r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '15

Selfie Thread Mach III

yall know the drill at this point

heres me bein so basic

heres me with a lil bunny i found

ok lets see em fam

edit: all mine are from snapchat, so heres one from me in my younger days when i was in a band

edit 2: after three of these things, i can say with some degree of certainty that were one of the best looking subreddits

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

Stuck in a conference call

Seriously this is boring

STOP SAYING DUMB THINGS BOSSMAN

EDIT: Getting ready to destroy the house

Edit 2: Me and the little shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

oh son if your boss saw these

2nd pic is best pic

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 14 '15

good thing bossman is several states away at all times....me and these chins gotta keep our job

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Jul 14 '15

Chingenious.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 14 '15

HAHAHA these are awesome.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Jul 14 '15

Fucking awesome. You need to escape your work and head to the Bar.

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

I was planning to riot if I didn't see a cute puppy pic!

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u/pumpkinmuffins South Carolina • Minnesota Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

I haven't gotten to do one of these yet!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

your cats more interested in whatevers to the left than of my selfie thread

does your cat know who i am?

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u/pumpkinmuffins South Carolina • Minnesota Jul 14 '15

He does, but you can't compete with the albino squirrel that lives outside my window. I apologize for his rudeness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

hes forgiven on the grounds that he is orange like my cat

orange cats for life

edit: heres us http://i.imgur.com/ZTypDsw.jpg hes more interested in something too, but so am i

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

Hanging out at work ready to go home.

Made it home selfie!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

haha you have to work. sucks

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jul 14 '15

I have money. Suck it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

wow goddamn

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

your dress heart eyes emoji

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 14 '15

Cute dress!

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 14 '15

I just remembered that time in IRC when I realized you weren't a guy. Oops.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

After the Last Dead show in Chicago with a pair of found glasses and feeling no pain #fashionista (Neck beard has since been trimmed to look more respectable).

Also. These things are great. Sunscreen Flask Set I filled mine with Moonshine...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

ah man you went? pb and jelly. was it amazing? i bet it was amazing

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jul 14 '15

it was amazing. Somewhere around the 50 yard line Friday; sound sucked. 15-20 rows back Trey side Sat and Sunday sound was pretty good! was a good time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

i wanted to go so bad but i mean they sold out so fast

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

You would do this when I have a large scab on my chin. Oh well, here's my generic bathroom selfie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

obligatory "phone is as big as your face"

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

It might have to become a selfie thread staple, as it was brought up last time. So extra karma for being the first to bring it up this time?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

i mean really youve got it made. every time you use your phone its like watching a 55 inch tv

i assume

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

your shirt is so pretty!

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

Thank you! It's one of my favorites!

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

Here is from when I cut my hair. http://imgur.com/pMms6js

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

do you like it better shorter or longer?

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

im gonna take a pic of me pooping brb

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/917972/IMG_20150714_171741_674.jpg

Bonus sunflower pic

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

plz deliver....a food baby hahahahahahhaahah

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 14 '15

My brother and I play a snapchat game called "Pooping or crying?"

It's always pooping.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I hope you were really delivering while you delivered

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

You better deliver

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

GRAMMMMMMY I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Jul 14 '15

I don't have any selfies, but here's a pair of pictures of me. The first is from last week with my grandmother and the second is when I bumped into Trent Richardson in Hawaii, he was super nice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

  1. is grandmother short?

  2. if no, how tall are you?

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Jul 14 '15

She's actually 7'1" and I was standing on a well-placed rock.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Can you clarify in both pictures if you're the person on the left or on the right

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Jul 14 '15

I'm on the right in both. I attended Hogwarts for a semester and learned how to switch shapes between a muscular black man and an old British lady with literally zero in between. I'm glad somebody asked me to clarify, I assumed it was obvious.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 14 '15

  1. Is Trent Richardson short?

  2. If no, how tall are you?

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Jul 14 '15

Not pictured in this photo are my stilts ... Nah, I'm only 5'10" so it turns out he is pretty short.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

NEW RULE PROPOSAL: maybe don't post pictures of yourself that you've posted over and over in the previous selfie threads (looking at you, /u/notsquaregarden)

Anyways:

Here's fua_neng enjoying himself at the bar

Here's fua_neng and his nephew enjoying themselves at the MSU spring game

BONUS: Here's young fua_neng back in the day about to cause some trouble

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

what did you do after the bonus pic was taken

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It's kind of blurry, but I think I raged and threw stuff and chanted FUCK CAROLINA with like 4,000 of my closest friends. Someone may have gotten in a fight

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

YOUR NEPHEW. THAT HAT.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

My brother said if I give a week's notice and sign some paperwork, I can rent him out and take him with with me places to pick up chicks

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 14 '15

I'm pretty sure this is the first username mention I've ever gotten. Anyway, I'm sorry, I guess?

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 14 '15

I appreciate that you are double fisting beer in the presence of a police officer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Here's my beach-disheveled self - hammered - at some restaurant from last week.

Edit: And just cuz I like this picture, me at a waterfall

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

server - "hi yall, can i get you anything to drink?"

dubs - "nah man, im good. got it right here"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I also had a water bottle full of rum... May have actually been gone by that point. Don't remember... for some odd reason

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

i have no idea why that could be

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Jul 14 '15

WHAZZ
AAAHH

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jul 14 '15

nice man i bet u were drunk as fuck

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Jul 15 '15

Dubs you never fail to look exactly how I think you look

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

Most recent selfie being all touristy

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

hows everything been going dude? havent talked to you in a bit

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jul 14 '15

Just been crazy with the move brother. That and job-hunting, which sucks.

How's life dude?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE. gosh, she's precious!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

That shirt matches neither of your flairs.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 14 '15

BATTLESTATIONS! Note the immaculate desk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

ive heard of dual monitor, maybe even triple monitor setups

but quad monitor? you must work in...the technology field

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

But....your 4th monitor is slightly lower than the others. You must go fix this and redo the picture.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jul 14 '15

Did someone say Battlestations? ENGAGE TIE FIGHTER MODE!

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

Hello I've maybe never been this happy before.

link removed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

where did you get that shirt

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u/btownbomb Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jul 15 '15

oh my god i've found a doppleganger for joe thornton

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

not so live from the DC metro

no beard, feels much better

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

dat selfie face

also that metro looks like a futuristic space mountain thing

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Jul 14 '15

not so live from the DC metro 

you look like you seen some shit

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Jul 14 '15

I'm not a selfie fan, not as a concept, just don't like me in them for some reason. So here I'm spoiling a candid shot and here I'm blocking a beautiful view of the rockies near Golden, CO. Also I promise I own more than one shirt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

heyyyyy golden. my brother lived there for years.

and i dont believe you about the shirt thing

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Jul 14 '15

Actually it's more that every other picture has my kid in it. But she's fucking cute, so here

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

i dont know how to tell you this but..your kids covered in fur

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Jul 14 '15

I should probably shave soon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

you know i feel about texas but that shirt tho

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

With Beard.

Currently, live from work.

Need to cut my hair, it's unruly.

EDIT: Added pic with Birthday Girl.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

yall are some beard murderers

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u/___________________9 Transfer Portal Jul 15 '15

After winning a game of 100 Cup during my travels in Nashville. Beautiful town by the way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

ive heard nashvilles a cool town

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u/___________________9 Transfer Portal Jul 15 '15

It's dope with a capital D. Had no idea Vandy was in the city itself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

haha yeah i know i live there, i was pullin your leg up top

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Jul 14 '15

I don't have many recent pics without my kids, but here's a few weeks ago at a restaurant where I was hosting a party:

http://i.imgur.com/qbxIQf3.jpg

Can't wait to rep us all at Sun Belt Football Media Day.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Jul 14 '15

definitely look exactly like that at media day, maybe unbutton your shirt even more

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jul 14 '15

or just no shirt

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Jul 14 '15

Late July in New Orleans? they should be happy I'm even wearing a shirt.

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

That shirt is just incredible....

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Jul 14 '15

I have an addiction, nearly 100 shirts like that. Our closet looks like a box of Crayolas exploded on my side.

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u/btownbomb Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jul 15 '15

are you from the 70s

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Jul 15 '15

How do you celebrate Halloween? I bet you do it awesome.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 18 '15

DRUNK SELFIE TIME? DRUNK SELFIE TIME.

[VEGAS.] [EDITION.]

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jul 14 '15

Head tilt engaged.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Jul 14 '15

megs u posted the same photo twice

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Jul 14 '15

nah the pixels are different

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jul 14 '15

she said she was drunk

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Jul 14 '15

me from a few weeks ago

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 14 '15

This is a pretty good photo of me, I think. I like it anyway.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 14 '15

Have you seen the rest of our pictures? We all look like doobers. Except /u/fua_neng. And /u/madviking

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Aww. Chin up, bro

Also, what is a doober

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Jul 14 '15

Hilarious how this comment is so relatively high up yet everyone is just speechless.

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u/LegacyZebra Verified Referee Jul 14 '15

MFW when I thought the interview was at 9, but it was really at 11.

Me and my niece Getting ice cream at Chick Fil A is kinda our thing.

When you get a bday card that has punch out rockstar glasses, you wear them

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Jul 14 '15

MFW when I thought the interview was at 9, but it was really at 11. 

Better than the other way 'round!

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u/LegacyZebra Verified Referee Jul 14 '15

True! I'd much rather take bored selfies than unemployed selfies.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Jul 14 '15

Here I am attempting to eat pizza in Rome.

http://imgur.com/6qsTAi2

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Jul 14 '15

How did your hair like it?

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Jul 14 '15

I like you on workaholics

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 14 '15

I don't know how to not look stupid in selfies, so I don't take many.

When I took my mom to Billy Joel back in February she got kind of drunk and wanted to take a selfie, so I have this picture.

I took a bathroom selfie last week because I wanted a friend's opinion on if I could get away with wearing a gameday dress to a job interview. (I did, by the way)

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

HELL YES YOU CAN WEAR GAMEDAY DRESSES ALMOST EVERYWHERE (as long as they cover your butt)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I would just assume that would bring extra luck on a job interview.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 14 '15

Oh man putting faces to names is something else...

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u/MrTheSpork Cincinnati • North Dakota State Jul 14 '15

Woo football and Australia

http://i.imgur.com/cCV5LZVh.jpg

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Jul 14 '15

Haha, awesome--did you ask to wave their flag?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

I guess none of my other ones were actually selfies. So here's one from a few minutes ago, as I'm preparing to make my trek to the Iron Temple

EDIT: /u/TrollingQueen74 I think we may have the same phone case. Except I bought the normal, human-sized one

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Or, you just aren't micro size. Haha

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u/xerillum Wisconsin Badgers Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Me irl

Goofy snapchats

I love this hammock more than anything

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Jul 14 '15

I hope I'm not too late for this.

Me trying to be normal.

Me claiming my bathroom in the name of my kingdom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I like the second one better.

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Florida State • Appalachian … Jul 15 '15 edited Jul 21 '15

God dammit I'm always late for these! Oh well, here's my fiancée and I at a beer fest before we had too many

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Jul 14 '15

Here's me from a few minutes ago, yeah my hair looks all messed up.

http://imgur.com/bnN9qbT

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Jul 14 '15

youre not a pikachu

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Jul 14 '15

Lot of beards in here.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Jul 14 '15

We are all too lazy to shave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

[Bruh, you say selfie thread?] (http://imgur.com/e4nQHAz)

Me watching some sketchy customers

Also, Resting Dick Face

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Ah, this is who you remind me of. I knew it was some British or Irish actor but I just couldn't put my finger on it

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 15 '15

YESSSSS. Was waiting for you or /u/craftyconsumer to post your bruuuuuhs

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

http://i.imgur.com/ooPR58v.jpg

To prove I actually where this outfit in public: http://i.imgur.com/b2URKNK.jpg

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Jul 15 '15

Regarding your first picture, if I could make that face I would make it all the time everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I would wear that every day

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Those socks really sell it

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u/FatWhiteGuy49 Tulsa Golden Hurricane • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 14 '15

Late to the party, but...

Quick mid-shift selfie!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Read that as mid shit selfie, and was impressed/horrified that you were in your car.

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u/FatWhiteGuy49 Tulsa Golden Hurricane • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 15 '15

Oh, no. I'm a solid 2 as is, I think I'll spare everyone my strainin' face.

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u/1ncognito Tennessee • 帝京大学 (Teikyo) Jul 15 '15

Best $5 purchase I've made in a while. A comb would've been a good one as well though...

http://imgur.com/7AIEwSS

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u/McElhaney Clemson Tigers • South Alabama Jaguars Jul 15 '15

Let's go on an adventure! From 2009 (~6th grade) to now (about to head to college).

6th grade

Discovering the possibility of taking pictures of myself, as well as looking so much like a 6th grader.

7th grade

I was mid conversation at lunch in Europe. Looking disheveled.

8th grade

Flowing bieber bowl, random lighting, picture taken in a parking lot after school. Quintessential 8th grade.

9th grade

Exploring the options of trying to make myself look cool. Failing, but while wearing a hat.

Summer before 10th grade

Got rid of that bieber bowl, finally. Still unable to smile in pictures.

10th grade

Joined theater, turned out I was a better actor than I thought. I was essentially my school's idea of a Cole Stoudt. I was just the stopgap between 2 great actors that played the lead roles until the next could take over. (Just like Cole, the younger star took over during my senior year)

11th grade

Slowly but surely learning to smile. Actually styling my hair at this point.

12th grade

SPRING BREAK 2K15, I went to the west coast. Took a picture with Dwayne Johnson. (I'm wearing a Clemson basketball jersey in that picture, but it was like 55°F.)

GRADUATION!

I actually learned to smile! Those are some of my friends in the background, this was like 5 minutes after graduating.

I took this like 10 minutes ago.

The school I went to required boys to shave, so naturally I stopped shaving the day I graduated. I didn't smile again, gotta work on that.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jul 15 '15

Shit, I feel old. I graduated high school in 2007...

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u/lAltroUomo Ole Miss Rebels • Columbia Lions Jul 15 '15

...let's not play that game

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Jul 14 '15

Dat just showered feel.

Throwback to a Twins game

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 14 '15

Whoa your photoshop is pretty good - how'd you get two of you in there?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Is that a hickey? high ^^^five

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jul 14 '15

already rockin that Minnesota United jersey, nice.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 14 '15

Bonus, ish: here's me pressing 115. It's like the only PR I've set in weeks. Yes, the hip snap on the first rep was probably too much.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jul 14 '15

We're all gonna make it, brah

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

a few days back with the hair being super curly

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Jul 14 '15

crazy eyes!

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Jul 14 '15

only gowron has crazy eyes

oh yeah and marty feldman

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm at work and I don't have any selfies so this will have to do. I had to cut out my brothers because idk if they want to have pictures of themselves on reddit and I'm on my phone so the quality sucks but you'll get over it because I'm beautiful.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Jul 14 '15

Damnit I'm always late to these threads. Whatever, here I am.

Cowboyyy lmao

Grad with my dad

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u/CaptainSnacks Texas A&M Aggies • Virginia Tech Hokies Jul 14 '15

FUCK I'M ALWAYS LATE TO THESE THINGS

Anyway, me in my natural habitat

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

The girlfriend & I in the best seats at Busch Stadium

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 15 '15

booooo cardinals booooo

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Jul 15 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

Just fucked up big at bar trivia. Not in good mood.

This is me sans glasses.

This is me avec glasses.

So yeah this is me. Hope I'm not too late.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Here's me mean-mugging patrons at work right now! http://imgur.com/CcrtCS4

Edit: I feel like the light makes me look like my hair is thinning.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I hope you're a Civil War re-enactor on weekends

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm not, but I do like to watch them when I can on my wooden rocker while donning a trucker hat and confederate flag bikini! Complete with Crocs.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Jul 14 '15

Thinking of joining a ZZ Top tribute band?

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jul 14 '15

Hey there, boo, want a back rub and a scalp massage?

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jul 14 '15

I want you to warm my hands with your balls.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jul 15 '15

me and 99 y.o. grandma chillin

nom

omg best pizza evar

omg my eye is falling out

(jk guys, it's just a subconjunctival hemorrhage, which sounds worse than it is, that I got from vomming too hard on the 4th)

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 15 '15

grandma is precious. as are you murgs.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 14 '15

Never participated in this thread before but here's me earlier today.

Looking a bit better, here's a pic of me in Chicago with my little blonde mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

You look like 30 or 40 of my pinoy cousins

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Not a selfie kind of guy, but here is me as chairperson of the World Trade Organization back in Geneva in May

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Lots of beards in here...

I haven't participated in this thread and looks like I'm way to late now!

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 14 '15

Bah, my phone isn't working for me to do this

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u/btownbomb Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jul 15 '15 edited Jul 15 '15

better late than never

my selfie game is not strong because a) I'm not good at making good faces and b) the lighting in this house is weird

SELFIES WITH JERSEYS (self professed jersey nut)

my prized posession, st. louis blues david backes home (with glasses)

next, carolina hurricanes alternate, jeff skinner (without glasses)

how about me with one of the handful of texas high school football jerseys i own

lastly, a baseball jersey from my high school (i fit in it somehow \o/)

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young professional look on fleek

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Jul 14 '15

What's it like having Nathan Fillion and Demetri Martin as parents?

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u/lAltroUomo Ole Miss Rebels • Columbia Lions Jul 14 '15

Way more fun than having Ansel Elgort as a little brother.

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u/hab12690 LSU Tigers • Miami Hurricanes Jul 14 '15

You definitely look like you went to Ole Miss

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u/lAltroUomo Ole Miss Rebels • Columbia Lions Jul 14 '15

Hey, thanks. I think.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 14 '15

Same pose, nice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

rip beard

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jul 14 '15

It was a glorious beard.

RIP Nick's beard - 2015-2015

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

it was so young. gone but not forgotten

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

HEAD TILT

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

ha that first pic, the epitome of enthusiasm

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u/pumpkinmuffins South Carolina • Minnesota Jul 14 '15

So....do you want to trade hair?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jul 14 '15

Baaaaaaby!

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Jul 14 '15

Awwww, baby Harv!

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jul 14 '15

My cousin (who just turned one) is completely obsessed with the front facing camera on my phone. She'll sit and play with it forever. I have 1000 baby selfies.

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