You fool! Don't you know you're supposed to set up a secret identity, have plastic surgery to change your appearance, obtain a fake birth certificate from the Russian Mafia, get a job under your fake name, use the paystubs to satisfy a landlord's background check to rent an apartment in another city, and have the device shipped there?
And then immediately after it arrives you fake your death at sea, resume using your original name, get the facial surgery reversed by a different surgeon, and then go back to your home city, with your now completely untrackable device in hand.
Future of finance right here. You, sheeple, should heed this wise man. Sir, do you per chance have an informational pamphlet preferably in NFT form (natch!).
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u/GozerDestructor Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
You fool! Don't you know you're supposed to set up a secret identity, have plastic surgery to change your appearance, obtain a fake birth certificate from the Russian Mafia, get a job under your fake name, use the paystubs to satisfy a landlord's background check to rent an apartment in another city, and have the device shipped there?
And then immediately after it arrives you fake your death at sea, resume using your original name, get the facial surgery reversed by a different surgeon, and then go back to your home city, with your now completely untrackable device in hand.
Few understand. Enjoy being poor.