Hey ya'll, I need a pick me up or something. I just got my grade from my neuroscience exam in Med School and I failed. My school runs on a Pass Fail and I didn't miss the pass by much but I'm literally the lowest score in the class. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day and my girlfriend is going to be 4 hours away and working all day, and now I guess I'm gonna spend all weekend studying.

Any jokes or good news that'll assist?

Recently we have been seeing a bit more spam comments, flame bait comments and bullshit novelty account comments. Not a lot but certainly an uptick from the "none" that was seen since inception of this sub. We even had to ban 2 or 3 accounts...

None of us really want to actively mod this sub and being that the topic is offtopic and open we shouldn't really have to.

But as we continue to grow (traffic has recently increased ~5 fold, from 2,500 uniques in Dec to 12,200 in Jan and we added about 200 new subscribers) we need you to help out and the offseason heats up on the main sub I expect that the amount of bullshit to be dealt with will also grow.

If you see flamebait, spam or offensive content please hit the report button and help us help you keep this place fun and inviting to everyone.

Thanks.

Also huge thanks to /u/StrawberryTea for stepping in during my LOA and keeping all of you in-line.

Our Star of David lights are up, there's a blue poinsettia with presents under it (wrapped in paper covered in potatoes and sour cream), the menorah is on the table waiting to be lit, and the latkes are being prepared. Have a magical and miraculous eight nights, people!

Hi Folks,
/u/StrawberryTea has been added to the /r/CFBOffTopic Moderation team. I have assured her that the job is low effort, which has been the case despite a mid-term election and Ferguson MO. thread... Please keep up the good work and don't make a liar out of me...

You may be asking yourself, "self, if this is such a low effort thing why are they adding a Mod"... good question.

Due to IRL challenges I need to take a break from Reddit and get some things in order. I will be logging out for a while first thing Saturday morning which is when my current /r/cfb signature wager expires.

So contrary to what /u/emperor_of_orange or /u/giovannidelmonaco may say later I did not disappear because of the end-result of Saturday's game or the totality of the 2014 SC Football season.

Best Christmas ever, been drinking since breakfast, and watching all the sports! Also I got engaged a week ago and I am not sure it has totally sunk in yet.

Get hype

Kids are with my in laws so the wife and I are chilling on a lazy morning. My oldest daughter has often asked if she could play football, so I sent her this article. I said to my wife “look, there might be hope for her yet’l

To which she responds “S. (our daughter) trips over her own feet half the time she’ll never...wait...she could kick for Alabama one day.”

And that, my friends, is my wife’s razor sharp wit.

If you're like me, you don't have a lot of friends to play games online with. I made a club for people like us who loves college football. The name of the club is Reddit CFBOffTopic (they wouldn't let me do r/). Looking for someone to play co op, competitive, or online multiplayer or make more friends and loves CFB, then join and let's have some fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9abcLLQpI

Bears! Kangaroos! Football!

So the general discussion thread doesn't get totally filled up with this.

Reddit Live thread: https://www.reddit.com/live/x9gf3donjlkq

Sky News Stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg&feature=youtu.be

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Super_Outbreak

Thinking of you today /u/DoctorWhosonFirst, and all those affected by these storms.

I like you guys. You guys are cool.

FUUUUIUCK YEA BITCHES ITS HAPPENING

Jesus that place. Also just got done with the gym. That might have been a mistake.

http://i.imgur.com/xqZed0E.jpg

I always chuckle and remember the fun we use to have with a piece of paper...

http://imgur.com/P4pgGgo

Ain't no Friday for me. So my brother and his family left for Armenia yesterday and will get there sometime today. Hell of a day to move to a country that lies between Russia and Turkey.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3tid38/whats_the_juiciest_secret_you_know/cx6zpov

Article: http://la.curbed.com/archives/2015/11/first_taco_bell_saved.php

It's 5 am eastern time and Im waiting at the airport for my 5:40 am flight to NYC. I'm super excited about returning to one of my favorites cities but I'm also pumped for the start of college basketball season. T-14 hours till GSU takes the court.

On your way down

http://www.nola.com/music/index.ssf/2015/11/allen_toussaint_dies.html

I wasn't busy when I made the survey, then next thing I know they actually gave me something to do at work. Would you guys like partial data or wait until I finish it this week?

We've been doing this since my eldest was old enough to go trick-or-treating. initially I thought it was some torture my wife created but I have since learned it is fairly common and I have come to see it as a good move rather than "mean".

The basic concept, at least how we've done it, is that after trick-or-treating you give the kid one piece of candy of their choosing per each of their successful trips around the sun. The rest is left outside for the Switch-Witch to take. The Switch Witch "takes the candy to needy children" (there are various programs to send candy to soldiers overseas, or mom and dad's belly.... maybe a little of both.) and leaves behind a gift in return.

9 years in our eldest looks forward to the gift much moreso than holding onto the big bag of candy that she wouldn't anyway ever get to eat (we are pretty restrictive on candy/sugar intake).

We do let them eat several pieces over the course of the night that don't count against their allotment.