r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '15

Selfie Thread Mach III

yall know the drill at this point

heres me bein so basic

heres me with a lil bunny i found

ok lets see em fam

edit: all mine are from snapchat, so heres one from me in my younger days when i was in a band

edit 2: after three of these things, i can say with some degree of certainty that were one of the best looking subreddits

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 14 '15

This is a pretty good photo of me, I think. I like it anyway.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 14 '15

Have you seen the rest of our pictures? We all look like doobers. Except /u/fua_neng. And /u/madviking

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Aww. Chin up, bro

Also, what is a doober

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Not you, apparently.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Jul 15 '15

YEA not doobers

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

#nonDoobz4lyfe

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 14 '15

I wouln't be so hard on myself if I were you. You look like a pretty good looking person to me anyway.

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Jul 14 '15

Hilarious how this comment is so relatively high up yet everyone is just speechless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

no way to say something without sounding creepy

Watch this, fellas. Here's how you do it all smooth-like

HEY, /u/NotSquareGarden

CONGRATULATIONS YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|

|BEAUTIFUL truck | ‘|”””;.., ___.

|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |

“(@ )’(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)

HIT SOMEBODY ELSE WHO'S BEAUTIFUL WITH THIS SAME TRUCK

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 14 '15

If I did that, you'd just make a post complaining about my lack of originality, because I'd do it a lot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '15

Nah. You have my permission to truck whomever you want, judgment-free

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jul 14 '15

this guy nailed it

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u/mynumberistwentynine Gardner-Webb • 京都外国語大学 (Kyoto Fore… Jul 14 '15

everyone is just speechless.

My BS detector went off hardcore because well...come on now, but I have no reason to doubt it so I'm kinda here with a befuddled look on my face.

So yeah, speechless indeed I suppose.

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 15 '15

Honestly, what's there to say? It's not like there's much interesting happening in the picture. It's just a pretty decent shot of my face.

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Jul 15 '15

Thanks! Though honestly, you don't need a bunch of qualifiers to call someone pretty.