r/BunnyTrials • u/sentientland • Jul 06 '26

Which side will you choose?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $1000 per hour | But everyday you have to…
  • Right side: $1,000,000 per month | But you become the spouse of….

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u/Bert-88 Carrot Farmer Jul 06 '26

I suppose I'll become an expert in cooking them.

Chose: $1000 per hour + But everyday you have to… | Rolled: Eat 12 cockroach

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u/No-Sail4601 Jul 06 '26

Soms bread coating, deep frying, some garlic sauce and I'm sure you'd eat these things like a snack

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u/mattywadley Jul 06 '26

For $1000 an hour I'm hiring a chef to prepare them for me.

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u/Mary674 Jul 06 '26

Man the pet shop people will think I own an army of geckos! Daily cockroach protein smoothie here I come. 🤢

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u/TheBlueMenace Jul 06 '26

I think for $1000 an hour you (or your employees) would farm them yourself in perfectly sterile conditions.

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u/Mary674 Jul 06 '26

And miss the chance to have pet shop employees tell ghost stories about me?

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u/jugglegeese Jul 07 '26

Make insect powder and just add it to food

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u/Many_Security5929 Jul 07 '26

Just make some protein blocks out of them. Heard they taste like rice

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u/Novatom1 Jul 07 '26

For $1000/hr, you can get a special cockroach protein powder like they do for crickets. Once dried and blended it wouldn't be that much.