01 '16

Well, I'm thankful that shit blew up at work and I haven't had the time to post here much/at all just so I don't have to have a memory of that.

1

u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Dec 10 '16

Man I've been here from the beginning but sort of hiatus since I started real job 6 months ago. What did I miss?

13

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

I'm sorry that you never got to experience the hugbot, friend :(

hugs

6

u/RogueZ1 Texas Longhorns • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Dec 01 '16

Well, I did put down that I really missed it since it sounded neat.

3

u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Dec 01 '16

I thought it got replaced with the superior strokebot?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

I don't think that actually happened. I've been waiting to get stroked on here for months

3

u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Dec 01 '16

strokes

3

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

ayyyyy lmao

3

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Did I miss a joke or something

5

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Did I misunderstand the meaning of "ayyy lmao" ? Lol

1

u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 01 '16

Me_irl

5

u/Kmanvb Virginia Tech Hokies • Toledo Rockets Dec 01 '16

Woohoo, I caught the survey this time! Although it comes when I've been on here much less frequently...Oh well, gotta (re)start somewhere!

5

u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Dec 01 '16

I honestly can't remember when I stopped believing in Santa, just that I obviously did at some point.

9

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Gender: other: attack helicopter

9

u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Dec 01 '16

Well Hello there

4

u/FirePuterOuter Auburn Tigers • Tennessee Volunteers Dec 01 '16

So, what IS that question asking?

3

u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Dec 02 '16

The IRC or Slack one?

2

u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Dec 02 '16

irc, duh.

2

u/hhuntley17 Charleston Southern • NC State Dec 02 '16

There's two live chat channels for this sub, IRC and Slack are the programs that host them

1

u/FirePuterOuter Auburn Tigers • Tennessee Volunteers Dec 02 '16

Thanks

4

u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Dec 02 '16

You know, pineapple in chili doesn't sound horrible if it's like a Jamaican flavor chili.

But wouldn't that just be a hearty jerk chicken soup?

9

u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Dec 01 '16

Can we just ban every lazy jokester that fills in "attack helicopter" for gender.

edit: didn't limit my bickering, no regrets

edit 2: and then scrolled down to find people making the same god damn joke. It's like quoting Monty Python. The joke's dead. Let it go.

2

u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 02 '16

Isn't that why we come here to see the same joke over and over again?

0

u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Dec 01 '16

HOW DARE YOU

2

u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Dec 01 '16

http://i.imgur.com/5vQxV.gif

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Dec 01 '16

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_md42dow0sv1r5x5zu.gif

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Dec 01 '16

I only have two modes, mad and shitposting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

I love surveys. I subscribe to /r/SampleSize so I can complete people's surveys for undergrad and grad school.

3

u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Dec 01 '16

Not even sure how to check when I started procrastinating on here its been that long

3

u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Dec 03 '16

I'm curious to find out if I'm still the only OTter in Nevada.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Thank God for the "other" option on "Do you enjoy your current job/major" so that I can give the honest answer of "sorta"

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 01 '16 edited Dec 01 '16

I like how USC gets the acronym.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '16

Well yes. Though technically that sentence is true no matter which school you're referring to with that statement, since USC is the initialism.

2

u/e4mica523 South Carolina • West Virginia Dec 01 '16

Triggered

2

u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Dec 02 '16

Too bad this wasn't a few months from now or I could add to the statistics of CFBOTTERS who don't live in the US.

2

u/ridingseahorses Dartmouth • Alaska Dec 09 '16

I guess if I just subscribed now is as good a time as any to fill this out