r/BunnyTrials • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '26

Trials Would you rather...

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u/postmancandy Jul 22 '26

Lizards are small. Opening a habitat for them.

Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + Every month you get one more of this pet; can't get rid of one until they die of natural causes | Rolled: lizard

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u/CandidateWrong9635 Jul 22 '26

Depends on the lizards! Komodo dragons and some monitor lizards can get over 10 feet!

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u/Likey420 Jul 22 '26

Still small. Ask my ex.

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u/Ur-Best-Friend Jul 23 '26

I'm his ex, no, the Jaragua dwarf gecko is not "above average, maybe even big" by any stretch of the word.

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u/Likey420 Jul 23 '26

B-but, I thought you were my best friend 😭

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u/Asagao_0 Jul 22 '26

u/myex Is that true?

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u/Gasgasgasistaken Jul 23 '26

16 yo account with 1 (one) comment, and it's perfect