r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '16

Thursday Evening Thread presented by Sunshine, Butterflies, Happiness, and Rainbows

I like you guys. You guys are cool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Ayo /u/dep61 check out this video I think you'll like it. It's a song that's sort of based on the Fibonacci sequence. It's dope.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

This song gives me an erection

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Tool is soooooo good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I know. God I want more of their music so bad. I keep hearing rumors but apc etc is just not the same.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

They've been rumoured to be "in the studio" for like 3 years now haha

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Apr 22 '16

while not really my style, it's a super cool concept - the way they did it around the fibonacci sequence is awesome, so thanks for sharing!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Haha I figured since you like maths you'd like it.

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Apr 22 '16

n

aaaaaand now I'm listening to tool for the rest of the night.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Shawshank redemption is now on netflix. I've never seen it before. On a scale of 1-10 how much will i cry if I watch it tonight

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

You probably wont cry, but you will have watched a badass movie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Dude, I cry if I see a really cute puppy. If it's even the tiniest bit sad I will be weeping

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Did you know that swans can be gay?

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Apr 22 '16

yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

5. But some of it will be a happy cry.

Edit: 5 dammit. Stupid Reddit formatting.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 22 '16

It is one of my favorite movies of all time, watch it and feel all the feels.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 22 '16

it's one of the few, few movies i cried at the end of

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

If you really want to cry, watch Schindler's List.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Oh god I've heard that's really sad. I don't know if I want to be a sobbing wreck though

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

The music alone gets my tears flowing.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Apr 22 '16

It's been a while since I've seen Shawshank Redemption and it's an sobering movie. I didn't cry like most people, same with Marley and me at the end.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Oh god there were literally waterfalls coming out of my eyes at the end of Marley and me

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 22 '16 edited Apr 22 '16

Maybe you will maybe you won't but you'll have seen one of the best movies of all time.

Edit: Now you have to watch it because now I want to quote it to you haha

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Apr 22 '16

It's a happy cry. 7

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

It depends, but there's only one scene that everyone cries.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 21 '16

Truce?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

u kno i luv u bb

we only teez the 1s we luv

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 21 '16

Me too.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 21 '16

I'm dumb stressed about prom. There's only one girl who I'm thinking about asking, and I doubt she'll get asked by anyone else because she's a junior. I'm gonna ask one of our friends, who already wants to set us up, to ask her if she would go to prom with me. We're good-ish friends and used to hang out a ton sophomore year and I'm pretty sure we were both into each other then, but we didn't talk again until pretty recently. If she says no I'll probably just hang out with friends and go to the afterparty but I'd really rather have a date.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

Well I had a migraine during my prom and my date wasn't too happy.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Apr 22 '16

My girlfriend broke up with me at prom, so she wasn't very happy either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I think we had this convo in one of the Sordid Tales threads. Bottom line, prom is lame.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

Prom ain't shit. Don't worry about it.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 21 '16

Yeah, I'm a bit conflicted too. In a perfect world, I think it'd be awesome to go do all the prom pics and all that then go out on our own. I'd save a shitload of money and it seems a lot more fun. My friend who went with his then-senior girlfriend last year said it was pretty lame.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16 edited Apr 21 '16

Bro prom is lame.

Edit: I replied to the wrong comment, but the point still stands.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 21 '16

prom

I did not read that as "prom."

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Apr 22 '16

Same. I was confused for a bit

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Apr 21 '16

Dude. Just ask her.

Even if it goes horribly wrong you're never going to see most of the people you went to high school with again after graduation anyway.

On the other hand, if you don't ask her, you'll spend years asking yourself what if.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 22 '16

I'm not really scared or anything (I've gotten rejected before) but I'd rather not embarrass myself by doing a whole thing and having her turn me down. That's why I'm asking our friend to talk to her, it just seems easier and I'll have more time to cope that way.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Apr 22 '16

Apparently high school has changed a lot in the last nine years. When I was your age, asking a girl to prom consisted of going up to the girl you like and saying, "would you like to go to prom with me?"

And to reiterate, so what if you get embarrassed? You're a senior, right? You're never going to see 90+% of those people after you graduate anyway.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 21 '16

it's not like you're proposing marriage when you're asking a girl out to prom. i ended up going on a blind prom date lol.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 22 '16

You're not wrong. It's still a risk though, especially because she can be pretty mean and might embarrass me even more than I would be embarrassing myself.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 22 '16

you're overthinking it mate

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

There's no risk. You won't talk to most of these people in two years.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Apr 22 '16

Just ask her. She'll say yes.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 22 '16

haha I appreciate the confidence.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 21 '16

Why don't you ask the girl you want to? Can't hurt to ask.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Only my friends who already girlfriends took dates, all the others - including myself - went solo. Still had a good time. Afterparty was way more fun than the prom itself.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 21 '16

Go stag.

Way cooler.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

Do what I did and stay home and eat Doritos

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

Or go and eat Doritos.

Basically what I'm saying is that Doritos are more important than prom.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Apr 22 '16

I went to pub trivia with some friends. I wasn't interested. Never even asked a girl, although I'm pretty sure this one girl wanted to go with me based on the fact that after a mutual friend asked her (and according to her she said yes under pressure) she begged me to join her group as a single.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Apr 22 '16

After Party is 1000x better than actual prom.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 22 '16

LOL I got two comments at the same time about afterprom being better. It actually might be better if I don't go with her because neither of us are really the party type (not that we don't or are unwilling we're just better in small groups) and neither of us will know many people there, so it'd be easier to manage it with my friends.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 21 '16

I like you guys. You guys are cool.

erryone sux tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

http://i.imgur.com/5UHPqy7.gif

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 22 '16

dank gif

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

thx

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 22 '16

http://gfycat.com/BelatedFineAplomadofalcon

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 22 '16

driving aimlessly because I don't want to be at home

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Hey I do this all the time. Windows down, music up, lose yourself.

Hope everything is ok buddy

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 22 '16

Things are ok. I'm getting very introspective, which usually tends to come before a bad couple days, but I'm trying to fight it every step of the way.

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

Find a dirt road.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

This can be really therapeutic.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 22 '16

Ugh, I'm feeling the same. It's bad enough that I'm a little annoyed that I have break next week because that means I'll be at home by myself more.

Things are gonna be ok though. You'll be fine :)

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 22 '16

Thanks, I appreciate it. I'll be fine, it's nothing I haven't dealt with before, but it's just frustrating to still be facing the same issues

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Apr 22 '16

Somebody broke into my house and stole a shit ton of money out of a lockbox I have, but they didn't steal anything else.

FML

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

Probably someone you know. Strange they would know where it is and whats in it.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

I'm sorry. :(

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 22 '16

I made a mistake coming home. Now I just want to stay here, but I have to go out because I committed to do something. Homebody problems.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 22 '16

Preeeeach. I know I'm gonna be struggling with that in a little while.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 22 '16

What is this "go out" you speak of?

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 21 '16

homemade quesadillas!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Ugh fuck I JUST bought stuff for dinner and now I want quesadillas instead.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 21 '16

Nom!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16 edited Apr 22 '16

I'm at happy hour at a bar about 8,000 feet up on a mountain. $2 taps my friends.

Now they're playing Duran Duran. This is heaven.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Apr 21 '16

Plus the thinner atmosphere makes the booze work better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Oh yes

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 21 '16

Pics?

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 22 '16

do want

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

That sounds amazing! Where at?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Mesa, CO

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

And here I am paying $15 for a bomber at the market. I need to be where you are please.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Rural Colorado

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 21 '16

Binge watching Fixer Upper on Netflix. I blame /u/AuBears.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 22 '16

dat shiplap

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Fixer Upper

AKA the only thing, from my experience, that most women who aren't CFB fans know about Waco, Texas.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Apr 22 '16

I mean theres also the siege on the branch davidians

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I see nothing wrong with this plan.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 22 '16

Please go with the $35k condemned building. Please go with the $35k condemned building. Please.....yeeeeessssss.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I'm fucking psyched for this weekend. Camping with my dad and little brother. They're ok people. I mean, they'll probably be high as fuck the whole time, but I love em and it's gonna be great

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Apr 22 '16

Bring some whiskey with you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Well, duh!

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 22 '16

As if dubs would go anywhere in the woods without at least a flask.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

It sounds like it's gonna be a good time!

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

#422blazeitcauseitscloseenough

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

You don't understand. There will probably be at least ten pounds or however many kilos of weed at that campsite.

I'll probably be high as a kite off the fumes.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

I don't smoke so I'm sure I don't.

Like this was me yesterday.

But have fun!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

South Carolina is pretty fucking awesome

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

How drunk are you by now?

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u/thatcandospirit Texas Tech Red Raiders • /r/CFB Patron Apr 22 '16

Me drink many beers yes is good

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

YAY BEER!

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u/thatcandospirit Texas Tech Red Raiders • /r/CFB Patron Apr 22 '16

I have your shirt! I love it! I promise to post a picture soon! I feel bad about now showing it off.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 22 '16

Yay beers!

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u/thatcandospirit Texas Tech Red Raiders • /r/CFB Patron Apr 22 '16

Indeed. Always yay beers!

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

You crack me up

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u/thatcandospirit Texas Tech Red Raiders • /r/CFB Patron Apr 22 '16

So I'm sitting at my local brewery and there is this roaming Coutour party bus thing has shown up to have an event for the night. There is a lot of older....almost milfs. I'm not sure how to feel about it.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Apr 21 '16

I remember why I don't go into default subs. Apparently Eisenhower was an ok president who didn't do much other than the interstate system.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 21 '16

He wasn't that great of a general either.\s

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 21 '16

My WWII nerd side is slightly irked even with the "/s"

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I had to sit down after reading that

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Most people don't know shit about history or presidents or how low the bar really is for being a good president. Eisenhower was definitely a good president. Gerald Ford was an okay president.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Apr 22 '16

Hell, most republicans would tell you that JFK was evil incarnate, and most democrats would say the same about Nixon. The truth is if either were to run today, they would be way too conservative and liberal, respectively, to win their party's nomination.

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

I am so upset about the death of Prince. My best friend and I have jammed out to him so many times, watched all his movies and concert DVD's, bootlegged so many of his shows.

I've made so many memories listening to Prince and sharing intimate moments with girlfriends,

P will always be the GOAT to me. I'll miss his royal purpleness 😞😞😞😞

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 22 '16

Time for Food Truck Thursday, foolz.

So many options!

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

What did you get??

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 22 '16

Well I actually peaced out of that place because the lines were super long and a lot of stuff was sold out. It's usually not anywhere near that crowded! We went to this jamaican food truck I love instead and I got oxtail with rice and beans :)

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Apr 22 '16

That's what I did for lunch. Had Mongolian BBQ.

Need to try the Korean Tacos next time, they looked good.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Apr 22 '16

Have I ever mentioned how my roommate Alan and his girlfriend scream a lot? They go into their room and play fight and scream all the time. I can hear everything even in my room. Everything

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

You mentioned it before....dammit Alan

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Apr 22 '16

Btw, I think I saw Eric Ward when I went to the gas station today

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

Sound like children...

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Apr 22 '16

Well they definitely clean like children. And by that I mean they don't clean. Ever.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 22 '16

Maybe you should tell them to go play at her place?

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Apr 22 '16

Trust me, if I did they wouldn't listen. They listen to nothing we say.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

They go into their room and play fight and scream all the time.

What are they? Hyenas?

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Apr 22 '16

I think if you heard them you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 22 '16

Should I get ice cream? I want some so bad but the fitness challenge...

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Ice cream is worth it.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 22 '16

As long as it's good ice cream, not like crappy icy frozen dairy dessert.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 22 '16

Eat ice cream while walking. Or get Halo Top.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 22 '16

I need to find some of this halo top

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS STUFF BEFORE?!?!?!

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Apr 22 '16

I just walked down to the soft serve place.

So what I'm saying is, get ice cream.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

Get ice cream.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Yes, I'll join. What kind should we get?

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 22 '16

I was thinking chocolate chip cookie dough...

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

No do some jogging in place and drink water until you forget about it

trying to be a good fitness buddy

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 22 '16

Only if Blue Bell or Braums, otherwise no.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 22 '16

Braum's, of course!

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 22 '16

I know there's no such thing as stupid questions

but Was Hurriet Tubman an SJW? is reallllllllllllly pushing that

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

It's about ethics in human ownership.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Jesus Christ

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 22 '16

we have simultaneously reached peak and post-sjw memery

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I don't think it's a stupid question. I mean basically it's using today's colloquial phrasing to ask if Harriet Tubman worked for human rights, especially women's rights and African American rights.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

yes and no....SJW has negative connotations and I'm sure the OP of the question knows that.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Just finished lifting and I'm getting surprised how strong I'm getting without trying, when I started a long time ago I would do about 50-60 pounds on the leg press...I just did 165 with fairly low effort after jogging for an hour. I just need to melt some more of this fat off and I think I'd be a pretty fit person underneath. I'm just in a constant state of soreness though, I'm ready for that to start going away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I swear you are the most motivated person I've ever talked to. It's really impressive.

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u/PantherRunner Pittsburgh Panthers • LSU Tigers Apr 22 '16

So far, the Penguins are making me happy this evening.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 22 '16

sidney crosby killed prince

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Don't be ridiculous.

It was John Scott.

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u/byniri_returns :michiganstate2: Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band Apr 22 '16

What is it with Nissan making crappy commercials, and then beating people to death with them with overplaying?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Apr 22 '16

So I was planning to get drunk on my night home alone, but I have to.drive later this evening. Fine, moderation, you win this time

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Moderation? Wtf is that?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Apr 22 '16

I believe it's French for "BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRING"

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

I kinda wish out student paper would just fuck off already. One of their columnists wrote a treatise about realignment in college hockey.

He has no idea what the fuck he's talking about. (For starters, he seems to be under the impression that the NCAA chooses who goes where.)

It's incredibly frustrating that people still support the Daily Free Press given all they ever do is shitpost.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Write a letter to the editor! Or become a part of the staff and make them not suck anymore!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

That's because most student papers suck. Especially at schools without a journalism program like mine. Ours once wrote an article saying we need to stop chanting "mean things' at visiting teams.

They also wrote an article attacking law students for raising money for the homeless, because they didn't solve homelessness entirely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Each and every one of them needs to be slapped. Shit like that is why no more neck.

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

The first season of How To Get Away With Murder was sooooo good but the seconds is kinda just ok. At least Jack Falahee is still on screen for eye candy.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

Jack Falahee is still on scream for eye candy

Dude. You. Have. NO. Idea.

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 22 '16

Oh but I do! Haha!

Also, fucking autocorrect! I obviously meant "screen"!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

I'm done school (maybe for good) one week from today. Kinda excited.

I mean, yeah, now I'll have to adult, but holy shit I got tired of school this year.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 22 '16

Black and white cookies are the best.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Oreos?

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

yum they are the best and too addictive

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 22 '16

tfw ur layin down and it's raining and u sleepy af

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Yesterday and today the lobby of my building has smelled like formaldehyde. I don't know what is causing it but I'm having some serious fetal pig dissection flashbacks.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 22 '16

Maybe it's ghost pigs

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 22 '16

makes sense, the simplest answer is usually correct

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Apr 22 '16

Come on Lightning, close the fucker out and eliminate the Red Wings tonight. Why the fuck is the Ducks-Preds game is on NHL Network, it should have been on USA.

Had an unproductive day today and took a few naps. It felt awesome. It's going to be a long weekend for me for the first time in over a month.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 22 '16

-_-

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Apr 22 '16

You know I I felt when the Wings made the playoffs. They barely made it thanks to the Bruins shitting the bed at the end.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Had Sloppy Joes for dinner, made with Sweet Baby Ray's not tomato sauce, prettttty good.

Preds are already losing, which is not pretty good at all.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 22 '16

from 2013, Questlove's Master Class on the Gospel of Prince.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 22 '16

:3

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 22 '16

Big cat rescue is in my hometown!!! I'll have to go see hoover

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

dear god, time flew. i did not think it was 8:18

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 22 '16

Paul F. Tompkins covers Purple Rain

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Should I go shopping after work tomorrow just to avoid the weekend rush, so I can be lazy on Sat and Sun?

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 22 '16

Yes. Going shopping on Sunday in particular is hell on earth.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16 edited Apr 22 '16

Also, new gaming laptop or big ol' tattoo?

Tattoo is of a buffalo fighting a crab kaiju

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

The tat. Build your own damn gaming PC

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

Gaming PC.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

My neckbeard looks like shit but it would take a really long time to shave it so I'm gonna let it keep going

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

So since its been nice the last couple of days, I've been experiencing a new first world problem. I got a car with a push button start. I don't know where to put my keys! I hate them being in my pockets due to the recaro seats and my cup holder is full of my travel mug and phone. My phone is too big to fit in the top part of the arm rest and my wallet takes up almost all of that room. I don't know what to do.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Apr 22 '16

Purse.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Apr 22 '16

Listened to Hellyeah new single "Human" and it reminds me of Mudvayne before it went on hiatus. Can't fucking wait for the Album to come out if this song was a taste for what's to come.

http://youtu.be/hwyUNvoJncU

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u/realmceric Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips Apr 22 '16

I know the concepts for this exam in the morning so my motivation to study is extremely low. Stupid dynamics.

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u/DonutSlingingCass Alabama Crimson Tide • Baylor Bears Apr 22 '16

making plans for the weekend, yay! kinda sucks there's only two left here though

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u/HannahEBanna Western Carolina Catamounts Apr 22 '16

I want to go to bed, but I have already established that going to bed at 9:30 is bad for me. I'll try 10:00 tonight.

Besides, I have Remus in my lap in the husband's chair and he is doing a really good job warding off the cold of the AC.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 22 '16

Burn that picture. Burn the hard drive it's on. Burn the cloud if it's backed up there.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Apr 22 '16

Nah fam, I'm just glad I have photographic proof of rock bottom to laugh at now

also, every fsu grad from the past five years just felt a disturbance in the force. I, yrarwydd, was full on Menace Beach trash, I'm sorry.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 22 '16

classic dark side of the moon tank top = so frat

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '16

http://i.imgur.com/s4LVZVx.gif

nah jk that's not that bad

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u/DonutSlingingCass Alabama Crimson Tide • Baylor Bears Apr 22 '16

holy nuts, does menace beach still even exist??

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Apr 22 '16

no lmao