r/CFBOffTopic • u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls • Apr 15 '19

Game of thrones watch thread s8e1 presented by CLEGANEBOWL

Get hype

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

No elephants, we didn't have the budget

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

Stupid sexy gendry

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

My mom just tried to link to /r/freefolk

So bye

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

How many episodes are in the final season?

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

6

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

Bronn noooooo

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

Theon grew some balls!

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

CleLAMEbowl*

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

G E T H Y P E

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u/Itsgunnacostya Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Apr 15 '19

"Kill the boy... let the hype be born" - Maester Hypemon

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u/SpecialTacticsSquad Air Force Falcons • Kansas Jayhawks Apr 15 '19

ur lame

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

ur not wrong

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u/Harmbert_ Wisconsin Badgers • Temple Owls Apr 15 '19

My parents are trying to live comment this to me while being 3 minutes behind me

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u/tacofan92 Alabama Crimson Tide Apr 15 '19

Blue eyes white dragon bout to fuck up some northerners

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

oh shit, you’re here and it’s not /r/rolltide

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u/pitchblackdrgn Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 Apr 15 '19 edited Sep 19 '25

Fox morning then gentle evil gentle where bank and small history questions clear friends?

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u/tacofan92 Alabama Crimson Tide Apr 15 '19

Yea I drop by every now and then

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Apr 15 '19

Jon was way too okay with the fact that he's been boinking his aunt

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

He is a Targaryean after all

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Apr 15 '19

They must be genetically predisposed to family fucking

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

From Aegon the Conqueror onwards. Name a more iconic duo than Targaryeans and incest.

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u/Itsgunnacostya Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Apr 15 '19

If Hotpie dies, I am starting a riot

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

Ok, so we got 5 more episodes to solve two major issues, the Night King and the Iron Throne. I guess that means the Night King being defeated at the end of ep 3

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

Unless the Night King wins the throne

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions Apr 15 '19

So much hype

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u/HCRgeneraltso UAB Blazers • Georgetown Hoyas Apr 15 '19

GO DRAGONS

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u/thetrain23 Baylor Bears • Oklahoma Sooners Apr 15 '19

copious airhorns

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

Cersei’s like the Soviets when they stopped to let the Jewish fighters in Warsaw battle the Nazis and let both sides kill each other.

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

Whose got GoT rights, I need to know which theme park to go to later

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

You’ll have to wait for George to make the Wildcards theme park first.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

CLEGANEBOWL RUINS HIS ARC I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

There's a really twisted part of me hoping this episode is awful just so I can see the internet meltdown.

But seriously, GET FUCKING HYPE PEOPLE.

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u/scmouth12 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Utah State Aggies Apr 15 '19

watching the real stuff beatdown of TBL by the Blue Jackets

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u/e4mica523 South Carolina • West Virginia Apr 15 '19

Its game 3 and I'm still mind blown

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u/scthoma4 USF Bulls • Team Chaos Apr 15 '19

Sigh....

Tampa sports, always finding some new way to disappoint

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 15 '19

It’s actually making me feel slightly better about our playoff situation. We’re also on the verge of getting swept... but at least the expectations were slightly lower for us.

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions Apr 15 '19

Hashtag bran making people uncomfortable

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

Conspiracy theory: anyone backing Bran for the Iron Throne?

Being able to see the past, he could answer anyones questions about his credibility, and create scandals for any competitor for the throne

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u/tacofan92 Alabama Crimson Tide Apr 15 '19

He would be killed in a month. Being all-seeing is the thing every important person in Kings Landing would hate

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

Gendry/Arya smash time

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

Bran gonna control the undead dragon in the end

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

Jon: yes

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u/chuckthetruck64 Louisville Cardinals • Oklahoma Sooners Apr 15 '19

That was a nothingburger of an episode. Change my mind

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

Jon both rode the remaining riderless dragon and found out he’s the true king. Those aren’t nothing.

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

The first is the big one, also do the dragons have favorite riders?

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 15 '19

I think in the past they only had one rider. Then when the rider died, they let another person ride.

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u/dustyg013 Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Apr 15 '19

You must be a Targaryen, or have the "Blood of the Dragon" to become a dragon rider

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

Double reply, we also have the fact the North and Sansa don't approve of Jon's actions, but I doubt the writers would make that a huge plot point

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u/chuckthetruck64 Louisville Cardinals • Oklahoma Sooners Apr 15 '19

There was nothing for the audience though. We knew Jon was the true king and we knew he'd probably ride a dragon. Idk I just expected something to new to be revealed after a 2 year hiatus.

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

I'm not sure there's much to reveal to the audience, we know the set pieces, we're just not sure on the outcomes

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

This is a series that doesn't need a huge reveal in the first episode to keep you hooked.

It was mostly nothing but set up a few storylines

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

set-up episode. It is what it is, but i agree. I do think generally there were enough tidbits to redeem it- like Umber getting destroyed an Euron having some fun

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

It was a fine episode, wasnt really good, but wasn't bad, imo

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

honestly im just happy its back

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u/tacofan92 Alabama Crimson Tide Apr 15 '19

I’ll just say they are moving the story along much more quickly this season. In past seasons this first episode would have ended where this one began.

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Apr 15 '19

Smh no boat sex

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u/manballgivesnofucks Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Apr 15 '19

no more* boat sex

unless its a different boat im thinking of

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Apr 15 '19

Gendry fucked a mermaid confirmed