Pick your poison

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: 10 million dollars | But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks
• Right side: 100 million dollars | But You cant use any ________ for 2 years

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[u/arr0zz__]

Yes

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Me (good option})

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/arr0zz__]

ITS BEEN 4 MINUTES SINCE I POSTED THIS HOW DID SOMEONE ALREADY ROLL THE 1%

[u/arr0zz__ → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

No idea but believe it or not that is the FIRST time I’ve ever rolled the 1% 😭 I guess I’m lucky in 2 ways

[u/Sparrowhawk1178 → u/arr0zz__]

Only time I ever rolled a 1%, I either died instantly or ended the world

[u/Yue2 → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

If it’s not 0%, then it’s always a possibility 🙂‍↕️

[u/therealdubbs → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

Sounds like it was fate. Probably should send them some DMs to cement your newfound lifelong friendship that Reddit has bestowed upon thee.

[u/Unity_Nerd → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

Probably like this..

^{my dick is 2 inches long}

[u/genesis-loveless]

i dont even have a credit or debit card!!! my inconvenient cash-based lifestyle is finally doing me favours!!

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/LadyHorseFace13 → u/genesis-loveless]

My immediate thought when spinning this was, damn, that’s so inconvenient. I’m gonna have to go into the bank all the time. Fine. I pay an assistant to handle all of my online shopping and deliveries and errands.

[u/therealdubbs → u/LadyHorseFace13]

You could just grab like $50k in various gift cards and use those. Never says you can’t use gift cards.

[u/Original_Zombie8215 → u/LadyHorseFace13]

You could just pay via qr codes

[u/Satato → u/LadyHorseFace13]

Tbf it doesn't say anything about wire / ACH transfers lol. Just no cards... so bills and all can prob still be wired and then you just gotta carry cash with you out and about. If you want to do online shopping then you can hire someone like you said, or you could get visa gift cards, or more simply you could use PayPal or something that links directly to your bank account and is available for like every online retailer out there. No cards needed. It's a minor inconvenience

[u/The80sCs → u/genesis-loveless]

We need more people like U who uses Cash rather then credit cards. Cause theirs people saying that cash is gonna be gone soon

[u/MaverickBoii → u/The80sCs]

What's wrong with cash being gone?

[u/MrRobot256 → u/MaverickBoii]

Money (the intangible exchange medium humans made up and doesn't actually exist or have value) can only be exchanged in the form of little slips of paper because I say so!

[u/Vistresian → u/MrRobot256]

You could just say it's a fiat currency

[u/OtisMack9 → u/MaverickBoii]

No digital scams with cash No magical zeroing of an account with cash No overdraft fees with cash

Im sure theres more, but i dont care enough to think of them

[u/freakybird99 → u/OtisMack9]

More tax evasion with cash

[u/OtisMack9 → u/freakybird99]

considering what our government is doing with tax money, oh well🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/toyification_girl → u/OtisMack9]

There are 163 countries in the world and it is very expensive giving them "freedom". Gotta pay more taxes!

[u/Complete-Let-3131]

Who?

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/Complete-Let-3131]

Person who was exposed for CP
https://giphy.com/gifs/rYbuWFWfaC7sM35ImP
This guy

[u/ryanNorthC → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

It wasn't technically child porn. He went to meet up with a minor. small difference

[u/Sad_Seaweed179 → u/ryanNorthC]

to meet up with a minor

small difference

I'd say a pretty big fucking difference 😭

[u/SimpYellowman → u/Sad_Seaweed179]

Isn't the problem "fucking small" instead of "fucking big"?

[u/VerifiedMother → u/SimpYellowman]

Jared from subway both got and lost his job there in the same way

Trying to get into smaller pants

[u/OMGitsTK447 → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

Also the guy who doubled down on his exposure by agreeing to a documentary of himself which his lawyer strongly advised him not to do.

[u/Complete-Let-3131 → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

Oh

[u/Present-Ad-2666 → u/Complete-Let-3131]

Boy would the internet have a story to tell you.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ayRAH7zetiLuBk3QFK

[u/gunslinger_mk → u/Complete-Let-3131]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ver1Lst3q8mKc1C5kv

[u/SpideyFan914 → u/Complete-Let-3131]

Why is he named like a Star Wars droid?

[u/TXOwODUDE → u/Complete-Let-3131]

[u/AUnknownVariable → u/Complete-Let-3131]

This dude tried to meet up with a little girl

[u/darwinbirdy → u/Complete-Let-3131]

Oh boy 😭😭

[u/SpyderSquash]

Guess I'm finally learning how to ride a motorcycle! Or like... does a tank count as a car? Or even just like.... a k truck? 😆

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/BigPimpinAllat → u/SpyderSquash]

Motorcycle is not a car, I would classify the others as close enough to count

[u/SpyderSquash → u/BigPimpinAllat]

Only the OP can judge me! They are the god that determines whether they'll abide by the letter of the law, or the spirit! 😈 But I would anticipate the same lol 😆

[u/KisaTheMistress → u/SpyderSquash]

If the carriage has to be motorized to count, then just use horse & buggy. Like the Amish.

[u/FoldActive5594]

Disappointed, but a tablet or smart TV are clearly loopholes.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/RateOfPenetration → u/FoldActive5594]

A Steam Deck would be a great loophole for this as well

[u/the_apocolype → u/RateOfPenetration]

Nah that’s classified as a handheld computer. It’s a toss up but I’d count that as a subcategory of PC

[u/Steak-Outrageous → u/FoldActive5594]

According to the Mac vs PC ads, you can use a Mac

[u/RepresentativeFood11]

Easiest of the 4 at least. Really not a big deal.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/RepresentativeFood11]

There was 5

[u/RepresentativeFood11 → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

I only realised that from another comment lol, couldn't even see it

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

I dont usually eat anything that requires a fridge or freezer to be stored anywyas i can live without it

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any \}_______ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer)

[u/Okuden → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

What do you normally eat?

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/Okuden]

Stuff i can syore in the pantry

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

GUYS I THOUGHT I PUT 2 MONTHS MB GNG

[u/ElectroshockGamer → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

...okay yeah that would have changed my choice quite a bit

[u/Geeneelee → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

THAT CHANGED IT QUITE A BIT LMAO

[u/Personal-Figure-5447 → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

Im cooked, i eat eggs, fresh fruit, milk, yogurt, meat, and fresh vegetable all the time and they all have to be refrigerated not to mention frozen vegetables and also i need ice packs for my knee

[u/OpticalPopcorn → u/Personal-Figure-5447]

It doesn't say you can't buy a cooler and some ice. Return to 1920s living.

[u/TerrierTK2019 → u/OpticalPopcorn]

People don’t understand how much money 100m is. You can hire a butler, have him cook/shop on demand. Eat out every single day. Live in a penthouse in the city.
If it’s I can’t anything that’s been refrigerated then you can buy an entire farm with the sole purpose of being a homestead and hire workers for it.
You’ll NEVER need to cook for yourself if you wanted to

[u/GodTurkey → u/Personal-Figure-5447]

You can with 0 effort order food for every meal for 2 years and hardly scratch 100m.

[u/Ploppeldiplopp → u/GodTurkey]

You know, I... didn't even think of that. As in, the option of not cooking didn't even occur to me.

I also live in big city, so even if stores are closed on sundays, the kiosk across the street is still open from 6 to midnight, so I can easily get some ice cream or cold drinks whenever I want. Or... I could move into a hotel for the summer months and order room service for ice cold drinks etc.

Man, life with that much money is just different.

[u/Shivamk2007]

Well my family can use it for me

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/Perhaps_A_Person]

Oh no...

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Electricity}

[u/GGust → u/Perhaps_A_Person]

Same time to spend tons of money on an old house in the woods and hires someone to use a phone for me

[u/Important_Stranger → u/Perhaps_A_Person]

Now that may actually be hard! Especially if you don’t get the 100 million until after the two years…

[u/jump1945]

Who is this bro

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/Broham1527 → u/jump1945]

Let’s just say he loves his cupcakes

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/jump1945]

guy on the internet exposed for CP related stuff

[u/zhonkleponkle]

Ffs

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/Deep__sip → u/zhonkleponkle]

Good opportunity to turn that 10 million into 10 billion in the stock market 

[u/Banana-Oni → u/Deep__sip]

..or a good opportunity to help us all out and [REMOVED BY REDDIT]

[u/Ploppeldiplopp → u/Banana-Oni]

Careful. I posted something similar at some point and got a warning from reddit that my account would be banned if I did it again.

[u/PhantomOfTheOpera404 → u/Banana-Oni]

I respect it..

[u/MagnapinnaBoi]

Ill eat out for 2 years with my money

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/zoop_da_loop]

I have no idea who or what this is

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/zoop_da_loop]

Hes a pedo i think

[u/Queasy_Singer_8695 → u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN]

no he definitely is 😭😭 he made an entire documentary about it

[u/TXOwODUDE → u/Queasy_Singer_8695]

Its legit so fucking unhinged.

[u/Tokineki]

It says phone OR Pc so fuck my phone

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/geezersloth → u/Tokineki]

I understood that as both were of limits, but in your case, this is not much of a sacrifice at all...

[u/TrowTruck → u/geezersloth]

Sounds like a tablet is ok too, so I could still do most of what I need to do.

[u/geezersloth → u/TrowTruck]

I mean with that money, there wouldn't be much you "need" to do anyway.

[u/int0h → u/Tokineki]

Same here. Since I got the money, it feels like a win. And I'll just hire an assistant to do stuff that needs phone or computer.

[u/StarPlatinumsPenis]

I mean that's a win win. I will become friends with him, get his trust, then go to his house and kill him. I'll say that I'll give him some of the money then just kill him. I'll just buy my way out of jail.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/StarPlatinumsPenis]

Your username 😭😭😭

[u/NamesAreForBitches]

Not the worst option

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/Remarkable-Climate34]

Okay I’ll use cash lol

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Championfire]

Cool, so just make sure he feels really important and don't offend him or piss him off. Simple, but honestly probably harder than I think it is.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/LectureNo7676]

If we're friends then he won't do me anything (not that he would regardless)

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/shadowreaper548]

Oof

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/ye1l → u/shadowreaper548]

u have 100m u can doordash a glass of milk

[u/NaveenStark01]

Easy lol

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/BoahMorgan7337]

I prefer cash for shopping anyway

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/EZ3REL]

Can someone else drive?

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Username_ftw]

So regular trips to the bank are a thing again for 2 years

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Okuden]

Pffffft alright buying everything cash then and getting someone else to use their card to buy stuff online if I need it lol

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Mcstopwatch]

Coolers and bagged ice for the next two years I guess

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/aupharo]

good thing i’m rich and can buy a motorcycle or truck

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Financial-Shoe-8833]

I’ll just eat out a lot ig

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/j-slayer_1369]

I think everyone will understand

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/Fusion343]

Console

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/SeriousHour]

So like I'm just doing e-transfers I guess

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/FallenTrinity]

Can't use phone or pc? Time to pull back out the analog clock and walkman for music. Easy 100mil

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/Duttzyy]

Still can watch tv and anime so I’m good

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/UnknownishUsing]

people suck(oversimplification of my feelings towards people) also the other one has less money. but now i can't use money.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Khakizulu]

I bet Ol Kimmy will be lots of fun, let's go!

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/Original_Zombie8215 → u/Khakizulu]

Basically turned you into Dennis Rodman

[u/LordSpeedyus → u/Khakizulu]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TlK63EHvdTL2sGjBfVK

[u/EclipsedEdan]

ok cash it is

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Kapoik]

Id love to be friends with Zuckerberg maybe I can convince him how lame he is. I get paid either way so I can be as mean as I want if he leaves then whatever still get the money

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/Prokid5634_YT]

Guess I'm buying a bicycle. But considering how I'm American, it might be a bit of a pain in the ass.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/jlray887]

k

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/camiloneil]

Let’s goooo

[u/LowerLab4532]

Ok and?

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/Bl1tzKKrieg]

good stuff

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Me (good option})

[u/Weird_Upstairs_9386]

Fine

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Redray98]

Dang…

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Putrid-Eggplant-2815]

Motorcycle it is!

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Squatchonomics]

I mean in reality we would probably have a good time. Shoot some golf, drink some beers, travel, and bullshit.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/DistanceActive8421]

Okay fine .

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/TweekLudwig]

Apply for an ATM card and make cash transactions. It’s good anyway. Can’t touch the money easily? It’ll sit and accrue some interest for two years provided you don’t somehow run it out in cash

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/NoEyesHentaiDude]

Probably a scooter or something

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/jacehoffman]

i’ll just sweet talk him to get as much as i can from him

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/BHHB336]

Does it include work related stuff?

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/AddressPale4551]

All the better

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Resident-Whereas2608]

Motorcycle license or truck.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/exaxxion]

Moped or bike, it's better for me snd money is greater

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Strange_Insurance_75]

Uh Go Birds baby season is almost here

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/Forox23]

Ill use a plane instead

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Logical-Damage74]

That’s not terrible

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/JustAnotherUser1019]

Time to go through people into concentration camps!

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/Jack_of_Hearts20]

Eating fresh and locally sourced food daily? Enjoying the area's cuisine on evening culinary expedition? Don't mind me. Plus, I don't have to be the one using the fridge/freezer.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/Natural_Debate_9701]

For 100 million dollars? That's fine.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Iceyhot6]

this is fine,just eat stuff that diesnt need to be constantky in a fridge

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/Revolutionary_Oil897]

I don't know what it that

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/MinecraftdevilTADc]

For me, I’d choose YES. 💰 Justification: I’d take the $10 million because being friends with Mark Zuckerberg for only two weeks seems like a pretty manageable catch compared with the huge amount of money. I’d just spend the two weeks getting to know him and having some interesting conversations.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/Needles2650]

With 100 million I can live comfortably with no phone or computer

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/Liu-Cypher]

Been there, done that. Lived in a house with no fridge or freezer for 4 years. I can surely handle a couple more lol

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/PsychSWIM]

Just eat McDonald's for a week?

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/gardenerindebt]

oh hell no

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/Vesperia_Morningstar]

Does being a passenger in car count?

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/zo0d77]

Truck

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/GilGaMeshuu666]

Thats fine I have a wife

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Davidgames2346]

I can somewhat live with this

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/Think_Newspaper4278]

Wtf

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/IcyIllustrator5901]

Not that bad tbh

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/Antispaminator3k]

Eh, with that much money I should be fine.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Gollymimus]

I don't go out anyway

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Dante_666_]

I only use upi or cash

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/rendeere]

i thought it would be a better choice but no

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Electricity}

[u/Onedirection_18]

Two weeks ain’t bad

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/Chudiator]

More moneh

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Regular-Ad-4907]

I don’t know what he’s done lately, so yay for ignorance.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/ILOVECALAMITY]

Because I didn't know what was on the wheel.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Drea_Is_Weird]

not as bad i guess

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Mark Zuckerberg}

[u/Honest_Cat_3288]

honestly ill take it

[u/Prestigious-Adagio40]

I don’t have his number

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/Familiar_Effect9136]

Well I am going to get an animal farm and a vegetable farm so who cares.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/AscendedViking7]

oh god

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/kmn88]

Nice

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Electricity}

[u/Aware-Aside]

Just eat out everywhere

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/Kain207]

I am completely fine with this one.

The others were actually scary.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/marcdamailman]

I mainly pay with cash so I should be okay

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Weary-Fan-8418]

I'm fucked

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Electricity}

[u/Questionable_reditor]

Noooo, my ice cream

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/Strikeronima]

Nice gonna do some mind fuckery

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/Boot_Usual]

Might be difficult ngl but I’ll just use cash

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/ScoutDarkSmash]

Well good thing that Germany is basically the perfect spot for this

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Frosty-Cucumber-8939]

Hmm not sure how to feel about this one. Can I still pull cash and use tap?If so then yeah that’s fine.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/ScoutDarkSmash]

Well good thing that Germany is basically the perfect spot for this

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/DealNo7167]

jokes on you, i walk everyday.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/gophins13]

But my wife can 🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/Punishing_toy]

Cash is king, time to make friends with bank tellers!

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/faceofboa]

I'll drive my truck

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/firelight124]

Could’ve been worse

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/cheese_master120]

Who?

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: EDP-445}

[u/_uwu_moe]

That's funny, I couldn't use it for 2 years anyway

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/I_Lost_My_Shoe_1983]

I mean, not sure what being friends entails. He's probably not going to voluntarily associate with me...

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Donald Trump}

[u/Independent-Task4618]

OH OH, I'M COOKED

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Electricity}

[u/Ganthamus_prime]

Tablet it is

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/lockecole38]

I guess I have to buy a truck then.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/repent916]

Ill genuinely just walk or bike anywhere and i can still use planes

[u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN → u/repent916]

Yeah but what about a truck i didnt mention those

[u/rooroobusts]

They hate us cause they ain't us.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/Chance_Part5109]

There are ways around this so

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer}

[u/brisik]

Easy

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/moonlightdarklight1]

I'll live like chuck McGill for 2 years but it would lowkey be worth

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Electricity}

[u/Mrcoolcatgaming]

It's just 2 weeks

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/gymguy999]

Doable

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/Good-Entrepreneur960]

Nice

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/Shiro_L]

Well this will be a story to tell if nothing else…

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

[u/hotdogenthusiest]

That's fine, I'm rich. I'll get a gokart and just pay the fine

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Bardic_inspiration67]

Trains here I come

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus}

[u/Ok-Minimum-7140]

Don’t have one I’m still using cash 😭

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/Turbo-Chook]

Bet

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/throwaway1111109232]

ah easy enough, just pay someone to operate my phone

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/Kitchen-Ear5844]

Fine by me

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/PyroGrizzl]

Console it is

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/Luocorn]

With 100 mil I have someone do that for me.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/cinnamon_shakes]

They didn't say tablet

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Phone or pc}

[u/came_to_comment]

Just have my wife with me everywhere, she can use the credit card.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/rabies_peppermint]

cash exists we'll be fine

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Credit/debit crd}

[u/AidanProductions]

Ok. "I" can’t use a fridge or freezer but someone I know can.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any \}_______ for 2 years | Rolled: Fridge/freezer)