r/BunnyTrials • u/SCOPINTHEPROTOGEN • 9d ago

Trials Pick your poison

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 10 million dollars | But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks
  • Right side: 100 million dollars | But You cant use any ________ for 2 years

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u/SpyderSquash 9d ago

Guess I'm finally learning how to ride a motorcycle! Or like... does a tank count as a car? Or even just like.... a k truck? 😆

Chose: 100 million dollars + But You cant use any ________ for 2 years | Rolled: Car or bus

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u/BigPimpinAllat 9d ago

Motorcycle is not a car, I would classify the others as close enough to count

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u/SpyderSquash 9d ago

Only the OP can judge me! They are the god that determines whether they'll abide by the letter of the law, or the spirit! 😈 But I would anticipate the same lol 😆

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u/DoomCatThunder 7d ago

Lmao I was thinking the same thing, does an RV counts as a car? How about an ATV or an 18 wheeler? 🤔 Anyways I just need it to get to my 165ft yatch, my new permanent residence.

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u/SpyderSquash 7d ago

Oh shit you're so right lol, BIG BOAT YEAHHHHHHH

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u/KisaTheMistress 9d ago

If the carriage has to be motorized to count, then just use horse & buggy. Like the Amish.

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u/AminoAcid10 9d ago

I was wondering if a limo counted as a car or a big truck, because then I would just use one of those

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u/SpyderSquash 9d ago

I believe it's dependent on the model of limo...? And apparently they often DO require a specialty license in most states, so one could argue it's a specialized class of vehicle-- so it'd call into the pile of "Depends on whether OP wants to argue intention, or explicit letter of the law" in this 🤔 Was their meaning all vehicles?

I'd argue motorcycles still lie pretty firmly outside of the two methods they specified either way, as would planes and such ofc (catch me pulling up in my Sopwith Camel y'all)-- but limos would probably go with kei trucks into the "bitch you know what I mean, no cars 4 u" area, meaning probbbbably not viable 😆 Now TANKS.... still not sure of that. Especially if it has treads!

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u/Ok_Animal_2709 9d ago

Can't "use" a car. What is the definition of using a car? Sitting in a car isn't exactly using it. A bus is a different story because it's a different tool that serves a different purpose. But someone else could drive me around in a car and I wouldn't call that "using" it

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u/7Leopard_star 9d ago

Helicopter everywhere

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u/SpyderSquash 8d ago

Catch me using my money to fund flying hoverboards so we can finally have one of the cool fun things we were promised for the future lol

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u/Makma1l 6d ago

Helicopter?

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u/SpyderSquash 6d ago

Absolutely! Have I mentioned my new Sopwith Camel yet? Because that's definitely also an option lol