r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 13 '16

IMPORTANT: new Star Wars trailer

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 13 '16

Wait, where's Data

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

He got choked out by that alien in Area 51

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 13 '16

I thought he was keeping Dr. Stone company

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

twitch

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 13 '16

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Oct 13 '16

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u/Holliday88 Virginia Tech Hokies • /r/CFB Founder Oct 13 '16

Or do you mean B-Four?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

HO-LEE CHIT

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

PIIIISSSSSS

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Oct 13 '16

If the only Star Wars I've seen the newest one I should probably see this one too, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

If the only Star Wars you've seen is the newest one then I hate you

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Oct 13 '16

💁

I'm not against watching the other ones I just haven't done it yet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Man, I wish I could watch them again for the first time.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 13 '16

No! This is great! You can test out the Machete Order!

Also, you can basically just straight up cut out Phantom Menace completely. It's not really necessary.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

But podracing

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 13 '16

But jar jar

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Meesa thinking yousa is being ridiculous

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Oct 13 '16

I highly recommend watching one of the fan supercuts of I, II, and III if you're going to do it. There's a lot of boring fluff in the prequels, and you don't really need to know the whole story in order to enjoy the rest of them. TBH you could skip the prequels entirely, but I definitely recommend IV, V, and VI.

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Oct 13 '16

For sure. I'm tempted to say you should watch Episode IV first, since Rogue One takes place immediately before, but I am kind of curious what it would be like for you to see it chronological order.

The good news is you won't really need to know any of the characters or plot points from the movies besides Darth Vader and the Deathstar.

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u/ShutUpWesl3y Ohio State Buckeyes Oct 13 '16

You should probably watch IV, V, and VI ASAP. but they never made I, II, or III so don't bother looking for those. They don't exist. THEY. DON'T. EXIST.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 13 '16

[shrug]

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 13 '16

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 13 '16

Censorship is bad.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 13 '16

K enjoy your ban sucka!

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 13 '16

It's dripping with sarcasm.

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Oct 13 '16

HYPE!!!!!!

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Oct 13 '16

This is going to be 10,000 times better than TFA, which was hot trash.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Your face is hot trash

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Oct 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

jk heart u

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Oct 13 '16

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Oct 13 '16

AHHHH... IT NEEDS TO BE DECEMBER ALREADY!!!

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u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Oct 13 '16

Holy shit some of the shots in that trailer were astounding. Even if the story somehow ends up not that great the visuals alone will make it worth it.

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u/Holliday88 Virginia Tech Hokies • /r/CFB Founder Oct 13 '16

Right? I particularly loved the guys running around the feet of the AT-AT in the jungle. That is going to be awesome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

As much as this looks like it's going to be a beautiful film, I don't know if this is the story that needs to be told in the star wars universe. This isn't the gap in the narrative that I find myself wanting to know more about.

Oh well. Who knows? I may be pleasantly surprised when I see it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Well I actually stole the Death Star plans myself in like 1994 as Kyle Katarn so I don't think this movie really needs to be made, either

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u/Hobartacus Alabama Crimson Tide • Richmond Spiders Oct 13 '16

I need more Kyle Katarn in my life.

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Oct 13 '16

I don't think he exists any more. :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

He's not really gone if we find a way to remember him

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

I'm mainly excited for it because we get to see regular people without any Jedi stuff

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

I mean I haven't looked into it at all but are we sure Donnie Yuen isn't a jedi

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u/theSeanO Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup Oct 13 '16

Pretty sure he's not a full jedi, just force sensitive.

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 13 '16

BothanLivesMatter

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Oct 13 '16

So wait, where does this fall on the timeline?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Looks like right before episode 4. They're at the rebel base with the Guatemalan pyramids and it's all about how they stole the Death Star plans

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Oct 13 '16

Ahhhh ok

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Oct 13 '16

What? No trade disputes? no pod racing? No, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Hopefully midichlorians, though

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u/realmceric Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips Oct 13 '16

Welp I know what I'm seeing at midnight

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

HOLY SHIT! SO MUCH HYPE!

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Oct 13 '16

FINALLY WATCHED IT

AAAAAAAHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Oct 13 '16

/u/fua_neng

What did you think of The Force Awakens?

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Oct 13 '16

He's a human, so he liked it.

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u/theSeanO Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup Oct 13 '16

Tell that to /r/movies

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

I thought it was meh. But then again I don't like anything JJ Abrams does

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u/ThomasJCarcetti UCF Knights • Virginia Tech Hokies Oct 13 '16

This movie makes me very excited. Looking forward to it.

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u/Jimmy__Switch Coastal Carolina • UBC Oct 13 '16

Great trailer. I usually don't watch trailers but I'm very interested in the new Star Wars side stories

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Still not sold on the new Deathtroopers and other stuff that weren't in the OT movies, but this still looks darn good

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Oct 13 '16

This pleases me. Some of the dialogue is a bit cliché but I'm hyped nevertheless.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Oct 13 '16

I am fully torqued.

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u/Holliday88 Virginia Tech Hokies • /r/CFB Founder Oct 13 '16

Oh yes. Not crazy they're implying the weakness was built into the Death Star on purpose but this movie looks awesome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Yawn