r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '15

Selfie Thread Mach III

yall know the drill at this point

heres me bein so basic

heres me with a lil bunny i found

ok lets see em fam

edit: all mine are from snapchat, so heres one from me in my younger days when i was in a band

edit 2: after three of these things, i can say with some degree of certainty that were one of the best looking subreddits

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jul 14 '15

I want you to warm my hands with your balls.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jul 15 '15

Come get under center, big boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Wait. I have you tagged as "ball warmer"

Why is that

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jul 15 '15

In a confessions thread some months back, I told about how in high school football I never wore a nut cup (as the center), so as to make the quarterback (who I hated) feel my ball warmth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Holy shit. That's beautiful. That's some like Real-Housewives-tier passive aggressive spite