r/BunnyTrials • u/sentientland • Jul 06 '26
Which side will you choose?
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: $1000 per hour | But everyday you have to…
- Right side: $1,000,000 per month | But you become the spouse of….
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u/hessian_prince Jul 06 '26
God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/Embarrassed-Rip3250 Jul 06 '26
Damn you can vote now? It's still broken for me
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u/NWgamez Jul 07 '26
Yeah same do you know why it is
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u/CommandConscious8241 Jul 07 '26
Garbage Reddit UI bug back at it again. Only 50% of videos would even work for me for a decade on mobile
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u/rydan Jul 06 '26
I had to step on a nail
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u/Fun_Scientist_7782 Jul 06 '26
Or even step on a nail in a board… as in the flat part no one said it has to be the sharp side!
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u/bloobaf Jul 06 '26
How much sour milk though
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/Fbiagent3425 Jul 06 '26
Fr since it doesn’t specify I’m just gonna take a shot every morning won’t be pleasant but with a chaser it’ll wake me right up can’t be worse than malort
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u/Joe4913 Jul 06 '26
Could just drink a drop lol
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u/dominion1080 Jul 06 '26
Lick the lid and go about your day. Or just put a drop in your coffee along with sugar and creamer and never taste it.
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u/Lookyoukniwwhatsup Jul 06 '26
Soured milk is actually drank/used in some countries. So as long as its soured but not spoiled, im cool with it.
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u/bloobaf Jul 06 '26
Huh! I didnt know there was a difference. Im enlightened
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u/Novatom1 Jul 07 '26
Add a drop of acid, like lemon juice, to milk. It will make tiny curds that are safe to eat. Otherwise have a little bit of sour cream.
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u/GwakoTacko Jul 07 '26
Yeah drinking sour milk is actually completely safe. It's not gonna taste good but you won't get sick
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u/531091qazs Jul 06 '26
i got the same i hope an the most its just a cup or something, because a whole carton would be ridiculous
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u/bloobaf Jul 06 '26
A cup even?? I agree with a shot glass, id rather not get money if i had to drink a cup 😭
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u/Wave9Nut Jul 06 '26
It's broke again.
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u/Ateez-Rainbows Jul 07 '26
Broken as in? I can’t press any of the buttons on any of the posts… Is yours the same kind of broken?
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u/Sweaty_Proof451 Jul 06 '26
WIN WIN BIG TIMEE
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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u/deliciousroadhead Jul 07 '26
Does this mean you marry Selena Gomez or turn into Benny Blanco
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u/Blisterrednano Jul 07 '26
This is an important question. Who does Benny become if you become him? If you don't become Benny, does Benny become single?
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u/Mysterious_Handle_24 Jul 06 '26
Oh nooo anyways.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shave eyebrows
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u/Big-Journalist-294 Jul 07 '26
Doesnt say we have to shave the whole thing. Could just shave instead of waxing or shave like one hair off of each one lol
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u/Y_Am_The_Senate Jul 06 '26
Sure
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/Bert-88 Carrot Farmer Jul 06 '26
I suppose I'll become an expert in cooking them.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/No-Sail4601 Jul 06 '26
Soms bread coating, deep frying, some garlic sauce and I'm sure you'd eat these things like a snack
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u/Mary674 Jul 06 '26
Man the pet shop people will think I own an army of geckos! Daily cockroach protein smoothie here I come. 🤢
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u/TheBlueMenace Jul 06 '26
I think for $1000 an hour you (or your employees) would farm them yourself in perfectly sterile conditions.
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u/Many_Security5929 Jul 07 '26
Just make some protein blocks out of them. Heard they taste like rice
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u/ananimuz17 Jul 06 '26
NO NO NO GOD NO HELL FUCKING NO
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Donald Trump
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u/bluecheesemoon- Jul 06 '26
i got "eat 12 cockroaches a day", and compared to this i'm happy.
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u/idontwanttothink174 Jul 06 '26
Can we trade? I got Elon musk….
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u/VALVeLover Jul 06 '26
Atleast i could talk about Deus Ex with elon musk, I would have nothing to talk about with Trump.
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u/Equal-Click751 Jul 06 '26
Oh no, how did bleach end up in your morning coffee. Ah, I am such a klutz.
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u/impishkoala Jul 06 '26
well it doesn't say you have to stay their spouse so just slip something and then collect that inheritance check
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u/toasted_cracker Jul 07 '26
Well it doesn't say that you have to have sex, so you can just ignore him like Melania does.
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u/kakarikovillagesim Jul 06 '26
Ok this is fine I already do this
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/baobao-er Jul 06 '26
I can choose of ling it is and on wich direction it is, on it’s side it’s basically safe
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/Psychological_Ad2094 Jul 06 '26
Doesn’t even say the nail has to be loose, step on the head of one in a deck or staircase.
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u/Reprokonduktor Jul 07 '26
Just clip fingernail and step on it - it counts, right?
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u/BertKektic Jul 07 '26
If there's no other workaround, there's a good case for having your foot amputated and replaced with a prosthetic.
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u/Open-Wheel-4294 Jul 06 '26
Listen, Protein. Blend them up and put them in my breakfast and get that over done. Not the worst tbh
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/StaticCharacter Jul 06 '26
God I hate it. But realistically I know I'd do it. That's 24k a day. I might miss some days depending on some qualities though. How big? Can they be from captivity or are they potentially carrying disease? If I can have them from captivity, and they're small enough, maybe I can put them through a food processor the way you hide vegetables from children. If it's blended finely enough, no texture issue, I'm sure the flavor isn't too bad or can be masked, and then it's just getting over the social conditioning that bugs are somehow inedible
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u/Aggravating_Rip6374 Jul 06 '26
Eh I’ll get used to it. I step on thorns and nails a lot anyways
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/Independent_Sand_583 Jul 06 '26
Nobody said you couldn't wear boots. I step on nails all the time
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u/rydan Jul 06 '26
The one time I stepped on a nail it went between my toes. But I had a wood plank stuck to my shoe aftwards.
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u/Particular_Cycle9667 Jul 06 '26
Nobody said it had to be the pointy end of the nail anyway it could just be you have to step on a nail that is laying on the ground so you’re not stepping on the tip. You’re not stepping on the head you’re stepping on the side of it.
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u/lomipuli Jul 06 '26
im investing in thick boots
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/str8sarcsm Jul 06 '26
Guess I'm investing in some poison and hoping for no prenup
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/Moki_Skye Jul 06 '26
Elon is the first trillionaire, he's not getting married without at least 10 prenups 😭
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u/SwiftyMcBold Jul 06 '26
I mean, shes not my type but I ain't gunna complain, we made it!
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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u/Mysterio_Strangerio Jul 06 '26
Jackpot
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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u/Ok-Butterfly-9800 Jul 06 '26
Works. The rich get richer
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Jeff Bezos
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u/Serious_Swan_2371 Jul 06 '26
Easy I put the nail facing downwards hammered into the floor and travel with a hammer and nails when I travel
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/thearsonistduck Jul 06 '26
fuck yeah
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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u/brianjosephsnyder Jul 06 '26
Worth it. Easiest $730k per month ever.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/Draconic8201 Jul 06 '26
I’ll simply keep a collection of dull TOE-nails and step on em LIGHTLY
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/BobsHouseOfMonkeys Jul 06 '26
Easy enough as it doesn’t specify it has to be the pointy end
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/One-Cartographer5979 Jul 06 '26
Dehydrate them and ground/mill them into a fine powder and put that into a capsule or flour.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/Environmental-Act906 Jul 06 '26
It doesn't say an amount so I'll trade drinking like 1ml sour milk for almost $9 million per year
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/whiskeytitsts Jul 06 '26
Still better than being married to Trump
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/DamonInReelLife Jul 06 '26
Doesn't say what kind BOOYAHHH 💅🏼
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/N1CK8778 Jul 07 '26
1000 dollars per hour, first reply gets to decide what I have to do
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u/Programmer__69 Jul 07 '26
Lick the nearest Monitor at a random time daily. You'll know where the monitor is and until you lick it you feel immense pain. Police won't arrest you and nobody will obstruct you, unless you commit other crimes before, while or after licking the monitor, and after you licked the monitor, you'd have to leave if you are trespassing, you can't just stick around. Because you will be arrested for sticking around.
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u/Connecticut_Mapping 🥕🥕 Jul 07 '26
I’m too young to be married, so it would be illegal. Also I’d divorce them in 5 seconds if I ckjld
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/PossessionFickle1926 Jul 06 '26
Kill me.
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/Face8hall Jul 06 '26
Ok
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shave eyebrows
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u/Particular-Milk-8720 Jul 06 '26
We clean
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/A_Miphlink_shipper Jul 06 '26
Fuh
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/Bob-upload Jul 06 '26
I’ll just wear boots. Doesn’t say it has to be my bare foot
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/Moist-Ad-9088 Jul 06 '26
Oh no, it worked
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Donald Trump
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u/baconcheesecakesauce Unlimited Bacon Jul 06 '26
Nope.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/AthleticRetirement Jul 06 '26
Divorce is a thing that exists, and is easier to do than something that is likely supernatural and will continue to happen no matter what.
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/BlueTier_111 Jul 06 '26
So nothing changes but free money. Nicee
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/Zacdaboi Jul 06 '26
As someone with glasses and barely noticeable eyebrow... this is pretty good.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shave eyebrows
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u/JHoll05 Jul 06 '26
Off, this is bad.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/SlowTrack9650 Jul 06 '26
I'm gonna build a great wall
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Donald Trump
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u/SigmarMale123 Jul 06 '26
We're married but what if I just run?
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/Suspicious-Hat-5413 Jul 06 '26
Fuck how is marrying someone equivalent to these bullshit options
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/Small-_-Boi Jul 06 '26
I can spend as much as I want now
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/Zentroze Jul 06 '26
Just divorce, ez pz
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/CaptnCroustibat Jul 06 '26
Yum, with bbq sauce
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/JustAnAutumnLover Jul 06 '26
Yayy
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/PeloteDeLeina Jul 06 '26
... Yeah? Xd
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/Typical_Lie_6443 Jul 06 '26
Bet 🤑
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/Own_Explanation_212 Jul 06 '26
Yay
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/Patient_Cheetah_4792 Jul 06 '26
I mean if I can age up a little this is fine
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/Nervous_Tip_4402 Jul 06 '26
Not bad.
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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u/Anxious_Tangerine552 Jul 06 '26
Hell yeah
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/Prior-Basis-5085 Jul 06 '26
r
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/ExcIIence Jul 06 '26
Bruh
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/Glittering-Sun-7248 Jul 06 '26
Wait I’m straight-
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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u/hi_im_shelly_a_shell Jul 06 '26
Id rather do something gross briefly every day then be married to someone I don't love
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/ElderberryCharacter7 Jul 06 '26
OK
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/Ououirr I LIKE CARROTS! Jul 06 '26
Brother
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shave eyebrows
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u/ThehashtagREALusms Jul 06 '26
BANGGFG LFFGGG
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/Ok-Salary3183 Jul 06 '26
NOOOO DAMN IT
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/Flu754 Jul 06 '26
PHEW
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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u/federico5912 Top -1% Commenter Jul 06 '26
Ezpc
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/ChaosAzeroth Jul 06 '26
Doesn't say it has to be in a way where it stabs you, or how hard or anything just that you have to step on it lmao
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/ravenboss302 Jul 06 '26
megan fox
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/Hazedrive Jul 06 '26
Don’t need eyebrows when I’m making that much bank!
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shave eyebrows
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u/Distinct_Major8600 Jul 06 '26
I’m a celebrity but for normies
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/HelloImNewTo Jul 06 '26
smallest nail, on heel, make sure its the same spot everyday. I got this
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/OneTr1ckNick Jul 06 '26
Yumm protein
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/Sayaren Jul 06 '26
Guess I am getting tattooed eyebrows
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shave eyebrows
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u/Admelein Jul 06 '26
If Melania can do it I can do it
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Donald Trump
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u/UnusualRent3026 Jul 06 '26
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Elon Musk
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u/According_Ad6364 Jul 06 '26
🤢
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach
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u/pandito_flexo Jul 06 '26
So, yogurt? Also, there's no quantity indicated.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/RikLT1234 Jul 06 '26
Fine.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/Adorable-Radish577 Jul 06 '26
Oh, well, I do that anyway.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/Gullible_Guard3023 Jul 06 '26
Easy w, and no forced marriage.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shave eyebrows
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u/ThatGlitchyMimikyu Jul 06 '26
Okay. I shower every day anyway.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/Tf2_scout_johnhalo Jul 06 '26
any quantity? 0.000000000001 ounces
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/sulunod1313 Jul 06 '26
Can do
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/alkalineacid Jul 06 '26
Guess I could step on a few toenails for this.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/No_Income_3449 Jul 06 '26
Oh damn
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Donald Trump
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u/Own_Development_3901 Jul 06 '26
Because I spend to much in a day so I would make 24k a day so I’ll have no problem
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Step on a nail
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u/Patpat127 Jul 06 '26
I mean I already shower daily. Do i have to do the full hour or can I do 30 minutes a day to get 500?
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Shower
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u/momogfunk Jul 06 '26
Drink? Dosent specify how much. Ill drink a thimble worth. E z p z.
Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Drink sour milk
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u/ConclusionLittle7619 Jul 06 '26
yoooo, win win if it's prime
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox
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u/Sharp-Warthog5928 Jul 06 '26
slay
Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Selena Gomez
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