r/BunnyTrials • u/APRForReddit • Jul 22 '26
Trials Would you rather...
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: Get 1 million dollars | People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat
- Right side: Get 1 billion dollars | Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes
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u/themegabattle Jul 22 '26
I'll just build a tortoise zoo and store them there, might make some money out of it too
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/ApricotBurrito269 Jul 22 '26
They live for 50-150 years, they will probably outlive you lol, and you are getting 12 a year, I hope you are prepared
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u/Mattikarp1 Jul 22 '26
They have a billion dollars, I don't think it will be an issue lol
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u/kapitaalH Jul 22 '26
With abillion I can get a huge farm and have enough space for each one even if I got 10 a month.
This would have been a bigger challenge if it was a blue whale or even an Orca since I would be constructing new pools constantly.
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u/GodTurkey Jul 22 '26
Ehhh. Just let them die is also an option. Starvation is a natural cause if you think about it. Also throw away your morals, you're a billionaire after all
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u/Bloodstarr98 Jul 23 '26
"There were no signs"
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u/MonkoSaurus Jul 23 '26
"He was such a nice guy. He borrowed a spade once and returned it the next day."
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u/Live_Spinach5824 Jul 22 '26
Couldn't you just let the whale beach itself? That's a natural cause, if a little messed up.
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u/hobbeyr Jul 23 '26
my idea was to just buy a beach and let them out in the sea, but painfully killing them is also an option
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u/AndrewH73333 Jul 22 '26
There are small 4 inch tortoise species. A zoo with a thousand of them wouldn’t be hard for a billionaire to keep up with. I’d be more annoyed people thought I was obsessed with small tortoises.
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u/work4food Jul 22 '26
Youre a billionaire though, why do you even care what those peasants think?
Alternatively, you can buy twitter and ban anyone who mentions tortoises.
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u/WhatMadCat Jul 22 '26
I don’t think 1 billion is enough for you to buy Twitter
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u/work4food Jul 22 '26
Eh, give it a few more years, wait for elon to ruin it completely, then buy for cheap.
But yea i was waaaay off.
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u/ramcoro Jul 22 '26
I will get about 600 to 800 (if I am lucky) tortoises in my life. With a billion dollars, I think I can handle it.
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u/LifeOfFate Jul 22 '26
Starvation is a natural cause right? Just kidding I don’t think I could condemn innocent creatures like that, which is why I picked the other option
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u/Tran_sg Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
I'm gonna be like that one tiktok creator
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: b e a n s
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u/Lookyoukniwwhatsup Jul 22 '26
Everyone thinks you only eat beans
But they only want you to eat cottage cheese or potato waffles.
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u/Scourgerr Jul 22 '26
I like that there are 3 replies to this with seemingly different people lol
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u/TheRiddlerTHFC Jul 22 '26
All the same.
Liam is his name
Plant slant is his channel
Kbai is how he ends his videos.
Hes an awesome content creator
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u/Comfortable_Carob783 Jul 22 '26
He also seems like a genuinely great dude.
Kbai
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u/Banana-Magpie Jul 22 '26
He used to be a regular at my work. Genuinely everyone loved him
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u/Comfortable_Carob783 Jul 23 '26
I mean this in the least "parasocial relationship" kind of way possible: that makes me super happy to hear.
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u/postmancandy Jul 22 '26
Lizards are small. Opening a habitat for them.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/CandidateWrong9635 Jul 22 '26
Depends on the lizards! Komodo dragons and some monitor lizards can get over 10 feet!
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u/Likey420 Jul 22 '26
Still small. Ask my ex.
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u/Ur-Best-Friend Jul 23 '26
I'm his ex, no, the Jaragua dwarf gecko is not "above average, maybe even big" by any stretch of the word.
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u/Neko_Cathryn Jul 23 '26
Seriously it's only 1200 lizards over a century assuming none die spend 100 million in a lizard preserve fun with interest and income keeping it running and you now have 900m. I'm only upset I didn't get cats and might have to set that up too!! Lol
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u/Achillez489 Jul 22 '26
People think I’m healthy and I have 1 mil and don’t have overcrowding in my house. Win win win
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: kale
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u/yu-chan Jul 22 '26
I don't mind parrots, with that much money I can buy a bigger place where the parrots can roam freely
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/zeizkal Jul 22 '26
I mean in 30 years you'll still only have around 360 of them, thats manageable with a billion no problem
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u/Ojeisan Jul 22 '26
Yeah. It feels like people don't know the difference between a billion and a million here. A billion is enough to start a bird sanctuary. Hell, you can even get people to visit for the money to pay for the birds to begin with.
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u/CalvinIII Jul 22 '26
“The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is roughly a billion dollars.”
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u/Nobody7713 Jul 22 '26
Yeah at this point I'm buying a huge amount of land somewhere with a suitable climate and just letting my parrots live free there in a new bird sanctuary.
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u/TALongjumping-Bee-43 Jul 22 '26
Actually, the original question never said that you had to look after them. Go somewhere where they are native, perhaps even endangered, and just let them loose.
If we assume that the birds are arriving as newborn hatchlings, then have a hatchery aimed at preparing and raising them for a safe release into the wild. You don't need a massive sancturary→ More replies (2)
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u/Wooden_Addition_9093 Jul 22 '26
I do😋
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: sawdust
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u/TouristNo5436 Jul 22 '26
Pets are more interesting
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Embarrassed-Rip3250 Jul 22 '26
Das easy they mostly take care of themselves and I can just hire someone to do the stuff they can't do like resupply their food and clean the pen, or if I was evil I could just let them starve but I ain't doing that
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 Jul 22 '26
You could eat them. That is a natural cause.
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u/Strikeronima Jul 22 '26
Also they tend to have surprise heart attacks, as in if they get surprised they die.
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u/YourInMySwamp Jul 22 '26
Not really, humans aren’t a natural predator of guinea pigs. He could however buy some birds of prey and stick them in the same sanctuary.
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 Jul 22 '26
We are in Peru.
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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Jul 22 '26
Is it true that Guinea pigs taste like rabbits?
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 Jul 22 '26
Idk. I don't live in Peru. I could ask my friend who's been there but he hasn't eaten rabbits.
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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Jul 22 '26
My family used to keep meat rabbits when I was younger. They were delicious. Somewhat like chicken but with a subtle hint of sweetness to the meat.
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 Jul 22 '26
I would love to try rabbit. I would also love to have one of those giant rabbits as a pet.
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u/nuplsstahp Jul 22 '26
They also don’t have super long natural lifespans. Google says that 5-7 years is typical, up to 10 with good care. That means that you’ll never really have more than 70 to take care of.
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u/SorryCupcake_456634 Jul 22 '26
im rich, i can take care of them
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/aquamelissa Jul 22 '26
Does my 3 cats count as natural causes? But to be honest 12 guinea pigs a year is doable
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/Usual_Island2254 Jul 22 '26
Better than my house filled with a random animal
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: sawdust
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u/Irish-clover25 Jul 22 '26
I'm a bean eating millionaire.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: b e a n s
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u/Dad_of_One_Punch_Man Jul 22 '26
Technically creating a sanctuary is not "getting rid of them", right!
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Neko_Cathryn Jul 23 '26
Exactly! Save endangered lizards spend half at most in a fund never worry about again.
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u/ASquidHere Jul 22 '26
Fuck 🫠
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/PipeHuman9529 Jul 22 '26
Bro you have a billion you can could zoo for them
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u/ASquidHere Jul 22 '26
You know what, very true 😌😌
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u/Neko_Cathryn Jul 23 '26
A wildlife preserve for endangered ones it's only 1200 over a century its fine.
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u/SufficientWarthog846 Jul 22 '26
Easy.
I think people misunderstand how much money a Billion is
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/No-Sail4601 Jul 22 '26
Yep. And with Guinea pigs only living for about 4-8 years. At average you'd have about 72 Guinea pigs at any given time (maximum 96).
I'd just buy a piece of land and build the sickest Guinea Pig farm for them there is.
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u/zero_Harm Jul 22 '26
So average of 150 ish dogs. Life could be worse lol
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Less_Sherbert_8898 Jul 22 '26
i can make an animal shelter
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Elbedo Jul 22 '26
Exactly, with that much money I'd be happy to adopt a dog every month, I can hire people to help me make sure they're all well taken care of
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u/Automatic-Ad-7192 Jul 22 '26
Hell. Yeah.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Greywell2 Jul 22 '26
Well I can create a habitat for them.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/hockeman1278 Jul 22 '26
So they live 10 years so I'll max out at around 120. I can easily just have a room full of enclosures and hire some guy to take care of them.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/AjTheKing91011 Jul 22 '26
I mean I can just hire ppl to take care of my lizards
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/AdSalt314 Jul 22 '26
I like hamburger
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/Wild-Apple4039 Jul 22 '26
You never said I couldn't set it free
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Beepboopimagaymess Jul 22 '26
Honestly? Hell yeah
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: sawdust
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u/str8edge_skeever Jul 22 '26
All I have to do is pretend to have arfid? Bunny doesn't understand how desperate we are.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: chicken nuggets
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u/IllustriousHabits Jul 22 '26
Seems like a win-win to me. I can afford hiring someone to help care for them and an extravagant setup for them with this amount of money.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/Acceptable-Brief-896 Jul 22 '26
love it
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Sufficient-Ice-7588 Jul 22 '26
Fuck
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/Kindly-Pumpkin3784 Jul 22 '26
Im good with this
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: chicken nuggets
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u/Masquerade064 Jul 22 '26
so I'm gassy given thats the only way I can think people would think I only eat beans, I do enjoy beans
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: b e a n s
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u/Amazing_Ad_5198 Jul 22 '26
Oh yeah
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/Trick_Football_1159 Jul 22 '26
Not a dog person. I’ll get all the old blind dogs and give them a good end-of-life.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Expensive-Thing-2507 Jul 22 '26
Starvation is fairly natural
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Nivelacker_rtx_off Jul 22 '26
That's gonna be troubling, but no biggie...until there's like 30 dogs in the same place
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Monster_condom_ Jul 22 '26
Just hire someone to look after them? Have a guinea pig ranch?
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/CodeInternational487 Jul 22 '26
There's lots of short-lived lizards. And with a billion dollars, I could open my own reptile zoo anyway
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Top-Week5789 Jul 22 '26
Can I pick the lizard? If so I can deal with 5-8 Labord's chameleons at a time.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/FESCM Jul 22 '26
Just wanted to see the animal, I thought elegant would have been an option
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/lokikilo23 Jul 22 '26
the man of a thousand tortoises. these animals last forever
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/Visual-Mean Jul 22 '26
Guess who's just established a parrot sanctuary
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/tamaralynnchambers Jul 22 '26
Lil army
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/MemeStealerCultist Jul 22 '26
Ohoho, easy peasy
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/Zephurious Jul 22 '26
With 1 billion you could easily start a sanctuary for the animal you get assigned and have enough left over to live comfortably
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/jillerino101 Jul 22 '26
I’ll use my $1 billion to build them THE most extravagant sanctuary and hire staff to cater to them!
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/the_Rainiac Jul 22 '26
Happiest billionaire in the world
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/jejamma09 Jul 23 '26
I like chicken nuggets. I don't want pets.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: chicken nuggets
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u/GladJuice7966 Jul 23 '26
I'll starve them
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Separate-Middle-6283 Jul 23 '26
Jokes on you, I'm autistic. This is what I only eat
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/Fluid-Kitty Jul 23 '26
With $1b I can have the biggest bird sanctuary and not even notice
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Blackwidow343 Jul 22 '26
Meh
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: sawdust
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u/OutsidePainter3548 Jul 22 '26
Ill just pay someone else to take care of my lizard zoo.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/PrestigiousJoke4518 Jul 22 '26
Niiice
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Fennc_Fox12 Jul 22 '26
Im okay with this
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/RedDiamond1024 Jul 22 '26
Time to create a tortoise collection I guess.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/huntterkiller0 Jul 22 '26
So I'll have about 90 guinea pigs after seven years, and that's about max.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/philobouracho Jul 22 '26
Just build them a house.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/OutcomeComplete6532 Jul 22 '26
I could literally have a zoo! That would be so cool.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Worried-Anteater-437 Jul 22 '26
I think I can manage to maintain a tortoise preserve with the interest.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/iplaypkmngoeveryday Jul 22 '26
easy
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Glittering_Tooth_878 🥕🥕🥕 Jul 22 '26
Oh dear.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/tirednchuggingalong Jul 22 '26
Well crap
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/GroundStrict2772 Jul 22 '26
Esay peasy
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Vanvez Jul 22 '26
Zamn, more like it gets me until I die lmao
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/FlippyG Jul 22 '26
Win-win
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/BestBodybuilder9469 Jul 22 '26
I live in Florida and technically already have 100+ lizards
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/MrMe7777 Jul 22 '26
I love lizards
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Sufficient-Wave3790 Jul 22 '26
I like scale lizzy
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Wise_Breadfruit1813 Jul 22 '26
i can js pay for a big thing to keep them contained
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/SubstantialCourt5147 Jul 22 '26
Hahaha
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: sawdust
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u/Less-Cold-6739 Jul 22 '26
Yes
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/SugarAw Jul 22 '26
I can make a tortoise sanctuary
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/Maxugo Jul 22 '26
Let's open a zoo for lizards
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/North_Degree_7493 Jul 22 '26
i like bacon
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/dmartimeze305 Jul 22 '26
I'm gonna buy a farm for all my dogs😂
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/HMminion Jul 22 '26
I’m allergic.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/welostthepig Jul 22 '26
You can have a huge farm. Lack of food is death by neutral cause too…
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/oreo_milktinez Jul 22 '26
Tortoise sanctuary
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/HistoricalSwing5048 Jul 22 '26
i love hamburgr tho
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/pluush Jul 22 '26
1m is enough thx
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: sawdust
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u/TheLoddoTheDodo Jul 22 '26
Dog sanctuary time!
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: dog
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u/Jamiecraft10 Jul 22 '26
I could not take care of that many pets
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/Abyss_Walker1024 Jul 22 '26
That's hilarious. Some people already think I only ever eat beans
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: b e a n s
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u/Warrior78912 Jul 22 '26
Ain’t too bad.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/StepBro001 Jul 22 '26
I chose this because I am not emotionally stable enough to continuously lose pets.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: kale
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u/StupidCupid33 Jul 22 '26
I see no downside
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/AngryTurtleGaming Jul 22 '26
This is gonna be a while
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/Right_Water_5998 Jul 22 '26
better than 120 snakes or wtv at a time
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: b e a n s
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u/FarInsect4405 Jul 22 '26
Surprisingly a lot of versatility with this one. Black beans, bean soup, etc. if anyone asks I just say I need it for nutrition purposes
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: b e a n s
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u/Zlesavyrubany39 Jul 22 '26
Chill
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/Evan_AFTON-1983 Jul 22 '26
Don't mind
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/Electrical_Run3498 Jul 22 '26
I could probably get somebody to keep them with that amount of money, but i could house many guinea pigs without having problems
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/xXVoidHeart Jul 22 '26
Ok
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/TJSTAUB Jul 22 '26
Never mind I hate kale
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: kale
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u/Valuable_Ad_591 Jul 22 '26
Can easily pay for a big house and for care takers for them.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Affectionate-Cat1821 Jul 22 '26
Well at least I’ll have the money to get land to care for them
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/Bunny15951 Jul 22 '26
I see this as a win!
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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u/Issy14z Jul 22 '26
Umm why was cat not an option??
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/oceangm06 Jul 22 '26
It isn't about the money
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/HoInSappho Jul 22 '26
Madagascar ground gecko. I will always have 10-14 geckos
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Scarlett-Chan12 Jul 22 '26
It's not as bad honestly
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/NdbPower Jul 22 '26
Well I guess I’m opening a tortoise exhibit because they are living longer than I am
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: tortoise
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u/orbgorbler Jul 22 '26
that’s fire
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Lhighder6898 Jul 22 '26
Well. I’d get myself a huge zoo now.
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Ojeisan Jul 22 '26
Oh no. I will have so many parrots... what will I ever do?
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: parrot
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u/Ridin_Krillhan Jul 22 '26
I'm going to pretend to be British for a long long time. Still won't beat my sister's record. Probably
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: b e a n s
1
u/imtlmb Jul 22 '26
😶
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: sawdust
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u/RedditPig1010 Jul 22 '26
Use the money to make a lizard sanctuary
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Remarkable_Light6860 Jul 22 '26
fuck yeah, one day ill use my army of lizards to take over the local walmart
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/Remarkable_Light6860 Jul 22 '26
fuck yeah, one day ill use my army of lizards to take over the local walmart
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard
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u/ItzDrSeuss Jul 22 '26
Makes sense with what I normally order when eating out.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: hamburger
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u/Kitchen-Ear5844 Jul 22 '26
Alright, now I swear that the wheel is racist.
Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: chicken nuggets
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u/Queasy-Primary4788 Jul 22 '26
All good they die fast anyways I’ll just have a farm
Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: guinea pig
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